Rose: Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you’re going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.
Mason: This is my time, Hathaway. I’m leading today’s session.
Rose: Oh yeah? Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then.
From Frostbite:
Mason: How do you not know where the heart is? Especially considering how many of them you've broken?
Rose: *glares*
Mason: Beilkov is a sick, evil man who should be thrown into a pit of rapid vipers for the great offense he committed against you this morning.
Rose: Thank you. Can vipers be rabid?
Mason: I don't see why not. Everything can be. I think. Canadian geese might be worse than vipers though.
Rose: Canadian geese are deadlier than vipers?
Mason: You ever tried to feed those little bastards? They're vicious. You get thrown to vipers, you die quickly. But the geese? That'll go on for days. More suffering.
Rose: Wow. I don't know whether I should be impressed or frightened that you've thought about all this.
In Vampire Academy: to this troper, probably due to the way it's delivered, Christian setting Ralf on fire and laughing hysterically about it.
In Last Sacrifice, Abe pushing Nathan Ivashkov out of the way and whistling into the microphone to get everyone's attention.
In Last Sacrifice, Sydney scolding Rose after her escape attempt.
