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[[File:Poor__Poor_Vexen_by_Oriana132_8328.jpg|frame|[[Room 101|Let's just say it's]] [[LazyTown|not been Vexen's day.]]]] |
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Once upon a time, in [[Kingdom Hearts|The World That Never Was]], at [[Brick Joke|an indeterminate time of day]], Xaldin, Vexen, and Lexaeus encountered a monster that was destroying the Organization by taking their... [[Unusual Euphemism|you know]]. Immune thanks to them being "ugly" (a [[Big Bad|teenage fanbrat]] is in control and clearly doesn't realize that <s>these three</s> Lexaeus is [[Author Appeal|MANLY]]), these three nobodies embark on a world-hopping journey to save their comrades, battling the gutless and [[Shout-Out|countless pop culture references,]] in an attempt to restore logic, sanity and good humor to the fanfiction universe, all while protecting their groins [[Groin Attack|from assault]] by the Semes. Who are kind of like [[The Heartless]], but instead of hearts, are disembodied, um... you know. |
Once upon a time, in [[Kingdom Hearts|The World That Never Was]], at [[Brick Joke|an indeterminate time of day]], Xaldin, Vexen, and Lexaeus encountered a monster that was destroying the Organization by taking their... [[Unusual Euphemism|you know]]. Immune thanks to them being "ugly" (a [[Big Bad|teenage fanbrat]] is in control and clearly doesn't realize that <s>these three</s> Lexaeus is [[Author Appeal|MANLY]]), these three nobodies embark on a world-hopping journey to save their comrades, battling the gutless and [[Shout-Out|countless pop culture references,]] in an attempt to restore logic, sanity and good humor to the fanfiction universe, all while protecting their groins [[Groin Attack|from assault]] by the Semes. Who are kind of like [[The Heartless]], but instead of hearts, are disembodied, um... you know. |
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Yes, really. |
Yes, really. |
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* [[Breaking the Fourth Wall]] - Too many times to count. |
* [[Breaking the Fourth Wall]] - Too many times to count. |
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* [[Brown Note]] - [[Squick|"I can't see. I cannot see. My retinas have committed suicide."]] |
* [[Brown Note]] - [[Squick|"I can't see. I cannot see. My retinas have committed suicide."]] |
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* [[Camp Gay]] - Marly-dono, and almost all of the Ukes. |
* [[Camp Gay]] - Marly-dono, and almost all of the Ukes. |
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* [[Catch Phrase]]: Oh hell. |
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Oh hell. |
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* [[Chekhov's Gag]] - The time of day in The World That Never Was. |
* [[Chekhov's Gag]] - The time of day in The World That Never Was. |
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{{quote|It was unfortunate for the Grand Master Fangirl that this sickly little idea was not any ordinary idea—it was a being that ''lacked'' a brain, a heart, a ''spine'' and most importantly, it lacked… you know.}} |
{{quote|It was unfortunate for the Grand Master Fangirl that this sickly little idea was not any ordinary idea—it was a being that ''lacked'' a brain, a heart, a ''spine'' and most importantly, it lacked… you know.}} |
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* [[To Make a Long Story Short]] - Twelve chapters too late. |
* [[To Make a Long Story Short]] - Twelve chapters too late. |
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* [[Tradesnark™]] - [[Purple Prose|Overly Detailed Purple Description Mode]]™ |
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* [[Traveling At the Speed of Plot]] |
* [[Traveling At the Speed of Plot]] |
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* [[Troll Fic]] - Originally intended to be one, but completely subverted after. |
* [[Troll Fic]] - Originally intended to be one, but completely subverted after. |
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* [[Unusual Euphemism]] - "...you know" isn't very unusual, but its absolute pervasiveness throughout the fic makes it stand out. |
* [[Unusual Euphemism]] - "...you know" isn't very unusual, but its absolute pervasiveness throughout the fic makes it stand out. |
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* [[Viewer-Friendly Interface]] |
* [[Viewer-Friendly Interface]] |
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* [[Wangst]] - Zexy-poo's trademark. |
* [[Wangst]] - Zexy-poo's trademark. |
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* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]] - Vexen is terrified of cake after being tortured with the ''[[LazyTown]]'' cake song. |
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]] - Vexen is terrified of cake after being tortured with the ''[[LazyTown]]'' cake song. |
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