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{{quote|'''Stansfield''': Benny... bring me everyone.<br />
{{quote|'''Stansfield''': Benny... bring me everyone.
'''Benny''': What do you mean "everyone?"<br />
'''Benny''': What do you mean "everyone?"
'''Stansfield''': '''''EVE-RY-ONE!!!'''''|''[[The Professional]]''}}
'''Stansfield''': '''''EVE-RY-ONE!!!'''''|''[[The Professional]]''}}


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{{quote|I don't believe it! He isn't human!|'''[[No Name Given|The Mad Scientist]]''', from the ''[[Superman]]'' [[Superman Theatrical Cartoons|Theatrical Cartoon]] [[The Mad Scientist|of the same name]]}}
{{quote|I don't believe it! He isn't human!|'''[[No Name Given|The Mad Scientist]]''', from the ''[[Superman]]'' [[Superman Theatrical Cartoons|Theatrical Cartoon]] [[The Mad Scientist|of the same name]]}}


{{quote|'''Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg''': I'm screwed.<br />
{{quote|'''Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg''': I'm screwed.
'''Aknot''': You asked for a case. We brought you a case.<br />
'''Aknot''': You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
'''Zorg''': A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but FOUR! FOUR STONES! Wha... What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?!<br />
'''Zorg''': A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but FOUR! FOUR STONES! Wha... What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?!
'''Aknot''': We are warriors, not merchants.<br />
'''Aknot''': We are warriors, not merchants.
'''Zorg''': But you can still ''count!'' Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers. Four stones, four crates. Zero stones, '''ZERO CRATES!!!'''|''[[The Fifth Element]]''}}
'''Zorg''': But you can still ''count!'' Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers. Four stones, four crates. Zero stones, '''ZERO CRATES!!!'''|''[[The Fifth Element]]''}}


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{{quote|What the FUCK you know about what I need on my mind, motherfucker?! My name was on the street?! When we bounce from this shit here, y'all going to go down on them corners and let the people know: word did not get back to me. Let 'em know Marlo step to any motherfucker; Omar, Barksdale, whoever. '''MY NAME IS MY NAME!'''|'''Marlo Stanfield,''' ''[[The Wire]]''}}
{{quote|What the FUCK you know about what I need on my mind, motherfucker?! My name was on the street?! When we bounce from this shit here, y'all going to go down on them corners and let the people know: word did not get back to me. Let 'em know Marlo step to any motherfucker; Omar, Barksdale, whoever. '''MY NAME IS MY NAME!'''|'''Marlo Stanfield,''' ''[[The Wire]]''}}


{{quote|'''Nero''' [Spock's] ship. Take it out.<br />
{{quote|'''Nero''' [Spock's] ship. Take it out.
'''Romulan crew-member:''' Sir, if you [[Phlebotinum Breakdown|ignite the Red Matter]]...<br />
'''Romulan crew-member:''' Sir, if you [[Phlebotinum Breakdown|ignite the Red Matter]]...<br />
'''Nero:''' ''I want Spock dead '''NOW!'''''|''[[Star Trek (film)|Star Trek]]''}}
'''Nero:''' ''I want Spock dead '''NOW!'''''|''[[Star Trek (film)|Star Trek]]''}}
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{{quote|'''''[[Memetic Mutation|FIRE EVERYTHING!]]'''''|'''Nero''' again}}
{{quote|'''''[[Memetic Mutation|FIRE EVERYTHING!]]'''''|'''Nero''' again}}


{{quote|'''Kirk:''' Khan, I'm ''laughing'' at the "superior intellect".<br />
{{quote|'''Kirk:''' Khan, I'm ''laughing'' at the "superior intellect".
'''Khan:''' Full impulse power.<br />
'''Khan:''' Full impulse power.
'''Joachim:''' No, sir! You have Genesis! You can have whatever...<br />
'''Joachim:''' No, sir! You have Genesis! You can have whatever...
'''Khan:''' [grabs Joachim] FULL POWER! DAMN YOU!|''[[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan]]''}}
'''Khan:''' [grabs Joachim] FULL POWER! DAMN YOU!|''[[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan]]''}}


{{quote|'''Dr. Facilier:''' No! No! How am I ever gonna pay back my debt!<br />
{{quote|'''Dr. Facilier:''' No! No! How am I ever gonna pay back my debt!
''Evil Spirits appear''<br />
''Evil Spirits appear''
'''Dr. Facilier:''' ...[[Oh Crap|Frieeeeends!]]<br />
'''Dr. Facilier:''' ...[[Oh Crap|Frieeeeends!]]<br />
'''Evil Spirits:''' [[Ironic Echo|ARE YOU READY?]]<br />
'''Evil Spirits:''' [[Ironic Echo|ARE YOU READY?]]<br />
'''Dr. Facilier:''' No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I've got lots more plans!|''[[The Princess and the Frog]]''}}
'''Dr. Facilier:''' No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I've got lots more plans!|''[[The Princess and the Frog]]''}}


{{quote|Always the same. I have to do everything myself. Typical. Can't rely on anyone these days. All too busy reading about dying pop stars and [[Iron Man]]'s pants.<br />
{{quote|Always the same. I have to do everything myself. Typical. Can't rely on anyone these days. All too busy reading about dying pop stars and [[Iron Man]]'s pants.
You two! Report to the Quartermaster and get yourselves a pair of dresses, on the double!<br />
You two! Report to the Quartermaster and get yourselves a pair of dresses, on the double!
I always knew it'd come down to this. I always have to be the man. Good old Norman Osborn. He'll save the day. He'll bail us out. He'll be the hero. Norman will make the hard choices, Norman has no feelings. Norman will make the girl pregnant and then snap her neck in public. Norman won't mind, he'll do what it takes. Norman will take care of everything, don't you lift a damn finger to help or, god forbid, do your damn job...<br />
I always knew it'd come down to this. I always have to be the man. Good old Norman Osborn. He'll save the day. He'll bail us out. He'll be the hero. Norman will make the hard choices, Norman has no feelings. Norman will make the girl pregnant and then snap her neck in public. Norman won't mind, he'll do what it takes. Norman will take care of everything, don't you lift a damn finger to help or, god forbid, do your damn job...
There's a space monster and a mad swordsman loose in the base - shall we trust the huge security complement and the team of superhumans to deal with it? Oh, no. Let's make a complete dog's breakfast of the operation. So '''Norman''' has to clean things up. I'm a fricking martyr to my own innate heroism, is what I am. Norman Osborn, America's last hero. That's what I am.<br />
There's a space monster and a mad swordsman loose in the base - shall we trust the huge security complement and the team of superhumans to deal with it? Oh, no. Let's make a complete dog's breakfast of the operation. So '''Norman''' has to clean things up. I'm a fricking martyr to my own innate heroism, is what I am. Norman Osborn, America's last hero. That's what I am.
One day I'm going to run this country, and do you think anyone will appreciate me then? Of course they won't. Of course they won't. It'll be "Mister President Osborn sir, I don't have the strength to take out my garbage. Could you do it for me?" That's what it'll be like. "President Osborn, I'd love to be able to do anything competently, but my family tree looks like two sticks jutting out of a dead raccoon." Hitler never had this kind of trouble. People just did as he told them. Must've been nice. <br />
One day I'm going to run this country, and do you think anyone will appreciate me then? Of course they won't. Of course they won't. It'll be "Mister President Osborn sir, I don't have the strength to take out my garbage. Could you do it for me?" That's what it'll be like. "President Osborn, I'd love to be able to do anything competently, but my family tree looks like two sticks jutting out of a dead raccoon." Hitler never had this kind of trouble. People just did as he told them. Must've been nice.
'''Aha'''. Just where I left it. Because I couldn't trust anyone to do it for me, could I. There, just as I left it. Even the mask, not in my drawer at all. Down here. Safe. Sleeping. Waiting. Ahh, I'm so glad I never washed this particular costume. It smells like death, blondes and victory. Maybe this could be my presidential uniform. Do presidents have uniforms? I suppose not. Still, since I'd be the president, I could do what I like, really...<br />
'''Aha'''. Just where I left it. Because I couldn't trust anyone to do it for me, could I. There, just as I left it. Even the mask, not in my drawer at all. Down here. Safe. Sleeping. Waiting. Ahh, I'm so glad I never washed this particular costume. It smells like death, blondes and victory. Maybe this could be my presidential uniform. Do presidents have uniforms? I suppose not. Still, since I'd be the president, I could do what I like, really...
I'd rewrite all this superhuman registration junk, I'll tell you that for nothing. "Are you a self-proclaimed super-hero?" 'Why shucks, sir, I sure am a regular guy in bad underpants who fights crime without understanding one damn thing about how the world really works, yes.' "Excellent, I send you now to a concentration camp where you will be sterilized, lobotomized, tenderized and pasteurized. So says president Goblin!" Actually, that's a bit more [[Doctor Doom]], isn't it? Still, the idea's sound. Note to self: give naked dictation more often. The ideas seem to flow more freely.<br />
I'd rewrite all this superhuman registration junk, I'll tell you that for nothing. "Are you a self-proclaimed super-hero?" 'Why shucks, sir, I sure am a regular guy in bad underpants who fights crime without understanding one damn thing about how the world really works, yes.' "Excellent, I send you now to a concentration camp where you will be sterilized, lobotomized, tenderized and pasteurized. So says president Goblin!" Actually, that's a bit more [[Doctor Doom]], isn't it? Still, the idea's sound. Note to self: give naked dictation more often. The ideas seem to flow more freely.
So glad I decided to keep the old kit handy. One more thing... There. Now let's take care of business. And then I think I shall viciously beat some complete strangers at random. They're bound to have done something to deserve it at some point, after all. Swordsman, Swordsman... what shall we do with you? Aside from kill you, of course. Of course I have to kill you. It's what the little people expect me to do. This is how I display my heroism.|'''Norman Osborn/The Green Goblin''', ''[[Thunderbolts]] #120''}}
So glad I decided to keep the old kit handy. One more thing... There. Now let's take care of business. And then I think I shall viciously beat some complete strangers at random. They're bound to have done something to deserve it at some point, after all. Swordsman, Swordsman... what shall we do with you? Aside from kill you, of course. Of course I have to kill you. It's what the little people expect me to do. This is how I display my heroism.|'''Norman Osborn/The Green Goblin''', ''[[Thunderbolts]] #120''}}


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{{quote|For the first time in his life, [[The Sociopath|Razim]] felt the full force of his emotions as they rushed in, overwhelming him. Fury. Despair. He was out of control, unable to believe what had just occurred, that everything he had planned - so carefully, so brilliantly - had been suddenly taken away from him.|''[[Alex Rider|Scorpia Rising]]''}}
{{quote|For the first time in his life, [[The Sociopath|Razim]] felt the full force of his emotions as they rushed in, overwhelming him. Fury. Despair. He was out of control, unable to believe what had just occurred, that everything he had planned - so carefully, so brilliantly - had been suddenly taken away from him.|''[[Alex Rider|Scorpia Rising]]''}}


{{quote|{{smallcaps| This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.}}<br />
{{quote|{{smallcaps| This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.}}
{{smallcaps|...I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.}}<br />
{{smallcaps|...I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.}}
{{smallcaps|...I'm going to kill you! [[I Was Told There Would Be Cake|And all the cake is gone!]] ...You don't even care, do you?!}}|'''[[G La DOS]]''', ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]'' }}
{{smallcaps|...I'm going to kill you! [[I Was Told There Would Be Cake|And all the cake is gone!]] ...You don't even care, do you?!}}|'''[[G La DOS]]''', ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]'' }}


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{{quote|And another thing! You never caught me! I told you I could die falling off that rail, and you didn't catch me. You didn't even TRY. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun. T-Then, when he's no more use to you, he has a little ACCIDENT, doesn't he? "Falls" off his management rail, doesn't he?! Doesn't he?! You're in this together, aren't you? You've been playing me the whole time! Both of you! First you make me think you're brain damaged! Then you convince me you're sworn enemies with your BEST FRIEND over there! Then, then, when I reluctantly assume the responsibility of running this place, you conveniently decide to run off together! Just when I need you the most! I bet there isn't even a problem with the facility, is there? I'll bet there's no such thing as a reactor core! I bet that's not even fire coming out of the walls, is it? It's just cleverly placed lights and paper mache, I bet that's all it is! All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably--probably actual pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet, that looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point! But the real point is--oh! You know what I've just remembered? FOOTBALL! Kicking a ball around for fun! Cruel, obviously. Humans love it. Metaphor! I should've seen this coming!''|{{spoiler|'''Wheatley'''}}, ''[[Portal 2]]''}}
{{quote|And another thing! You never caught me! I told you I could die falling off that rail, and you didn't catch me. You didn't even TRY. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun. T-Then, when he's no more use to you, he has a little ACCIDENT, doesn't he? "Falls" off his management rail, doesn't he?! Doesn't he?! You're in this together, aren't you? You've been playing me the whole time! Both of you! First you make me think you're brain damaged! Then you convince me you're sworn enemies with your BEST FRIEND over there! Then, then, when I reluctantly assume the responsibility of running this place, you conveniently decide to run off together! Just when I need you the most! I bet there isn't even a problem with the facility, is there? I'll bet there's no such thing as a reactor core! I bet that's not even fire coming out of the walls, is it? It's just cleverly placed lights and paper mache, I bet that's all it is! All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably--probably actual pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet, that looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point! But the real point is--oh! You know what I've just remembered? FOOTBALL! Kicking a ball around for fun! Cruel, obviously. Humans love it. Metaphor! I should've seen this coming!''|{{spoiler|'''Wheatley'''}}, ''[[Portal 2]]''}}


{{quote|'''Grizzaka''': (''is pissed and attacks Jellica'') Only three Crystal Eyes?! KEEP LOOKING!<br />
{{quote|'''Grizzaka''': (''is pissed and attacks Jellica'') Only three Crystal Eyes?! KEEP LOOKING!
'''Jellica''': But we've looked everywhere! Somebody else must've found them! There's no more time! Tonight the stars--<br />
'''Jellica''': But we've looked everywhere! Somebody else must've found them! There's no more time! Tonight the stars--
'''Grizzaka''': I know what tonight is! (''goes to attack Jellica again'')|''[[Power Rangers Jungle Fury]]''}}
'''Grizzaka''': I know what tonight is! (''goes to attack Jellica again'')|''[[Power Rangers Jungle Fury]]''}}


{{quote|Stalagbite, you stupid beast... get to your feet and DESTROY this fool! NOW!|'''Vath''', trying to get Stalagbite to get back up with his Chaos Dragon Amulet, ''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]''}}
{{quote|Stalagbite, you stupid beast... get to your feet and DESTROY this fool! NOW!|'''Vath''', trying to get Stalagbite to get back up with his Chaos Dragon Amulet, ''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]''}}


{{quote|'''Ledgermayne''': Fascinating. It becomes clear that you cannot be dissuaded from this self-destructive course. You must be dealt with.<br />
{{quote|'''Ledgermayne''': Fascinating. It becomes clear that you cannot be dissuaded from this self-destructive course. You must be dealt with.
'''Hero''': '''Bring it on, bulb-head!'''|''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]''}}
'''Hero''': '''Bring it on, bulb-head!'''|''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]''}}


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{{quote|Wha... alarms? What's goin- '''You. Think you can run? Think you can TRICK ME!?''' This entire structure is ''mine'' to command! Security, weapons, all this technology, '''mine'''! Now, you will die. You think you've outsmarted me? You're the one on a leash, you always were! Escape? No. That cold hand on your throat is mine. It always was! You can't outrun me! You were always under my control! Do you hear me? '''DO YOU HEAR ME?'''|'''Elijah''', ''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]: Dead Money''}}
{{quote|Wha... alarms? What's goin- '''You. Think you can run? Think you can TRICK ME!?''' This entire structure is ''mine'' to command! Security, weapons, all this technology, '''mine'''! Now, you will die. You think you've outsmarted me? You're the one on a leash, you always were! Escape? No. That cold hand on your throat is mine. It always was! You can't outrun me! You were always under my control! Do you hear me? '''DO YOU HEAR ME?'''|'''Elijah''', ''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]: Dead Money''}}


{{quote|'''Brauner''': Stella, Loretta. I told you not to come here.<br />
{{quote|'''Brauner''': Stella, Loretta. I told you not to come here.
'''Jonathan''': Hey! Hey! Who are you talking to? They're busy following orders!<br />
'''Jonathan''': Hey! Hey! Who are you talking to? They're busy following orders!
'''Brauner''': (''turns to face Jonathan and Charlotte, surprised'') [[You!]] You two! What have you done to [[Even Evil Has Loved Ones|my daughters]]?<br />
'''Brauner''': (''turns to face Jonathan and Charlotte, surprised'') [[You!]] You two! What have you done to [[Even Evil Has Loved Ones|my daughters]]?<br />
'''Charlotte''': Sadly for you, they've regained their senses. Thanks to my magic.<br />
'''Charlotte''': Sadly for you, they've regained their senses. Thanks to my magic.<br />
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{{quote|But it's not logical! Don't you see? He's much too scared to even try... I—I'm much too scared! No, it's not logical! [[Big No|NOOO!]] [[This Is Sparta|NOT! LOGICAL! NOT! LOGICAL!]]|'''Xana''', ''[[Code Lyoko]]''}}
{{quote|But it's not logical! Don't you see? He's much too scared to even try... I—I'm much too scared! No, it's not logical! [[Big No|NOOO!]] [[This Is Sparta|NOT! LOGICAL! NOT! LOGICAL!]]|'''Xana''', ''[[Code Lyoko]]''}}


{{quote|Well, it looks like the only fists that are raised in this town are ''pacifists''! Yeah, run, get outta here, get outta here, cowards! Look at ya! Hahahahaha! Where are you all going?! GET BACK HERE! YOU COME BACK HERE! '''SHOW ME THAT YOU HAVE ONE OUNCE OF TESTOSTERONE BETWEEN THE THREE OF YOU!'''<br />
{{quote|Well, it looks like the only fists that are raised in this town are ''pacifists''! Yeah, run, get outta here, get outta here, cowards! Look at ya! Hahahahaha! Where are you all going?! GET BACK HERE! YOU COME BACK HERE! '''SHOW ME THAT YOU HAVE ONE OUNCE OF TESTOSTERONE BETWEEN THE THREE OF YOU!'''
...With all you people as role models, no wonder my son is... ''sensitive''.|'''Clay Puppington''', ''[[Moral Orel]]'', "Sacrifice"}}
...With all you people as role models, no wonder my son is... ''sensitive''.|'''Clay Puppington''', ''[[Moral Orel]]'', "Sacrifice"}}


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{{quote|''Hate hate hate hate hate!''|'''Mu''', ''[[Blaz Blue Continuum Shift]]''}}
{{quote|''Hate hate hate hate hate!''|'''Mu''', ''[[Blaz Blue Continuum Shift]]''}}


{{quote|'''Robotnik''': I keep on telling you, Grimer, my faithful fool... I don't have a plan. This is the end for us all!<br />
{{quote|'''Robotnik''': I keep on telling you, Grimer, my faithful fool... I don't have a plan. This is the end for us all!
'''Grimer''': You're... you're mad...<br />
'''Grimer''': You're... you're mad...
'''Robotnik''': So what?|''[[Sonic the Comic]]''}}
'''Robotnik''': So what?|''[[Sonic the Comic]]''}}


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{{quote|I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a ''crime?'' This is funny, that's what this is. This is... ''[lunges]'' I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND PISS IN YOUR DEAD SKULL! '''''YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!'''''|'''Col. Nathan R. Jessep''', ''[[A Few Good Men]]''}}
{{quote|I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a ''crime?'' This is funny, that's what this is. This is... ''[lunges]'' I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND PISS IN YOUR DEAD SKULL! '''''YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!'''''|'''Col. Nathan R. Jessep''', ''[[A Few Good Men]]''}}


{{quote|'''Randolph Duke''': My God... we're ruined...<br />
{{quote|'''Randolph Duke''': My God... we're ruined...
'''Mortimer Duke''': This is an outrage! I demand an investigation! You can't sell our seats! A Duke has been sitting on this exchange since it was founded! We founded this exchange, it's ours! It belongs to us!<br />
'''Mortimer Duke''': This is an outrage! I demand an investigation! You can't sell our seats! A Duke has been sitting on this exchange since it was founded! We founded this exchange, it's ours! It belongs to us!
''[Randolph collapses]''<br />
''[Randolph collapses]''
'''President of Exchange''': Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance.<br />
'''President of Exchange''': Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance.
'''Mortimer Duke''': [[Precision F-Strike|Fuck]] [[It's All About Me|him!]] Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on! '''''TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!'''''|''[[Trading Places]]''}}
'''Mortimer Duke''': [[Precision F-Strike|Fuck]] [[It's All About Me|him!]] Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on! '''''TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!'''''|''[[Trading Places]]''}}


{{quote|'''Shen''': Why aren't we firing?<br />
{{quote|'''Shen''': Why aren't we firing?
'''Boss Wolf''': They're taking all gunmen, sir. And getting close!<br />
'''Boss Wolf''': They're taking all gunmen, sir. And getting close!
'''Shen''': Fire then! Go fire that gun!<br />
'''Shen''': Fire then! Go fire that gun!
'''Boss Wolf''': But that's our own...<br />
'''Boss Wolf''': But that's our own...
'''Shen''': I said fire AT them! FIRE!<br />
'''Shen''': I said fire AT them! FIRE!
'''Boss Wolf''': No!<br />
'''Boss Wolf''': No!
''(Shen then angrily kills Boss Wolf with his knives)''|''[[Kung Fu Panda 2]]''}}
''(Shen then angrily kills Boss Wolf with his knives)''|''[[Kung Fu Panda 2]]''}}


{{quote|Oh, I'm sorry, [[Faux Affably Evil|I'm usually far more composed]]. I'm just a little bit '''[[Not So Stoic|ABSOLUTELY LIVID]]'''.|'''Freeza''', ''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]''}}
{{quote|Oh, I'm sorry, [[Faux Affably Evil|I'm usually far more composed]]. I'm just a little bit '''[[Not So Stoic|ABSOLUTELY LIVID]]'''.|'''Freeza''', ''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]''}}


{{quote|{{color|#004183| AG: Fuck you for me trying to help you.}}<br />
{{quote|{{color|#004183| AG: Fuck you for me trying to help you.}}
{{color|#004183| AG: Fuck the 8lue team, fuck your conniving, fuck Equius's dou8ledealing and the stupid muscle8east he rode in on, and fuck you for s8ving my life.}}<br />
{{color|#004183| AG: Fuck the 8lue team, fuck your conniving, fuck Equius's dou8ledealing and the stupid muscle8east he rode in on, and fuck you for s8ving my life.}}
{{color|#004183| AG: FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!}}|'''Vriska Serket''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
{{color|#004183| AG: FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!}}|'''Vriska Serket''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}}


{{quote|'''Ax Knight''': Captain Vul! Heavy Lobster's eye has been destroyed!<br />
{{quote|'''Ax Knight''': Captain Vul! Heavy Lobster's eye has been destroyed!
'''Captain Vul''': What?! [[Achilles Heel|Paint ability]], you say?!<br />
'''Captain Vul''': What?! [[Achilles Heel|Paint ability]], you say?!<br />
'''Mace Knight''': Oh no! He can't tell his left from his right anymore!<br />
'''Mace Knight''': Oh no! He can't tell his left from his right anymore!<br />
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{{quote|'''Admiral Sati:''' "I question your actions, Captain. I question your choices. I question your ''loyalty''."<br />
{{quote|'''Admiral Sati:''' "I question your actions, Captain. I question your choices. I question your ''loyalty''."
'''Captain Picard:''' "You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy. 'With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.' Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Sati, as wisdom and warning. The first time ''any'' man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that day--"<br />
'''Captain Picard:''' "You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy. 'With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.' Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Sati, as wisdom and warning. The first time ''any'' man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that day--"
'''Sati:''' "How ''dare'' you? You, who consort with Romulans, invoke my father's name to support your traitorous arguments? It is an offense to everything I hold dear, and to hear those words used to subvert the United Federation of Planets...''my father was a great man''. His name stands for integrity and principle. You dirty his name when you speak it. He loved the Federation, but you, Captain, corrupt it. You undermine our very way of life. I will expose you for what you are! (''Head of Starfleet Intelligence gets up and leaves the room'') '''I've brought down bigger men than you, Picard!''' (''Looks around at audience, visibly shaking'') I have nothing more to say."<br />
'''Sati:''' "How ''dare'' you? You, who consort with Romulans, invoke my father's name to support your traitorous arguments? It is an offense to everything I hold dear, and to hear those words used to subvert the United Federation of Planets...''my father was a great man''. His name stands for integrity and principle. You dirty his name when you speak it. He loved the Federation, but you, Captain, corrupt it. You undermine our very way of life. I will expose you for what you are! (''Head of Starfleet Intelligence gets up and leaves the room'') '''I've brought down bigger men than you, Picard!''' (''Looks around at audience, visibly shaking'') I have nothing more to say."
'''Adjutant:''' "Perhaps we should call a recess, until tomorrow."|"The Drumhead," ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek the Next Generation]]''}}
'''Adjutant:''' "Perhaps we should call a recess, until tomorrow."|"The Drumhead," ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek the Next Generation]]''}}