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{{quote|"μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος
οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί' Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε' ἔθηκεν"
{{quote|"Beeeerrrrrr...."
{{quote|"Keepin' it thorough. :)"
{{quote|"Padatyu gibisïn ego."
[[True Art/Laconic|Here's the short version.]]
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[[They Copied It, So It Sucks|Plagiarism.]]
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There is an attitude shown in some works that some art doesn't make a lot of sense and should be mocked as pretentious and elitist. It is spoken of ironically as 'True Art,' implying that it is neither true nor art.
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Naturally, the characters doing the mocking are portrayed as Philistines by the artistic characters... if the artistic characters are allowed to say anything at all, that is. Philistines are not notably fair about such things.
[[File:WithastickandIhopeyouallburn.gif|Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|frameless|left]] True a<
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* [[True Art Sticks It to the Man]]
* [[End of the World Special|Three Potato]]
*[[True Art Is Realistic]]
** [[Tear Jerker|Potato suicide]] ▼
*[[True Art Is Complex]]
*[[Hot Potato|Four]]
[[Covers Always Lie|I am your subconscious.]] [[Johnny the Homicidal Maniac|Feathers]] [[Donkey Kong 64|are arrows.]]
== As sleepwalk under the table with the popsicle ==
=== and to fish rod for the sun is stupid, I think you ===
==== should try giving me my ugly dad back so that I can trade him ====
===== with a free stroke. The whole world will exterminated by pepper-pot polar bear train. =====
True Art is not this. [[The Treachery of Images|This is not art.]]
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[[Captain Obvious|In case you haven't figured it out yet]], True Art [[Mind Screw|doesn't make a lot of sense]]. Strictly speaking, it's a quality of fiction which, in the minds of critics and artists, allows an otherwise normal work to transcend itself and become a statement on the human condition. This nebulous quality has never been hammered down by anyone, except perhaps to [[Its Popular So It Sucks|sneeringly look down on popular works]] [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like|they don't like]] [[No True Scotsman|as not being "true art."]] The quest to attain this status, however, has produced some distinctive tropes of its own.
[[File:ART.jpg|frameless|left|No es rakoon, es castor$%^!]]
under conditions unlimited. Meaning, as for depth, there is bottomless. Therefore the he performance well to not having brio that, the useless person, Icanhascheezburger? this is.
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[[Discworld|Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp]].
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Read the last sentence.
<span style="font-size:120%;">'''{{smallcaps|The walls of Jericho came TUMBLING DOWN. TUMBLINGGGGGGGGGGGG DOWNFORWARDS SPLATTERSPLAT UPON THE WEEEEEEEEMING WEEEEEEEMING. This bubblegum is not a machete, unless. Truthfully, no, this machete is not a bubblegum.}}'''</span>
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<span style="color:"0645ad";">Here, click this.</span>
▲La trahison des images? Ceci n'est pas <font color=yellow>l'art</font>.
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See also [[It's Popular, Now It Sucks]] (aka [[Its Popular So It Sucks]],
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