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* Buzz earnestly explains to Woody his role in saving Earth, basically as R2-D2 in ''[[Star Wars|A New Hope]]''. His voice and the music build dramatically, then:

{{quote|'''Buzz''': And ''you'', my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

** Speaking of which, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXLNBM-iWwA Buzz had mad shadow puppetry skills.]

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZR-HrKfAD4 "Sky Runner Buzz! It really flies!"] It's sad and hilarious at the same time, how does that work?

{{quote|'''Rex:''' Hey! A dinosaur documentary! Maybe this one will have a happy ending!

'''Hamm:''' Annnd there's the meteor. }}

* Sid sleep-talking: "I wanna ride the pony."

 

* The scene when Jessie and Woody meet.

* "No, Buzz -- [[Luke, I Am Your Father|I am your father]]!"

* Woody's reaction to Al's belch.

* Hamm (reading the owners manual for the Pizza Planet truck) "Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting '''this''' kind of mileage.."

{{quote|'''Buzz:''' Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!

'''Woody:''' . . . (perfect deadpan) They're called smores, Buzz. -__- }}

* Buzz and the gang are in Al's Toy Barn, where they stumble upon Tour Guide Barbie. Mr Potato Head immediately begins chanting that he is a "married spud", while Hamm tells him to step aside for the single fellas.

 

* Pretty much any scene with {{spoiler|[[Gratuitous Spanish|Spanish Buzz]].}} Why? Let me phrase it like this. So far we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet PIXAR has somehow managed to take the idea of a deluded Space Ranger and [[Up to Eleven|up it to the 11]] make it new and fresh again. {{spoiler|Plus, he's a '''Flamenco Dancing Astronaut''',}} do I really need to explain?

* Jessie's reaction to {{spoiler|Spanish Buzz Lightyear.}}

"Who's Yidna?"

"I think it's pronounced Yid- ''[[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"|''Nay'']]''." }}

** "SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE!" "Poison?!" *spits out a jellybean*

*** This shot, after Bonnie's had a little too much pretend coffee. C'mon, say it with me: ''awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!'' [http://i45.tinypic.com/110w40n.jpg\]

{{quote|'''Jessie:''' "Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I-I was wrong."

'''Mr. Potato Head:''' "Jessie's right, Woody. She '''was''' wrong!" }}

** And who could forget this hilarious line by Mr. Potato Head:

{{quote|"I told you kids, '''[[Ass Shove|stay out of my Butt!]]'''"}}

 

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