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* [[Anti-Love Song]]: Numerous examples.
* [[Anti-Love Song]]: Numerous examples.
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: The final verse of "The Irish Ballad":
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: The final verse of "The Irish Ballad":
{{quote| And when at last the police came by<br />
{{quote|And when at last the police came by
Her [[Understatement|little prank]] she did not deny<br />
Her [[Understatement|little prank]] she did not deny<br />
For to do so she would have had to lie...<br />
For to do so she would have had to lie...<br />
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* [[Creator Backlash]]: One of the reasons he retired was that he grew to despise touring to perform his songs.
* [[Creator Backlash]]: One of the reasons he retired was that he grew to despise touring to perform his songs.
* [[Creator Breakdown]]: The reason he stopped doing political satire was apparently because the politicians became too corrupt. He abandoned his singing career before [[Richard Nixon]] was even President, and things [[It Got Worse|haven't gotten better...]]
* [[Creator Breakdown]]: The reason he stopped doing political satire was apparently because the politicians became too corrupt. He abandoned his singing career before [[Richard Nixon]] was even President, and things [[It Got Worse|haven't gotten better...]]
{{quote| '''Lehrer''': "I don't want to satirize George W. Bush...I want to ''vaporize'' him."}}
{{quote|'''Lehrer''': "I don't want to satirize George W. Bush...I want to ''vaporize'' him."}}
** That's part of the reason, but not the entire reason. There's also the fact that the political issues of later eras became much more complex, and it's hard to get good laughs out of a song that presents both sides of the issue. [http://www.casualhacker.net/tom.lehrer/jmazner/lehrhtml.html Here]'s a piece that has a lot more elaboration from Lehrer. That said, the devolution of politics certainly has not made Lehrer any more enthusiastic about the idea of writing music.
** That's part of the reason, but not the entire reason. There's also the fact that the political issues of later eras became much more complex, and it's hard to get good laughs out of a song that presents both sides of the issue. [http://www.casualhacker.net/tom.lehrer/jmazner/lehrhtml.html Here]'s a piece that has a lot more elaboration from Lehrer. That said, the devolution of politics certainly has not made Lehrer any more enthusiastic about the idea of writing music.
* [[Creepy Souvenir]]: "I Hold Your Hand in Mine"
* [[Creepy Souvenir]]: "I Hold Your Hand in Mine"
* [[December-December Romance]]: Satirized in "When You Are Old and Gray".
* [[December-December Romance]]: Satirized in "When You Are Old and Gray".
* [[Do Not Pass Go]]: "We Will All Go Together When We Go" (singing about the global nuclear holocaust) has:
* [[Do Not Pass Go]]: "We Will All Go Together When We Go" (singing about the global nuclear holocaust) has:
{{quote| ''You will all go to your respective Valhallas.''<br />
{{quote|''You will all go to your respective Valhallas.''
''Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 [[Painful Rhyme|dollas]].'' }}
''Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 [[Painful Rhyme|dollas]].'' }}
* [[Filk Song]]: Virtually everything he wrote has been adopted as "Found Filk," notwithstanding--or perhaps in spite of--Lehrer's feelings about folk music. There have even been full Tom Lehrer Sing-Alongs.
* [[Filk Song]]: Virtually everything he wrote has been adopted as "Found Filk," notwithstanding--or perhaps in spite of--Lehrer's feelings about folk music. There have even been full Tom Lehrer Sing-Alongs.
* [[Filth]]: The subject matter of "Smut".
* [[Filth]]: The subject matter of "Smut".
* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: "I Got It From Agnes." What "it" is is never specified, but we can guess.
* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: "I Got It From Agnes." What "it" is is never specified, but we can guess.
{{quote| I love my friends, and they love me<br />
{{quote|I love my friends, and they love me
We're just as close as we can be<br />
We're just as close as we can be
And just because we really care<br />
And just because we really care
Whatever we get, we share. }}
Whatever we get, we share. }}
** Sadly, Lehrer did ''not'' originally get this past the radar, as his recording of it was not released until 1997 as a bonus track on ''Songs & More Songs by Tom Lehrer'', a compilation rerelease of two albums from the 1950s. The first released recording of it was from the ''Tom Foolery'' soundtrack in 1980.
** Sadly, Lehrer did ''not'' originally get this past the radar, as his recording of it was not released until 1997 as a bonus track on ''Songs & More Songs by Tom Lehrer'', a compilation rerelease of two albums from the 1950s. The first released recording of it was from the ''Tom Foolery'' soundtrack in 1980.
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* [[Having a Heart]]: "I Hold Your Hand in Mine" and "[[The Masochism Tango]]".
* [[Having a Heart]]: "I Hold Your Hand in Mine" and "[[The Masochism Tango]]".
* [[Hollywood New England]]: "The Elements":
* [[Hollywood New England]]: "The Elements":
{{quote| These are the only ones of which the news has come to Hahvard,<br />
{{quote|These are the only ones of which the news has come to Hahvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discahvard. }}
And there may be many others but they haven't been discahvard. }}
* [[In the Style Of]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i4f8oohdi0&NR=1 'Clementine']
* [[In the Style Of]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i4f8oohdi0&NR=1 'Clementine']
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** Also, "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" is a bright, happy, song about [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|guess what.]]
** Also, "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" is a bright, happy, song about [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|guess what.]]
** Special mention has to go to "We Will All Go Together When We Go," a cheery, toe-tapping number about the complete extinction of the human race. And how that's a good thing because it means there'll be nobody left alive to feel sad about it afterward.
** Special mention has to go to "We Will All Go Together When We Go," a cheery, toe-tapping number about the complete extinction of the human race. And how that's a good thing because it means there'll be nobody left alive to feel sad about it afterward.
{{quote| We will all go directly to our respective Valhallas<br />
{{quote|We will all go directly to our respective Valhallas
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dolla's ... }}
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dolla's ... }}
** "So Long Mom" is also a song about nuclear war set to a cheerful tune. The narrator is a pilot in [[World War III]] adressing his mother:
** "So Long Mom" is also a song about nuclear war set to a cheerful tune. The narrator is a pilot in [[World War III]] adressing his mother:
{{quote| While we're attacking frontally,<br />
{{quote|While we're attacking frontally,
Watch Brinkley and Huntley,<br />
Watch Brinkley and Huntley,
Describing contrapuntally<br />
Describing contrapuntally
The cities we have lost.<br />
The cities we have lost.
No need for you to miss a minute<br />
No need for you to miss a minute
Of the agonizing holocaust. (Yeah!) }}
Of the agonizing holocaust. (Yeah!) }}
** ''[[Oedipus the King|Oedipus Rex]]'':
** ''[[Oedipus the King|Oedipus Rex]]'':
{{quote| There was a man though, who, it seems<br />
{{quote|There was a man though, who, it seems
Once carried this ideal to extremes,<br />
Once carried this ideal to extremes,
He loved his mother and she loved him<br />
He loved his mother and she loved him
And yet his story is rather grim...<br />
And yet his story is rather grim...
[''merry melody''] }}
[''merry melody''] }}
* [[Meaningful Name]]: "Lehrer" is German for "teacher".
* [[Meaningful Name]]: "Lehrer" is German for "teacher".
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** Taken to [[Patter Song]] extremes in [[The Musical]] production "Tomfoolery."
** Taken to [[Patter Song]] extremes in [[The Musical]] production "Tomfoolery."
* [[Painful Rhyme]]: Sometimes spectacularly so, and [[Invoked Trope|entirely deliberate]]. For instance, these lines from "We Will All Go Together When We Go":
* [[Painful Rhyme]]: Sometimes spectacularly so, and [[Invoked Trope|entirely deliberate]]. For instance, these lines from "We Will All Go Together When We Go":
{{quote| When you attend a funeral<br />
{{quote|When you attend a funeral
It is sad to think that sooner or l...<br />
It is sad to think that sooner or l...
...ater those you love will do the same for you<br />
...ater those you love will do the same for you
And you may have found it tragic<br />
And you may have found it tragic
Not to mention other adjec...<br />
Not to mention other adjec...
...tives to think of all the weeping they will do }}
...tives to think of all the weeping they will do }}
* [[Parental Bonus]]: While most of his songs are still funny, there are lines he says that are rather topical to the 1960s. An example would be when he mentions that Massachusetts is the only state with ''three'' senators, it's because Robert Kennedy (from Massachusetts) happened to be a New York senator at the time.
* [[Parental Bonus]]: While most of his songs are still funny, there are lines he says that are rather topical to the 1960s. An example would be when he mentions that Massachusetts is the only state with ''three'' senators, it's because Robert Kennedy (from Massachusetts) happened to be a New York senator at the time.
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* [[Reclusive Artist]]: And how!
* [[Reclusive Artist]]: And how!
* [[Reckless Gun Usage]]: "The Hunting Song" talks about accidents usual for an opening of the hunting season. With a "recipe":
* [[Reckless Gun Usage]]: "The Hunting Song" talks about accidents usual for an opening of the hunting season. With a "recipe":
{{quote| People ask me how I do it<br />
{{quote|People ask me how I do it
And I say, "There's nothing to it!<br />
And I say, "There's nothing to it!
You just stand there looking cute...<br />
You just stand there looking cute...
And when something moves, you shoot!" }}
And when something moves, you shoot!" }}
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: His 1953 debut album included a tune singing the praises of the neighborhood dope peddler. Lehrer felt he would unable to perform "The Abortionist", and "The Old Dope Peddler" was his second choice.
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: His 1953 debut album included a tune singing the praises of the neighborhood dope peddler. Lehrer felt he would unable to perform "The Abortionist", and "The Old Dope Peddler" was his second choice.
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* [[Take That]]: As noted, folk-singers, but his "ode" to Wernher von Braun also stands out. Also the MLF Lullaby.
* [[Take That]]: As noted, folk-singers, but his "ode" to Wernher von Braun also stands out. Also the MLF Lullaby.
* [[Take Me to Your Leader]]: Spoofed in "Whatever Became of Hubert?":
* [[Take Me to Your Leader]]: Spoofed in "Whatever Became of Hubert?":
{{quote| "We must protest this treatment, Hubert"<br />
{{quote|"We must protest this treatment, Hubert"
''Says each newspaper reader''<br />
''Says each newspaper reader''
''As someone once remarked to Schubert''<br />
''As someone once remarked to Schubert''
''[[Incredibly Lame Pun|Take us to your Lieder'']]<br />
''[[Incredibly Lame Pun|Take us to your Lieder'']]<br />
(''sorry about that'') }}
(''sorry about that'') }}
* [[Those Wacky Nazis]]: As mentioned above, he references Wernher von Braun's Nazi past:
* [[Those Wacky Nazis]]: As mentioned above, he references Wernher von Braun's Nazi past:
{{quote| ''Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown...''<br />
{{quote|''Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown...''
''"Heh heh. Nazi Schmazi," says Wernher von Braun!'' }}
''"Heh heh. Nazi Schmazi," says Wernher von Braun!'' }}
* [[Three Chords and the Truth]]: He has a dig at this trope in the spoken intro to "Folk Song Army":
* [[Three Chords and the Truth]]: He has a dig at this trope in the spoken intro to "Folk Song Army":
{{quote| "I have a song here which I realise should be accompanied on a folk instrument in which category the piano does not alas qualify so imagine if you will that I am playing an 88 string guitar"}}
{{quote|"I have a song here which I realise should be accompanied on a folk instrument in which category the piano does not alas qualify so imagine if you will that I am playing an 88 string guitar"}}
** Then he does it again in the song itself, where he also pokes fun at the lyrical version:
** Then he does it again in the song itself, where he also pokes fun at the lyrical version:
{{quote| The tune don't have to be clever,<br />
{{quote|The tune don't have to be clever,
And it don't matter if you put a coupla extra syllables into a line.<br />
And it don't matter if you put a coupla extra syllables into a line.
It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English,<br />
It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English,
And it don't even gotta rhyme--excuse me--rhyne. }}
And it don't even gotta rhyme--excuse me--rhyne. }}
* [[Trophy Husband]]: "Alma", a ballad dedicated to socialite Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel, whom he praises for managing to marry three of the greatest minds of the day and having the raciest obituary he had ever had the pleasure of reading.
* [[Trophy Husband]]: "Alma", a ballad dedicated to socialite Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel, whom he praises for managing to marry three of the greatest minds of the day and having the raciest obituary he had ever had the pleasure of reading.
{{quote| The first one she married was Mahler,<br />
{{quote|The first one she married was Mahler,
Whose buddies all knew him as Gustav.<br />
Whose buddies all knew him as Gustav.
And each time he saw her he'd holler:<br />
And each time he saw her he'd holler:
"Ach, that is the fräulein I [[Painful Rhyme|moost have]]!" }}
"Ach, that is the fräulein I [[Painful Rhyme|moost have]]!" }}
* [[Viewers Are Geniuses]]: The historical stuff nowadays, thanks to the topical aspect (see [[The Great Politics Mess-Up]], [[Parental Bonus]]). His scientific songs, though, definitely qualify; in fact, before Lehrer even recorded an album, he performed the "[http://www.haverford.edu/physics/songs/lehrer/physrev.htm Physical Revue]" to a group of Harvard physics students.
* [[Viewers Are Geniuses]]: The historical stuff nowadays, thanks to the topical aspect (see [[The Great Politics Mess-Up]], [[Parental Bonus]]). His scientific songs, though, definitely qualify; in fact, before Lehrer even recorded an album, he performed the "[http://www.haverford.edu/physics/songs/lehrer/physrev.htm Physical Revue]" to a group of Harvard physics students.