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* Real life aversion: A priest tried to prove that one could walk on water if one only had enough faith. He demonstrated using himself as the example. It didn't go as well as he expected, earning him a [http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-49.html Darwin Award].
* A self-proclaimed messiah in early 20th-century Australia took his followers out on a boat into the middle of a lake and asked them if they believed he could walk on water. When they replied "yes", he said, "Then there is no need for me to do it."
* [[Captain Obvious|Of course]], everyone can walk on water as long as it's solid. Make sure you have at least six inches thickness of ice before trying this on a river, though. (The ''Old Farmer’s Almanac'' has [https://www.almanac.com/content/ice-thickness-safety-chart more details on what is and isn't safe].)
== Running on water ==
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