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These days, [[Our Vampires Are Different|vampires]] tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because [[Evil Is Sexy]], but [[Friendly Neighborhood Vampires|not all vampires are evil]], so maybe it's because they're [[All Girls Want Bad Boys|bad boys]] and/or [[The Vamp|sultry]] [[Femme Fatale]]s. The bloodsucking may just be a great source for [[Fetish Fuel]], something about a quick sting of pain followed by indescribable pleasure. Whatever the reason is, people find vampires arousing, and writers use that to [[Fan Service|please the fans]] and, sometimes, [[Author Appeal|themselves]].

 

{{noreallife|Sorry, we have to impose Wikipedia's "reliable sources" rule on this one.}}

 

== Anime and Manga ==

* [[Mr. Fanservice|Alucard]] and Seras from ''[[Hellsing]]''.

 

 

** OMG!! U FUKIN TRULL U CALLED EGODY A SU!! AN NUT EVER1'S A VAMPIR JUS ENOBY AN VAMPRIRE ISNT RELLY A AVAMIEPR HE JUS LUVS HUMMAN BLUD!! STUPID FUKIN PREPZ I HAET U DIE!!

* ''NGE: Bloodlust'' has Rei becoming a vampire. It makes her a borderline nymphomaniac and Maya gets herself off by being fed on by a vamp. [[Les Yay|Do the math.]]

 

== Live-Action TV ==

** Vampire Willow, [[Depraved Bisexual|for everyone]].

** Seen in the opening two-parter -- [[Alpha Bitch]] Cordelia won't give Jessie the time of day until he becomes a vampire, whereupon he suddenly becomes more assertive, darker, and sexier.

* Bill Compton from ''[[True Blood]]''.

** The number of hot vampires continues to grow with the appearances of [[Cute Monster Girl|Jessica]], [[Friendly Neighborhood Vampire|Godrick]], [[Yandere|Lorena]], [[Stalker with a Crush|Franklin]], and [[Camp Gay|Talbot]].

** This is actually Lampshaded and Justified [[In-Universe]]. Vampire blood is prized for its healing powers and is often used as a recreational drug...with the side effect that it gives you vivid and intense sex dreams about the vampire it came from.

* Mick St. John of ''[[Moonlight]]''. See also Josef, Coraline, and Lola.

* Nick Knight and Janette du Charme of ''[[Forever Knight]]''.

** Klaus, Elijah...

* Any vampire character who turns up in [[Professional Wrestling]] will be either the standard freakish sort (more common) or this trope. The "sex god" archetype was played to the hilt by Gangrel and [[Edge]] (yes, ''that'' [[Character Development|Edge]]), who were hot blond studs who also just happened to be vampires.

 

 

** ''[[Vampire: The Requiem]]'' features the Daeva, spiritual heirs to the Toreador who are often called "[[Horny Devils|Succubi]]" by other vampires for obvious reasons. They carry on the tradition of powers that can make everyone in the room fall in love with them, and the new weakness of having to indulge their Vices at every opportunity or take a hit to their will (most often [[Lust]] or [[Villainous Glutton|Gluttony]], but a Daeva with Wrath as their Vice is...something to run away from).

*** The Daeva may be ''actual'' sex gods. Their splat has stories of them being descended from Inanna/Ishtar, a sex goddess of conflict, so, at the very least, they're children of a sex goddess.

** [[Fridge Logic|Is that...]][[Groin Attack|supposed to be a good thing...?]]

*** [[Fetish Fuel|Yes.]]

*** {{spoiler|And Soma, the latest incarnation of the Dark Lord, is pretty easy on the eyes too...}}

* In ''[[Sam and Max|The Tomb of Sammun-Max]]'', Nefertiti the mole girl finds Jurgen irresistible. Admittedly, even ''before'' he becomes a vampire, but even moreso after that. Jurgen lampshades this.

* A variation in ''[[The Witcher]]''. For the most part, vampires are generic monsters to kill, but there's one particularly intelligent vampire who is the madam of a high-class brothel. (And, like so many other women in the game, [[Ethical Slut|Geralt]] can sleep with her.)

 

* [[Deconstruction|Deconstructed]] by Susan in [http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/?date=2009-10-29 this] ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'' strip.

{{quote|"The real life equivalent would be a handsome man seducing you while you're drunk and stealing your wallet to buy a sandwich."}}