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== Rorschach is [[Rick Astley]]'s half brother ==

It makes perfect sense when you think about it: [http://christechtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Rick-Astley-dead.jpg They're both gingers, they both wear trench-coats]{{Dead link}}, they're both legendary for their [[Determinator|refusal to give up]]...<br />In a sequel, we'll learn that Rick Astley's father once paid for a fling with Mrs. Kovacs while vacationing in America, and he later returned to reclaim his illegitimate son and raise him. The sequel will take place years after {{spoiler|the faked attack on New York}}, in a future where {{spoiler|Adrian Veidt}} has been elected the leader of the new unified world government and controls it with a complex computer system. Rick will take up his fallen brother's mantle and use his deadly [[Rickroll|viral video]] to bring down {{spoiler|Veidt}}'s computer network and avenge his brother.

* River and Simon are the direct descendants of Laurie and Dan—they have the looks, the intelligence, and wealth inherited from Dan's inventions. River is also a descendant of Ozymandias, resulting in prodigy-level intellect and physical ability, unusual thinking patterns, and potential mental instability—she must be Simon's half-sister, as Simon shows no signs. Either Doctor Manhattan has chosen her to test his theory of creating superhumans, by granting her a small amount of his omniscience, or she is also a descendant of the psychic sacrificed by Ozymandias to create his monster in the comic.

{{spoiler|It's just not the future of Watchmen's ''Earth''. At the end, Dr. Manhattan decides to go to another galaxy and create life -- which he does. And watches the same cycles occur over and over again, because his creations are all following patterns that echo his own life. This is why "All Along The Watchtower" is significant in ''both'' settings.}}

* {{spoiler|"He doesn't like to be called that."}}

* That cracks me up.

* This offically the biggest WTF in WMG.

** '''"I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else, MMMWA! you liddle put'm there!"''' - Couldn't salvage his relationship with Laurie, and says one of the things he "can't change" is human nature.

** '''"I can't bring people back from the dead, it's not a pretty picture, I don't like doing it!"''' - If he could do that, why wouldn't he?

** Also, when he makes Jafar into another genie, that genie is red and severely limited in his power. He obviously did not duplicate the same experiment that "made him". Probably just game him some illusions of power before locking the crazy mo-fo away (sequels being non-canon of course).

== {{spoiler|Rorschach didn't die}} ==