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{{quote|'''Greg Thomas:''' (Holding up a cricket ball, after Viv Richards had played and missed at a couple of deliveries) [[Tempting Fate|Hey, Viv, it's red, round, and weighs about six ounces.]]
'''Viv Richards:''' (After smashing the ball out of the ground next delivery) You know what it looks like, man, now go fetch it. }}
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* ''[[Suikoden V]]'' has Logg, Lun, and Subala do this in the [[Fishing Minigame]]. Pretty amusing to look at while [[The Hero|the Prince]] is minding his own business.
* Everybody [[The Unintelligible|except the Pyro]] (who ''could'' be trash-talking but could also just as likely be discussing the weather or reciting T. S. Eliot) in ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'', especially with their domination quotes. Highlights include:
{{quote|'''Sniper:''' Too slow, [[The Medic|medicine woman!]]
'''Spy:''' So your deadly skill is [[Fragile Speedster|jogging?]] Mine is ''murdering people!''
'''Soldier:''' Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman in a dress!
'''Heavy:''' [[Large Ham|YOU ARE SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!]]
'''Scout:''' Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery!
'''Demoman:''' Ya great lactating wet nurse!
'''Engineer:''' Shoot, son, you all slow as molasses.
'''Medic:''' Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly! }}
* Every character in ''[[Mortal Kombat]]'' trash talks their opponent to an extent, but Shao Kahn takes it [[Up to Eleven]] by mocking not only his opponent, but the player as well:
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* Enemy generals always say something just before Destiny of an Emperor's nonrandom battles, and about half of them are trash talk.
* ''[[Asura's Wrath]]' during the fight between Asura and Augus, though it tends to come across as more s death threats from the former:
{{quote|'''[[Blood Knight|Augus]]''': You need to enjoy this a bit more!
'''[[Hot-Blooded|Asura]]''': YOU NEED TO SHUT UP AND DIE! }}
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* ''[[The Boondocks]]'': [[Jerkass|Colonel H.]] [[Evil Old Folks|Stinkmeaner]] speaks nothing ''but'' trash talk when he isn't using the N-word like it's going out of style:
{{quote|"Who in the hell parked in my space?! That's like calling 1-800-Collect-An-Ass-Whoopin'! And no, that ain't no toll-free call, PARTNAH!"
"You scared? Yeah. You scared ain't you, bitch [[N-Word Privileges|nigga]]? I can smell the bitch in ya. * sniffs twice* Ooh, that's vintage ''bitch''!"
"Oh yeah! Look at you! You were talkin' all that good shit a second ago, then ''you got kicked in your chest''! ''You'' eat a d*** , [[N-Word Privileges|nigga]]! YOU eat a d*** !" }}
** Of course, Riley is no novice in the art of trash-talk either: "Hey, [[The Bully|''Bitch'' Magnus]]! I called you a bitch [[Department of Redundancy Department|'cause you's a bitch!]] What, you thought [[Honor Before Reason|I wasn't gonna come see you?]] You thought you wasn't gonna get the taste smacked out your mouth for trying to jack [[Awesome McCoolname|Young Reezy]]? You better fall back, [[N-Word Privileges|nigga]]!"
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