Tower Heist/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "He's allergic to chocolate, I had to beat him."
    • Basically, everything about that little scene.
  • Josh recruiting his thieves.
  • Anything to do with "Darnell" and "Seizure Boy".
  • Odessa flirting with Slide via safe.
  • The thieves running up the stairs during the heist.
  • Ski hats vs. ski masks.
  • Every time the thieves start talking about mundane things.
  • Doing part of the heist with a dog in tow.
  • Three words: Gauntlet of lesbians.
  • The random cuts to the boss stuck in the closet listening to Latin music.
  • French Playboy.
  • The maid missing the car.

"Last time I was this drunk, I made out with a fireman."
"Yeah? When was that?"
"Tuesday."

  • "Steve McQueen is my bitch!"