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{{quote|True art is like bad
{{haiku|True art is like bad
haiku: it doesn't make sense
haiku: it doesn't make sense
but makes you look smart. }}
but makes you look smart.
}}


{{quote|Amazingly Enough}}
{{haiku|Amazingly Enough
}}


{{quote|Haikus are easy
{{haiku|Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refigerator }}
Refigerator
}}


{{quote|Game_Fan (quoting unknown source)}}
{{haiku|Game_Fan (quoting unknown source)
}}


{{quote|Peter Fights the Sun
{{haiku|Peter Fights the Sun
He's Missing His Batteries
He's Missing His Batteries
There is no Fifth Line |[[User:DOTMW]]}}
There is no Fifth Line
|DOTMW}}


{{quote|You can't avoid it
{{haiku|You can't avoid it
Abstract art will break your mind
Abstract art will break your mind
Suck it up, maggots|[[User:Superfroggy]]}}
Suck it up, maggots
|Superfroggy}}


{{quote|Mirror of Regret
{{haiku|Mirror of Regret
Shows the loneliness of man
Shows the loneliness of man
I am so confused.|[[User:The Tall One]]}}
I am so confused.
|The Tall One}}


{{quote|Pink unicorns in
{{haiku|Pink unicorns in
My cup of rainbow coffee
My cup of rainbow coffee
Clowns at the cafe|[[User:DJ Marred]]}}
Clowns at the cafe
|DJ Marred}}


{{quote|A bold, artistic
{{haiku|A bold, artistic
statement. But what does it mean?
statement. But what does it mean?
They are not telling.|[[User:The Tall One]]}}
They are not telling.
|The Tall One}}


{{quote|Something from nothing.
{{haiku|Something from nothing.
The god of this trope just might
The god of this trope just might
Be [[David Lynch]].|[[User:Scarlet-city]]}}
Be [[David Lynch]].
|Scarlet-city}}


{{quote|"But what does it mean?"
{{haiku|"But what does it mean?"
Well, if I were to tell you,
Well, if I were to tell you,
It wouldn't be 'art'.|[[User:The Hero Hartmut]]}}
It wouldn't be 'art'.
|The Hero Hartmut}}


{{quote|It's official, I
{{haiku|It's official, I
Cannot make sense out of this;
Cannot make sense out of this;
I'll pay $2,000.|[[User:So We Ate Them]]}}
I'll pay $2,000.
|So We Ate Them}}


{{quote|This is [[True Art]], bitch!
{{haiku|This is [[True Art]], bitch!
Purple monkey dishwasher
Purple monkey dishwasher
What am I saying?
What am I saying?
[[User:Yon Troper]] }}
Yon Troper
}}


{{quote|Glib glib glib glob glub
{{haiku|Glib glib glib glob glub
Nevfesterubnugluhurg
Nevfesterubnugluhurg
Margarg yeebaba?|VinLAURiA, demonstrating true artistic haiku}}
Margarg yeebaba?
|VinLAURiA, demonstrating true artistic haiku}}


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Latest revision as of 05:54, 1 September 2014


True art is like bad
haiku: it doesn't make sense
but makes you look smart.

Amazingly Enough

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refigerator

Game_Fan (quoting unknown source)

Peter Fights the Sun
He's Missing His Batteries
There is no Fifth Line

—DOTMW

You can't avoid it
Abstract art will break your mind
Suck it up, maggots

—Superfroggy

Mirror of Regret
Shows the loneliness of man
I am so confused.

—The Tall One

Pink unicorns in
My cup of rainbow coffee
Clowns at the cafe

—DJ Marred

A bold, artistic
statement. But what does it mean?
They are not telling.

—The Tall One

Something from nothing.
The god of this trope just might
Be David Lynch.

—Scarlet-city

"But what does it mean?"
Well, if I were to tell you,
It wouldn't be 'art'.

—The Hero Hartmut

It's official, I
Cannot make sense out of this;
I'll pay $2,000.

—So We Ate Them

This is True Art, bitch!
Purple monkey dishwasher
What am I saying?
Yon Troper

Glib glib glib glob glub
Nevfesterubnugluhurg
Margarg yeebaba?

—VinLAURiA, demonstrating true artistic haiku