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* I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. |
* I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. |
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* I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|"Tim the Enchanter"]]. |
* I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|"Tim the Enchanter"]]. |
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* I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. |
* I am not allowed to [[Locked in a Room|lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet]] to see if [[Ho Yay|hot gay sex will occur]]. |
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* I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand. |
* I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand. |
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* I am not allowed to paint the house-elves blue. |
* I am not allowed to paint the house-elves blue. |
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* I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor. |
* I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor. |
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* I am not allowed to set up a first year on a blind date with Moaning Mrytle. |
* I am not allowed to set up a first year on a blind date with Moaning Mrytle. |
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* I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. |
* I am not allowed to sing my own [[Background Music|personal spy music]] while wandering the hallways. |
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* I am not allowed to try attacks from ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' to see if they work since I am in a more magical environment. |
* I am not allowed to try attacks from ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' to see if they work since I am in a more magical environment. |
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** I will be held responsible for any damage I cause. |
** I will be held responsible for any damage I cause. |
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* There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation. |
* There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation. |
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* There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong. |
* There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong. |
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* There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. |
* There is no such thing as a were-[[w:Thylacine|thylacine]]. |
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* I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant. |
* I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant. |
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* I will not start food fights in the Great Hall. |
* I will not start [[Food Fight|food fights]] in the Great Hall. |
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* If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm. |
* If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and [[Face Doodling|draw the Dark Mark on their arm]]. |
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* I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. |
* I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. |
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* [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|"42"]] is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.'s. |
* [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|"42"]] is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.'s. |
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* The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. |
* The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. |
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* I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss. |
* I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss. |
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* The Easter Bunny is not Jesus' Animagus form. |
* The [[Easter Bunny]] is not Jesus' Animagus form. |
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* No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. |
* No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate [[Steve Irwin]] during Care of Magical Creatures class. |
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* The Ravenclaws are not "[[Dune|Mentats]] in training". |
* The Ravenclaws are not "[[Dune|Mentats]] in training". |
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* [[wikipedia:Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab|Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab]] does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as "Veela Pheremones". |
* [[wikipedia:Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab|Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab]] does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as "Veela Pheremones". |
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* That glowing green potion I mixed up does not re-animate the dead. |
* That glowing green potion I mixed up does not re-animate the dead. |
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* I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Professor Lupin's office door. |
* I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Professor Lupin's office door. |
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* "Dead Man's Party" is a kickass song but probably not appropriate for a Deathday celebration. Ditto "No One Lives Forever". |
* [[Oingo Boingo|"Dead Man's Party"]] is a kickass song but probably not appropriate for a Deathday celebration. Ditto "No One Lives Forever". |
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* Hermione, Luna and Ginny are not my [[Charlie's Angels|Angels]]. |
* Hermione, Luna and Ginny are not my [[Charlie's Angels|Angels]]. |
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* [[Clarke's Third Law|Sufficently advanced technology]] is ''not'' indistinguishable from magic. |
* [[Clarke's Third Law|Sufficently advanced technology]] is ''not'' indistinguishable from magic. |