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* Buzz earnestly explains to Woody his role in saving Earth, basically as R2-D2 in ''[[Star Wars|A New Hope]]''. His voice and the music build dramatically, then:

'''Woody:''' Yeah? Well, good riddance, ya looney! }}

** Double-funny for doing the [[Star Trek|Vulcan salute]] along with "Farewell".

*** When ''Toy Story 3'' was knocked off of its 100 rotten tomatoes review level by two contrinarians who gave bad reviews because they wanted to be contrary, the director responded by tweeting ''"You are sad, strange little men, and you have my pity."''

** Then there's the squeaky noise Buzz's head makes...

*** Buzz, looking all calm, says Woody's right and walks off to get it together.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46rIWEgmmQk "Look! I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!"]

* "Okay, [[Parental Bonus|Mr. LightBeer]], prove it!"

** A few minutes later in the film, Woody calls him [[My Name Is Not Durwood|"LightSnack"]].

** [[Captain Obvious|You think?]]

* Woody laughing at Buzz's delusions.

'''Buzz:''' Where?! ''[Woody laughs hysterically]'' }}

* Buzz's complete freakout when his helmet is open, coupled with Woody's reaction.

* This exchange:

'''Woody''': The word I'm searching for, [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.]] }}

* In Toy Story Treats, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIhV3NzolS8 "Roadblock."] It's just such a horrible joke, and Woody makes such a stupid face... My sister and I occasionally reference it and burst out laughing.

** Speaking of which, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXLNBM-iWwA Buzz had mad shadow puppetry skills.]

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZR-HrKfAD4 "Sky Runner Buzz! It really flies!"] It's sad and hilarious at the same time, how does that work?

'''Hamm:''' Annnd there's the meteor. }}

* Rex's response when Slinky asks him if he believes Woody is innocent:

** Even [[Word of God|Lasseter and co.]] agree this is Rex's funniest line on the DVD commentary.

* During Woody's encouragement to snap Buzz out of his depression after the realization he's not a space ranger...

* This exchange right at the beginning of the movie:

'''Mr. Potato Head''' ''[at Hamm]'' You uncultured swine! }}

** "What are ''you'' lookin' at, ya hockey puck?" Camera turns to... a hockey puck, with arms and legs, which shrugs in a "What?" fashion.

** It's the way he draws out the word 'ranger'. That's gotta be it.

* Buzz deciding to sit up front because it's safer there. Made funnier by him putting a (huge) seat belt on, Woody's mocking, and the fact that he was right.

* '''Woody:''' (Grabbing Buzz and repeatedly pushing a button that makes his arm go up and down) Use your karate chop action!

* [[Sarcasm Mode|"Great, so if anyone attacks us]] [[Deadpan Snarker|we can blink 'em to death."]]

* Buzz explains to Woody that revenge is something that isn't encouraged on his planet... then clarifies that they're not on his planet to which Woody responds with an [[Oh Crap]] face and saying [[Little No]].

* When the toys are finding out what Andy got for his birthday.

'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Who invited THAT kid? }}

* Sid sleep-talking: "I wanna ride the pony."

 

* The scene when Jessie and Woody meet.

* "No, Buzz -- [[Luke, I Am Your Father|I am your father]]!"

"Great throw, son!" }}

* The toys crossing the street, especially the shot of all the chaos they're oblivious they just caused.

* "You have saved our lives! We are eternally grateful!"

** "Will you leave me alone?!"

* BUT I DON'T WANNA [[Use Your Head|USE MY HEAD]]! [[Hilarious Outtakes|*CLANG*]]

* "Look, Barbie! An big ugly man doll! Oooh he needs a makeover!"

* "I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your ANGRY eyes, just in case!"

** Which sets up this amazing [[Brick Joke]]: [[Epic Fail|"Prepare to meet -]] [[Rummage Fail|MR. ANGRY EYES!]]"

** How could you forget those unforgettable ad-libs from Mrs. Potato Head during the gag reel?!

* Andy's Buzz meeting another Buzz Lightyear at Al's Toy Barn: "Tell me I wasn't this deluded!"

** Moments earlier: [[Does This Make Me Look Fat?|"Am I really that fat?"]]

** Telling everyone to join hands as he tries to fly out of Al's car.

** Don't forget Buzz 'explaining' what's going on to the deluded Buzz!

'''Deluded Buzz:''' * ''Runs over to Woody, and kneels before before him''* Your Majesty! }}

** Freaking out ''exactly'' the same way original Buzz did when his helmet was open in the first movie and Woody and the others having the same reaction as Woody in the first.

* Woody's reaction to Al's belch.

* Hamm (reading the owners manual for the Pizza Planet truck) "Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting '''this''' kind of mileage.."

'''Woody:''' . . . (perfect deadpan) They're called smores, Buzz. -__- }}

* Again, outtakes:

'''Prospector:''' So you two are absolutely identical? You know I could probably get you a part in Toy Story 3... (realizing they're filming) Oh, I'm sorry are we back? Well girls, lovely talking with you! Yes any time you'd like some tips on acting I'd be glad to chat with you. Now off you go! }}

** The fact that he looks at their asses as they walk out just makes it even funnier.

* The [[Overly Long Gag|ridiculously long]] list of items Mrs. Potato Head tells Mr. Potato Head to bring with him:

''(monkeys swarm all over Mr. Potato Head)'' }}

* The various pranks Woody plays on Buzz during the outtakes. Such as the old "ink on the binoculars' rims" trick. Buzz takes the pranks in stride at first, but quickly gets annoyed, making the whole thing even funnier.

* Mr. Potato Head trying to unlock the door, only for Utility Buzz to accidentally launch him in the air, followed by a genuine scream and Hamm's classy "Haha!".

* Rex, barging in, busting everything in his path during an important scene to ask...

* Buzz [[Meet Cute|getting to know]] {{spoiler|Jessie}} at the end. Somewhere between his {{spoiler|[[Cannot Spit It Out|trying to talk to her]] and then her exact usage of [[Mythology Gag|his stunt involving a toy car and the loop-de-loop]]}}, this troper was in hysterics. [[Something Else Also Rises|The wings probably didn't help, either]].

* Woody doing tricks with Buster, and when Andy comes in...

'''Andy:''' Eh, we'll work on it later. }}

* From the "Woody's Round-Up" show:

'''Woody''': What's that? [[Motor Mouth|Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?]]<br />

'''Rabbit''': [[Beat|...]]Uh huh. }}

* Toy!Stinky Pete has a solemn, [[Tranquil Fury]] air to him; in stark contrast, Puppet!Stinky Pete is a rambunctious [[Looney Tunes|Yosemite Sam]]-type character. Watch as he comes up in the theme song; you can see Toy!Stinky doing a [[Face Palm]].

* Buzz and the gang are in Al's Toy Barn, where they stumble upon Tour Guide Barbie. Mr Potato Head immediately begins chanting that he is a "married spud", while Hamm tells him to step aside for the single fellas.

* Pretty much any scene with {{spoiler|[[Gratuitous Spanish|Spanish Buzz]].}} Why? Let me phrase it like this. So far we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet PIXAR has somehow managed to take the idea of a deluded Space Ranger and [[Up to Eleven|up it to the 11]] make it new and fresh again. {{spoiler|Plus, he's a '''Flamenco Dancing Astronaut''',}} do I really need to explain?

* Jessie's reaction to {{spoiler|Spanish Buzz Lightyear.}}

'''Hamm:''' Eh... sort of. }}

** This troper had read about {{spoiler|[[Trailers Always Spoil|Spanish Flamenco Buzz]]}} before seeing ''Toy Story 3'', and knew it was coming, so she thought the humor was ruined for her. {{spoiler|She expected sombreros. She expected maracas. But when Buzz simply pulled up his wrist-microphone and spoke in deep, dark, intrigued, flowing ''Spanish''}}, the theater broke into hysterical laughter from which there was no recovery. The same went for his 'greeting' of Woody. And his interaction with Jessie. You know what I mean. You know you felt it too.

* And for that matter, Woody's reaction to {{spoiler|Spanish Buzz Lightyear}}.

* Or this line:

** -->Translated for those who don't speak Spanish "Come with me, my love. I will show the wonders of the galaxy and we will defeat evil with our love."

** Not to mention the flamenco that comes just before it. Just try not to crack up when [[Badass Spaniard|El Buzzo]] pulls that crazy-crab-walk-windmill move. [[Failure Is the Only Option|You will fail.]]

** This troper and her BFF are fluent in Spanish. It cracks them up because they know what he's saying.

** The Brazilian dubbing makes that even funnier ("Yes, plastic metrosexual!").

** For this troper, it was the line of "You don't even know me from GI Joe!" that made her giggle. This was because her father always used to say that Barbie should end up with [[G.I. Joe]] instead of Ken because, and I quote, "Ken is too big a baby and [[G.I. Joe]] is a real man."

*** Heh, remember that project when a group was replacing Barbie's voice boxes with [[G.I. Joe]]'s?

** This scene after realizing the how literal that line is.

'''Ken and Barbie:''' -Made- for each other. }}

** One of the funniest parts about him was wordless and didn't actually have him in it: when Barbie goes to pick up Buzz's operating manual disguised in Ken's astronaut suit, the bookworm notices the high heels "Ken" is wearing and gives "him" a sharp look as if to say "You know, [[Creepy Crossdresser|we always kind of wondered about that boy...]]"

'''Buttercup:''' Just kidding, door's right over there. }}

'''Buzz:''' {{spoiler|My what mode?}} }}

* Any scene involving "Mr. Tortilla Head". This Troper had tears in their eyes from holding back laughter.

** Especially the pigeon. Something about the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" just falls apart...

** Just the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" flops around is silly and hilarious.

**** This Troper thought it was a [[Squick]] / [[Parental Bonus]] joke.

* When the Bookworm notices "Ken" is wearing pink high heels.

* '''Barbie''': "Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!"

* During the end credits, when the gang read a letter from Sunnyside, written in very neat, curly, and pink handwriting. It is not from Barbie, as they initially think, but Ken. The kicker? He signs it "Hugs and Kisses!"

'''Jessie:''' Uhh... Buzz? Barbie didn't write that... }}

* The line that seemed to get the most laughs in the theater comes right after Molly throws Barbie in the donation box:

'''Hamm:''' I get the Corvette. }}

* Woody introducing himself to Dolly cracks me up for some reason. It's the delivery of the line that nails it:

'''Dolly:''' Woody, huh? You're gonna stick with that? }}

** "Of course, you're getting this from a doll named Dolly."

*** Actually, ''every single line'' said by Spanish Mode Buzz is hilarious if you've ever seen Spanish soap operas. The longer lines he says are as cheesy as the lines can get in an ''actual'' Spanish soap opera. The voice actor's [[Large Ham|over the top delivery]] of the lines is the cincher, though.

* What about this line?

"I think it's pronounced Yid- ''[[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"|''Nay'']]''." }}

*** This shot, after Bonnie's had a little too much pretend coffee. C'mon, say it with me: ''awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!'' [http://i45.tinypic.com/110w40n.jpg\]

** And on that note, after Bonnie goes away Woody tries to find out where he is, only for the other toys to take a few seconds to remember what kind of bizarre scenario they're part of this time.

* When Jessie admits to Woody he was right about Andy not throwing them away:

'''Mr. Potato Head:''' "Jessie's right, Woody. She '''was''' wrong!" }}

** And who could forget this hilarious line by Mr. Potato Head:

* "Just a ''dinosaur''". The context, coupled with Kristen Schall's voice acting, which managed to make the line sound apologetic ''and'' dismissive, at the same time, never fails to please.

* Though the Monkey was [[Nightmare Fuel]] for some, it's hard to hold back laughter at the telephone's speech to Woody. [[Inherently Funny Words|There's something hilarious about a dramatic briefing with the word "monkey" in it]].

* I just love the look on Woody's face when Trixie tries to tell him where they are.

* I may be alone but this short exchange in Lotso's backstory had me laughing because it came off a little assholish:

Chuckles: "No, she only replaced you" }}

* The way that Lotso condescendingly calls Ken "Kenneth" always cracks me up.

* When Barbie needs to get information from Ken. She does this by tying him up....and ripping his clothes.

** It's made even funnier by [[Continuity Cameo|Sid]] appearing as the garbage truck driver.