Third Star/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Amazingly enough considering the topic matter, it has its moments.

  • The pub fight. Everything about it.
    • Not to mention Davy's parting line:

Davy: ... don't hit people with cancer.

  • This exchange:

James: I have never lost my shoes playing poker, I have never had a bandit hold a gun to my head...
Davy: I've never been to Birmingham.
James: I've never sailed 'round the- really?
Davy: No.
James: What about Marco's eighteenth?
Davy: Was that Birmingham?

James: Why is it that I'm always the one that's getting it rather than giving it?

James: Are you coming to Barafundle?

Bill: We are, but it's that way. *points in opposite direction*
James: Fuck.