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==[[wikipedia:Lum Invader|Lum Invader]]==

* Darling!
* DARLING NO BAKA!!! ("Darling, you idiot!")
* One, two, three! DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!
* We're going to make a baby on Saturday night!
* ''visiting Ataru in his classroom:'' Teacher, husbands and wives should always be together, whether it's raining or windy, in the house, or even at school!
* Darling! Shinobu can go to hell!
* Nope! 'Cause in my tummy is DARLING'S BABY!
* Where I come from, marriage is a sacred institution, so if you cheat on me... ''[shocks Ataru]'' (Episode 1)
* ''[referring to Rei]'' Oooh! I will never marry such a tacky man! Tacky tacky tacky!!
* Thank you, Ran. I will think hard about this...
* Umeboshi? GIVE ME UMEBOSHI!
* I don't care if it's a lie. I just want you to say it. (Movie 5)
* Darling, you IDIOT! Do ya wanna really forget about me!? (Movie 5)
* Even if it takes a "lifetime", I'll make ya say it! (Movie 5)

==[[wikipedia:Ataru Moroboshi|Ataru Moroboshi]]==

* I refuse! I'd sooner go to [[wikipedia:Space Battleship Yamato|Iscandar]] than fight and be killed by an Oni! (Episode 1)
* ''on his game of tag with Lum:'' But to grab those horns, naturally I've gotta grab the body first... (Episode 1)
* ''speaking English while flirting with a girl in Hawaii:'' Hi! I'm Ataru Moroboshi, Number One Japanese Boy! Please date with me!
* I'm gonna run away from home! Will that make you happy?! WAAAAAAAAA!!!! ''[runs out the front door in his sock feet, then comes back for a second to put his shoes on]'' Damn it! ''[runs back out the door]'' WAAAAAAAA!!!! (Episode 2)
* When will you learn that I always do things without thinking of the consequences? (Movie 2)
* I HATE YOUR GUTS! (Movie 5)
* You idiot, if I say "I love you" under these circumstances, How do you know if I was telling the truth? (Movie 5)
* I'll never forget, I'll... never... forget..., I'LL NEVER FORGET! ...you, Lum... [collapses] (Movie 5)
* I'll say it on my "deathbed"! (Movie 5)
* Ne, ne, ne...Juusho to denwa bangou wa?! (Hey, hey, hey...What's your address and phone number?!)

==Shutaro Mendo==

* ''repeated line:'' WAAA! KURAI YO! SEMAI YO! KOWAI YO!!! ("Waaa! It's cramped! It's dark! I'm scared!!!")

==Shinobu Miyake==

* ''repeated line:'' OTOKO NAN TE! ("Men be damned!")
* You flirtatious scum!
* ''from the BBC dub "Lum the Invader Girl":'' I must go to my sweet Ataru! He needs me! He loves me! Even though I know Lum will be with him, I can't keep away from my beloved, my precious. Although, if he's shagged her... I'LL KILL HIM!
* ''also from "Lum the Invader Girl"; Shinobu's reaction to Lum's claim that she is pregnant with Ataru's child:'' You've got... a bun in your oven???

==Ten (Jariten)==

* Lum, you'd be better off if you dumped that idiot!
* It's obvious that Lum is too good for you! (Episode 2)
* What's that look on yer face? Is that how you look at folks coming all the way from beyond the galaxy?! (Episode 2)
* You disgusting slimeball!
* ''repeated line'': Boku ii ko! ("I'm a good boy!")

==Ataru's Mother==

* ''oft-repeated line:'' Oh, I never should have had him!
* ''to Ataru:'' You are the personification of the word "stupid"!

==Cherry (Sakuranbo)==

* Y... your face, my friend... it's hopelessly horrible!!!
*Praise Buddha, praise Buddha. In the name of Jesus Christ, praise Buddha.

==Ryunosuke Fujinami==

* ORE WA ONNA DA!!!! ("I AM A WOMAN!!!!")

==Oyuki==

*Oh, that's terrible...
*If you do not apologize...I shall be angry.
*Would you like some sherbert while you bathe?
*So am I sarcastic, the stingiest person you know, or a cold-blooded businesswoman which is it...I am none of those, but that's quite alright with me.

==Benten==

*Move it! Outta my way!
*Hey Ran. It's a call from your '"treacherous snake".

==Ran==

*Ran-chan shiawase! (Lil' Ran's so happy!)

==Dialogue==

:'''Newscaster''': Only one day remains in the game of tag between Ataru and Lum, a game upon which the future of the Earth depends. Complaints are coming in from all over about Ataru's hopeless performance.
:'''Businessman''': You see, surely, it's all Ataru's fault! He is responsible for all this!
:'''Baseball Player''': I'm worried that if Ataru loses and the aliens take over, I won't be able to play baseball anymore!
:'''Megane, Perm, Chibi''': Ataru! Pay us back before you get killed!
:'''Newscaster''': Furthermore, we're getting numerous comments saying that if Ataru loses tomorrow, he and his family should be executed, and we've received word that people in their neighborhood are preparing to lynch them.
:'''Mr. Moroboshi''': Dear!
:'''Mrs. Moroboshi''': I never should have had him!
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:[Lum is upset that Ataru wants to meet up with another girl.]
:'''Lum''': Oh, no, no, no! Please don't go!
:'''Ataru''': You can't change my mind!  My will is like iron - ironclad!
:'''Lum''': Why... why is that, when I love you so much? Do you hate me?
:'''Ataru''': No, I love you.
:'''Lum''': Then, how come... ?
:'''Ataru''': You don't understand, do you? I love you, Lum, and I love Shinobu, Sakura, Oyuki, and I love Kintaro's teacher... in other words, I love you all!
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:'''Lum''': This is so romantic. 
:'''Ataru''': ''[to himself]'' Boy, what a mess I'm in!
:'''Lum''': We've been through so much, but at last we're going to be properly married. 
:'''Ataru''': ''[to himself]'' I want to see Elle! Somehow I must escape from this trap!
:'''Lum''': I can almost hear the footsteps of happiness!
:'''Ataru''': ''[to himself]'' I can almost hear the footsteps of doom!
:'''Lum''': Somehow I have this feeling that we're not on the same wavelength. 
:'''Ataru''': Huh? Must be your imagination. 
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:'''Kintaro''': You're a simpleton whose reasoning abilities are totally primitive!
:'''Jariten''': He's not only primitive, but clumsy, satyric, flirtatious, and to top it off, a moron and a total pervert.
:'''Ataru''': Geez, what a bunch of little brats!
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:'''Kintaro's Teacher''': ''[conducting her class on a tour of "famous places" in Tokyo]'' Over there is the famous telephone pole! Here's a garbage can, sometimes called a plastic garbage can! Pretty neat, isn't it? 
:'''Ten''': This is what you call a famous place?! 
:'''Kintaro''': Teacher, please don't embarrass me! 
:'''Kintaro's Teacher''': What's the matter, Kintaro? 
:'''Kintaro''': Just 'cause we're kids, don't think we don't know better! At the very least, take us to [[wikipedia:Tokyo Tower|Tokyo Tower]] or Nijubashi! Or if not that, how about taking us to an anime studio? 

===Lum the Invader Girl (BBC English Dub)===

:'''Ataru''': Just shut up about omens and evil! We're not going anywhere!
:'''Lum''': ''[hugs Ataru]'' That's right! The only place we should be going is to bed! What do you say, darling?
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:'''Lum''': ''[waves bikini top at Ataru]'' I'm in bed... come and join me!
:'''Ataru''': I told you, Lum, I do NOT want to sleep with you!
:'''Ten''': Hey, what's the matter with you? Is your little Ataru not standing up for itself?
:'''Ataru''': What do you mean?
:'''Ten''': I mean, is your love compass still pointing due south?
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:'''Rei ("Raymond")''': "Would you please do me the great honour of being my treasured wife?"
:'''Ataru''': WOW!  Raymond spoke a whole sentence!
:'''Lum''': Well, that doesn't count. He was just reading from a phrasebook!
:'''Megane''': Yeah, he just recited it!
:'''Kakugari''': Where's the romance in that?


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=Season 1=
===I'm Lum the Notorious! / It's Raining Oil in Our Town===
:'''Ataru''': (That's not fair! No-one told me you could fly!)
:'''Lum''': (You just didn't do your homework!)
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:'''Megane''': (Why you..! If Miss Lum doesn't pay what you owe...)
:'''Dappya''': ''[on TV]'' (...Earth'll go up in smoke!)

===Mail from Space -- Ten Arrives! / Mrs. Swallow and Mrs. Penguin===
:'''Ten''': (I'm Lum's cousin, Ten!)
:'''Shinobu''': (What a cute baby! I'm Shinobu.)
:'''Ataru''': (What a jerk! I'm Ataru.)

===The Coming of Rei, the Handsome Shapechanger! / Die, Ladykiller!===
:'''Ataru''': (I really am susceptible to possession by evil spirits! Help!)

===Kintaro from the Autumn Sky! / Gonna Live Like a Man!===
===Sakura, Raving Beauty of Mystery / Virus in Distress===
===Black Hole Love Triangle / It's a Lovesick Little Demon!===
:'''Dappya''': Sentō kaishi mashou! (Let the battle begin!)

===Electric Shocks Scare Me! / Voodoo Dolls of Vengeance===
:'''Cherry''': (Ataru, at times a man must turn his back on reality and make like a stocking and run!)
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:'''Ten''': (That's fast... "Possibly a new world record, Mr. Guinness.")
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:'''Cherry''': ("When you curse someone, dig two graves.")

===Neptune is Beyond My Closet / That Crazy Age of the Dinosaurs===
:'''Dappya''': (After hatching, a creature may fixate on the first thing it sees and treat it as its mother. This is known in biology as "imprinting." Takahashi, is this for real?)

===Princess Kurama, Sleeping Beauty / Athletics in Women's Hell!===

===Pitter Patter Christmas Eve===
:'''Dappya''': ''[out Megane's eye]'' (This is unforgivable!)
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:'''Megane''': Oja Korokke!! (Yo old man, croquettes!!)
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:'''Perm''': (H-h-hey, she really did it!)
:'''Megane''': M-m-mana... (Y-y-yeah...)
:'''Kakugari''': Sh-shikashi... (B-but...)
:'''Chibi''': (Gee, her electric shock, it's truly shocking!)
===Ataru Genji Goes to the Heian Capital===
===Battle Royal of Love / Father, You Were Strong===
===Hawaiian Swimsuit Thief / Full Course from Hell===
:'''Megane''': (Wow! What a...!)
:'''Perm''': (She smiled at me! If I don't accept her invitation, there's no reason for living!)
:'''Megane''': (Idiot! She's sending signals to me!)
:'''Perm''': (Shut up! They're to ''me''!)
:'''Megane''': (''To me!'')
:'''Ataru''': Hi! I'm Ataru Moroboshi, number-one Japanese boy! Pleasea deta with me!
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:'''Sakura''': Remonsukasshu... (One Lemon Squash...) hmm?
:'''Men''': Ha-hai, remonsukasshu! Nani ka hoka ni wa? (Y-yes, one Lemon Squash! Anything else?)
:'''Waiter''': (Please feel free to order anything!)
:'''Man''': (How about a back rub?)
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:'''Cherry''': (''STOP!!'' You idiots! I heard everything! Just as I feared, I left you alone and you're up to no good!)
:'''Megane''': (Where is he?)
:'''Cherry''': ''[pop!]'' (Right here.)
:'''Ataru''': (Ch-Cherry!)
:'''Megane''': (Wh-when did you get into my trunk?)
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:'''Sakura''': (You look pale, Uncle. Are you OK?)
:'''Cherry''': Uh, uh-uh... Sore da meiga! (This is fate!)
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:'''Cherry''': (I have no idea what's going on, but such is fate.) ''[struck by the thrown octopus]'' D'oh!

===Mendou Brings Trouble! / Constellation-Go-Round===
:'''Ataru''': (So, if I become class president, I'll make every girl in class mine!)

===The Great Spring War / The Benten Gang's Return Match===
:'''Cherry''': Samui! (Chilly!)

===Oh! Lone Teacher! / Terrifying Visiting Day===
:'''Kuribayashi''': Kyō kara, anata wa keshigomuda! (Starting today, you're an eraser!)
:'''Ataru''': Nade?! (Why?!)
:'''Kuribayashi''': Kyō kara, anata wa moppuda! (Starting today, you're a mop!)
:'''Ataru''': Naze?! (But why?!)
:'''Kuribayashi''': Kyō kara, anata wa battoda! (Starting today, you're a bat!)
:'''Ataru''': Dadoshdi..?! (Why..?!)

===The 4-D Camera / Demonic Jogging===
:'''Shutaro''': (We obtained it from the British Royal Family, who carefully guarded it.)
:'''Perm''': (I see. Some people just have everything...)
:'''Ataru''': (Maybe it's just been gathering dust, and won't work.)

===Girl's Day! Introducing Ran / Ran's Invitation===
:'''Megane''': (That Ataru bastard! He's walking in mid-air!)
:'''Shutaro''': (As usual, he displays his total lack of common sense. Let's go, we can't be late to Lum's party because of that idiot Ataru.)
:'''Megane''': (Oh, right...)
===The Tearful Diary of Tomorrow / Whose Kid is This?===
===Sleepy Springtime Classroom / Peach-Blossom Poetry Contest===
===The Duel! Ataru vs. Ataru / Wake Up to a Nightmare===
:'''Cherry''': Oh, nan doyu (What have you)—<big>''AAAHHHHH!!!''</big>
:'''Ataru''': Ahh, (now I can breathe for a moment!)
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:'''Ten''': (Ma'am! I brought Sakuramboo.)
:'''Cherry''': (As soon as Ataru ate my manju, he split in two!) 
:'''Mother''': (So it's all your fault, yet again!) ''[a fridge strikes Cherry, reappears]''
:'''Cherry''': (Madam, please calm down.)


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