There Are No Good Executives/Quotes

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I'm the president of show biz, my name is Charlie
I'm a cocksucking asshole, that's what they call me
Here in my Hollywood tower I rule
I'm a lying motherfucker, the chainsaw's my tool!
I'm the tin man! I never had a heart!

I'm the tin man! But I'll make you a star!
W.A.S.P. - "Chainsaw Charlie"