U2/Funny

    Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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    Larry: Sometimes when we shout, "Are you ready to rock?" I don't care if you're ready to rock.

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    • The Dalton Brothers.
    • Godfather. More Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping than the Dalton Brothers! Babyface Mullen! The violin!
    • Bono's count-off at the beginning of Vertigo: "1... 2... 3... 14!" Made even funnier on the Vertigo Live video when he preceded the bad Spanish by telling the audience he was going to "teach [them] some Gaelic."
      • Listen closer. That first word is unos. Spanish for "some".
        • Or if you hear it the same way I do, it's "11(in French), 2, 3(both in Spanish), 14(back to French)!"
    • Quite a few of MacPhisto's Zoo TV phone calls, especially in the Dublin gig, where he actually phoned home to find the four years old Jordan Hewson answering.
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