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2076. If I'm commissioned to build an artillery gun, they don't mean a gun that fires howitzers.
2076. If I'm commissioned to build an artillery gun, they don't mean a gun that fires howitzers.
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* [[Added Alliterative Appeal]]: [[Averted Trope|Averted.]]
* [[Alliteration]]: [[Averted Trope|Averted.]]
{{quote|711. If almost all the words in my character's background start with the same letter, he's vetoed.}}
{{quote|711. If almost all the words in my character's background start with the same letter, he's vetoed.}}
* [[Against My Religion]]:
* [[Against My Religion]]:
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* [[Chainsaw Good]]:
* [[Chainsaw Good]]:
{{quote|240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.
{{quote|240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.
618. No matter how much my humanity loss, a chainsaw is not [[Gears of War|a substitute for a bayonet]].
618. No matter how much my humanity loss, a chainsaw is not [[Gears of War|a substitute for a bayonet]].
1584. Even if the rules allow it, you can't sneak with a running chainsaw.
1584. Even if the rules allow it, you can't sneak with a running chainsaw.
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1924. Despite what the rules say, shooting other PC's in the head [[Villainous Demotivator|does not improve morale]].
1924. Despite what the rules say, shooting other PC's in the head [[Villainous Demotivator|does not improve morale]].
1939. Even if the rules allow it, can't parry an artillery barrage with my fists.
1939. Even if the rules allow it, can't parry an artillery barrage with my fists.
1966. Even if the rules allow it, can't play a viking [[Mad Scientist]].
1966. Even if the rules allow it, can't play a viking [[Mad Scientist]].
2155. Getting multiple entries in a game's first errata is not a badge of honor.}}
2155. Getting multiple entries in a game's first errata is not a badge of honor.}}
{{quote|423. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot play a duck.
{{quote|423. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot play a duck.
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999. I can't [[Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory|train squirrel mobs to abuse the grapple rules]].
999. I can't [[Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory|train squirrel mobs to abuse the grapple rules]].
1512. My canine officer can't spend his animal requisition cash to buy two dozen chihuahuas.
1512. My canine officer can't spend his animal requisition cash to buy two dozen chihuahuas.
1884. If a PC gets taken out by a deer, can't recruit the deer to replace him.
1884. If a PC gets taken out by a deer, can't recruit the deer to replace him.
2158. Using my animal influence ability to send countless animals on a suicide attack is fine, but not to form a chorus line.
2158. Using my animal influence ability to send countless animals on a suicide attack is fine, but not to form a chorus line.
2193. Inspire Courage is a great super power, unless you use it to get hordes of innocent bystanders to bum rush the super villain.
2193. Inspire Courage is a great super power, unless you use it to get hordes of innocent bystanders to bum rush the super villain.
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1595. We aren't raising the villain from the dead because we haven't killed him enough yet.
1595. We aren't raising the villain from the dead because we haven't killed him enough yet.
1606. If my fireballs always form a mushroom cloud, time to tone it down a bit.
1606. If my fireballs always form a mushroom cloud, time to tone it down a bit.
1819. Strapping dynamite to an arrow is an acceptable cliche. Not the whole keg of gunpowder.
1819. Strapping dynamite to an arrow is an acceptable cliche. Not the whole keg of gunpowder.
2025. There is no such thing as a shotgun exterminatus.
2025. There is no such thing as a shotgun exterminatus.
2194. No questioning the Marshal on why a town of 4,000 people and no strategic value warranted a 100 megaton nuke.}}
2194. No questioning the Marshal on why a town of 4,000 people and no strategic value warranted a 100 megaton nuke.}}
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