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1369. Elves do to have nipples.
1616. Despite what the math says, elves do not gestate for an entire decade.
2030. Elves do not get a racial bonus to the skill "Trade: Interior Design".
2120. Elves do not squirt ink out of their nipples as a defense mechanism.
2121. Elves also do not secrete a foul tasting oil when threatened.
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2196. When listing the advantages of elves to the new player, I will leave off "shatter proof".
2376. The Dwarven work ethic is not just "[[Dug Too Deep|Dig until we hit evil]]."
2388. No matter how high my damage resistance is, I can't name my dwarf [[Meaningful Name|Tanky McTankitytank]].
2390. The plan is not just let the villain beat on the dwarf until his arm gets tired.
2393. The natural enemy of the elf is not the common cold.
2438. Not starting the adventure until we have exactly one elf in the party is not [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Tolkienism]].}}
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{{quote|31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
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