Too Dumb to Live/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"I am too stupid to LIVE!"''|'''Rebecca Howe''', ''[[Cheers]]''}}

{{quote|''"''Defective'' microchips? I like the sound of that!"''|'''Mikey Simon''', ''[[Kappa Mikey]]''}}

'''Peter Griffin''': Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at serious risk.|''[[Family Guy]]''}}

'''Farnsworth''': Let's go back there!|''[[Futurama]]''}}

'''Players''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Cool! Cool! I'm gonna die!]]|[[Let's Play]] ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] 2006'' by pokecapn, Medibot, Kung-Fu Jesus, IlluminatusVespucci and John Condit}}

{{quote|"..And as little as one month. Assuming the moron intends to give a two hour speech in a gale with no coat or hat. For more information, consult ''[[William Henry Harrison]], Idiot of Tippecanoe''."|''[[The Daily Show|America: The Book]]''}}

'''Mach''': It'll just take a second.|''[[Supreme Commander]]''}}

{{quote|'''Iori Yagami''': Geez, sorry you guys! There's no cure for stupidity!|''[[The King of Fighters|The King Of Fighters '96]]''}}

{{quote|''"You remember what daddy always said. That God gave you a big sister instead of a brain."'' |'''Meredith''' (to Flint), ''[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]''}}

'''Zeke''': Heh. Except Ethan. If you run the data, his life expectancy comes out to ''negative'' forty years.|'''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del|Ctrl Alt Del]]'''}}

{{quote|''"You were born to be murdered."''|'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Major Calloway]]''' (to Holly Martins), ''[[The Third Man]]''}}

''Some people are just too fucking stupid to live.''|[http://web.archive.org/web/20080212094700/http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/rahowasucks.html This review] of ''[[So Bad It's Horrible/Traditional Games|Racial Holy War]]''.}}

'''Rand''' and '''Perrin''': "Good idea."|''[[Wheel of Time]]'' [http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600 mock summary]}}

{{quote|''"Duuuh. You died because you were dumb."''|[[Have a Nice Death|Death message]], ''[[Space Quest]] V''}}

{{quote|Stupidity is the only natural capital crime.|'''[[Robert A. Heinlein]]''', ''The Notebooks of Lazarus Long''}}

'''Freakazoid:''' I know! '''''Dumb!'''''|''[[Freakazoid]]''}}

{{quote|''"I clean my knives in a crossbow. Some people say it's foolish... I put them in the hoover and set it on blow and just shoot water at them around the kitchen, as I sit with a plug -- bare-wired... at my feet... '''PEEING ON IT!''' All to get a better clean."''|'''Phil Jupitus''' on ''[[Series/QI|QI]]'' after hearing about the fatal accidents involving dishwasher users impaling themselves on the cutlery basket because they put all the knives in pointing up -- all to get a better clean.}}

'''Lindesfarne''': (whispers to Tammy) [[Lampshade Hanging|Not too big on self-preservation, is he]]?<br />

'''Ray''': What's self-preservation?|'''Lindesfarne''' (a hedgehog) and '''[[The Ditz|Ray]]''' (a firefly) in ''[[Kevin and Kell]]''}}

{{quote|''"Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on [[Big Bad|Saren's]] payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe."''|'''Urdnot Wrex''', ''[[Mass Effect]]''}}

'''Kirk''': Fine, I'll kill you later. |''[[Star Trek III: The Search For Spock]]''}}

{{quote|''I mean like, dangerously, not-able-to-function-on-his-own level of stupid, like, if you were to give this guy a cup of applesauce and a spoon, would probably drown-level stupid.''|[[The Spoony Experiment|Noah Antwiller]]}}

{{quote|'''Tom Servo:''' "Hey, the cop never said anything about doing intensely stupid things!"|''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'', "Last Clear Chance", right before the characters get hit by a train.}}

{{quote|''Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.''|'''Rincewind''' on Twoflower, ''[[Discworld/The Colour of Magic|The Colour of Magic]]''}}

{{quote|''Pages one and two had been salvaged by a Damogran Frond Crested Eagle and had already become incorporated into an extraordinary new form of nest which the eagle had invented. It was constructed largely of papier-mache and it was virtually impossible for a newly hatched baby eagle to break out of it. The Damogran Frond Crested Eagle had heard of the notion of survival of the species but wanted no truck with it.''|''[[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy (novel)|The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy]]''}}

'''Fighter''': I tied it to the lava! Y'know, so we could find it when we're done here.|''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]]''}}

'''Navi:''' How you've managed to survive this long is a mystery to me.|''[[Ocarina of Time]]: [[The Abridged Series]]'', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywoScf2vYU0 Episode 12]}}

{{quote|''Thoth sprang up, blood mounting darkly to his face, while his eyes flamed with the stunned fury of a man who suddenly realizes [[Too Dumb to Live|the full depths of a fool's swinish stupidity]].''|'''[[Robert E. Howard]]''', "[[Conan the Barbarian|The Phoenix On The Sword]]," as Thoth-Amon realizes that Dion has his lost [[Ring of Power]] and doesn't even know it.}}

{{quote|''He said he wouldn´t be my friend if i didn´t tell him!''|'''Barney''', on why he revealed the player's top secret mission to the enemy in ''[[Heart of Evil]]''.}}

{{quote|''Cartman, you've stooped to the level of a full-fledged retard.''|'''Kyle Brofloski''', ''[[South Park]]''}}

{{quote|''I suppose from a creative standpoint, some characters deserve to die. Ones that lack common sense or even basic survival instinct.''|'''Abed''', ''[[Community]]''}}

{{quote|'''Meatwad''' ([[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|holding a scorpion]]): I'll eat it.... if you eat it.<br />

'''Shake''': All right, deal! Wait a minute... how are you gonna eat it after I eat it?<br />

'''Meatwad''': Look, you eat it, then I go back in time to before the time that you eat it, then I'll eat it.<ref> They actually do have a time machine in this episode, but it's pretty clear Meatwad's lying.</ref><br />

'''Shake''': Okay.<br />

''Later''<br />

'''Frylock''': What's wrong with Shake?<br />

{{quote|''Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in [[Discworld|Ankh]]-[[Wretched Hive|Morpork]], but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of [[Wretched Hive|the Shades]] was suicide. Asking for a short beer in a [[Our Dwarves Are All the Same|dwarf]] bar was suicide. Saying "[[Silicon-Based Life|Got rocks in your head]]?" to a [[All Trolls Are Different|troll]] was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.''|''[[Discworld/Men At Arms|Men At Arms]]'', [[Terry Pratchett]]}}