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* I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Lord Voldemort.
* Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster", not "My Liege".
* I will not teach the first years to sing [[Discworld
* I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
* I shall not give Professor Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
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* And lastly, I will not use a time turner to go into the past and seduce my father, thereby ceasing to exist, which means I could not have gone into the past and seduced my father, which means I do exist, which means I can go back and . . . oh, nevermind.
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