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"I'm tired of you squeezing the toothpaste all the way to the end!" "Oh yeah? Well I'm tired of you leaving your nasty socks all over the house!" "Yeah, well I'm tired of your mother calling at three in the morning!" Sounds pretty stupid, doesn't it? Nobody breaks up over such minor annoyances, do they? Sure! These days, people shoot each other over less! —Sinbad from Sinbad's Guide to Life

"You're seriously mad at me? That's the most stereotypical, sitcom thing you could possibly--"

"Taking a quick break from space shenanigans to do a comic that MIGHT have been inspired by something that happened to my wife and I, MAYBE" —Jeph Jacques in The Rant for the above comic.