"i suddenly don't understand anything."
John, Homestuck

Jeph Jacques, author of Questionable Content (probably laughing his ass off as he typed)

It seems to be chugging along at a good clip along relatively familiar terrain. Now my job is to walk up alongside the story with a crowbar and give it a good, hard WHAM! to move it into a different trajectory.
J. Michael Straczynski, Executive Producer of Babylon 5
"What... the... fuck?"
Desmond Miles, Assassin's Creed II (expressing the player's exact thoughts at that moment)