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[[They Copied It, So It Sucks|Plagiarism.]]
 
[[BarackJoe ObamaBiden|Present day.]] [[Fist of the North Star|Present time.]] [[Serial Experiments Lain|'''aHa'''Ha'''Ha'''Ha'''Ha''']] True Art is not this. [[The Treachery of Images|This is not art.]]
 
There is an attitude shown in some works that some art doesn't make a lot of sense and should be mocked as pretentious and elitist. It is spoken of ironically as 'True Art,' implying that it is neither true nor art.
 
This <fontspan colorstyle="color:"ff0000";"><strikes>minotaur</strikes></fontspan> <fontspan colorstyle="color:"0000ff";">trope</fontspan> is [[House of Leaves|not for you.]]
 
<u>Today is a good day to die.</u><ref>Chocolate Chip Cookie Ingredients - 3/4 cup sugar; 3/4 cup packed brown sugar; 1 cup butter, softened; 2 large eggs, beaten; 1 teaspoon vanilla extract; 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour; 1 teaspoon baking soda; 3/4 teaspoon salt; 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips; if desired, 1 cup chopped pecans, or chopped walnuts</ref>
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Naturally, the characters doing the mocking are portrayed as Philistines by the artistic characters... if the artistic characters are allowed to say anything at all, that is. Philistines are not notably fair about such things.
 
[[File:WithastickandIhopeyouallburn.gif|Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|frameless|left]] True a<fontspan colorstyle="color:green;">rt is a tuna. True art i</fontspan><fontspan colorstyle="color:purple;">s a tuba. True art slept wi</fontspan>th your sister and is having her babies.<br/>
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* [[True Art Sticks It to the Man]]
* [[End of the World Special|Three Potato]]
*[[True Art Is Realistic]]
** [[Tear Jerker|Potato suicide]]
*[[True Art Is Complex]]
*[[Hot Potato|Four]]
** [[Tear Jerker|Potato suicide]]
 
[[Covers Always Lie|I am your subconscious.]] [[Johnny the Homicidal Maniac|Feathers]] [[Donkey Kong 64|are arrows.]]
 
== As sleepwalk under the table with the popsicle ==
=== and to fish rod for the sun is stupid, I think you ===
==== should try giving me my ugly dad back so that I can trade him ====
===== with a free stroke. The whole world will exterminated by pepper-pot polar bear train. =====
 
True Art is not this. [[The Treachery of Images|This is not art.]]
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under conditions unlimited. Meaning, as for depth, there is bottomless. Therefore the he performance well to not having brio that, the useless person, Icanhascheezburger? this is.
 
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[[Talkative Loon|As sleepwalk under the table with the popsicle and to fish rod for the sun is stupid, I think you should try giving me my ugly dad back so that I can trade him with a free stroke]]. [[Omnicidal Maniac|The whole world will exterminated by pepper-pot polar bear train]].
 
[[Discworld|Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp]].
 
'''<fontspan colorstyle="color:green;">True Art Is</fontspan> <fontspan colorstyle="color:"ff0000";">Green</fontspan><fontspan colorstyle="color:green;">.</fontspan>'''
 
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Read the last sentence.
 
<fontspan sizestyle="4font-size:120%;"><b>'''{{smallcaps|The walls of Jericho came TUMBLING DOWN. TUMBLINGGGGGGGGGGGG DOWNFORWARDS SPLATTERSPLAT UPON THE WEEEEEEEEMING WEEEEEEEMING. This bubblegum is not a machete, unless. Truthfully, no, this machete is not a bubblegum.}}'''</b></fontspan>
 
The time is:
 
9 messages in your inbox. They are not loaded. TRISTAN TIZARA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
 
The <fontspan colorstyle="color:red;">Hell</fontspan>? No, The <fontspan colorstyle="color:blue;">Heaven</fontspan>? THEY'RE <fontspan colorstyle="color:purple;">COMING</fontspan>. The <fontspan colorstyle="color:blue;">squirrels</fontspan>.
 
La trahison des images? Ceci n'est pas <fontspan colorstyle="color:yellow;">l'art</fontspan>.
 
<fontspan colorstyle="color:"0645ad";">Here, click this.</fontspan>
La trahison des images? Ceci n'est pas <font color=yellow>l'art</font>.
 
<font color="0645ad">Here, click this.</font>
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See also [[It's Popular, Now It Sucks]] (aka [[Its Popular So It Sucks]], (aka [[True Art Is Not Popular]]); [[Public Medium Ignorance]]; [[No True Scotsman]]; and [[Unacceptable Targets]].
 
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