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{{quote|"My power is so ridiculous."|[[Mega Man 2 (Video Game)|Bubble Man]], ''[[The Megas (Music)|Promise of Redemption]]''}}
{{quote|"My power is so ridiculous."|[[Mega Man 2|Bubble Man]], ''[[The Megas|Promise of Redemption]]''}}


{{quote|"And [[Butt Monkey|Meltman]]! With the power to... ''([[Dramatic Pause]])'' [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|MELT]]!"|''[[Action League NOW (Animation)|Action League NOW]]!''}}
{{quote|"And [[Butt Monkey|Meltman]]! With the power to... ''([[Dramatic Pause]])'' [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|MELT]]!"|''[[Action League NOW]]!''}}


{{quote|Eros' superpower, besides achieving a preternatural douchebag look that is envied by Lacoste-shirt-wearing, collar-popping frat boys all over the world, is the ability to stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain. Yes, his name is Eros, and he gives you pleasure. That's the kind of things you only read on a male prostitute's business card. |'''[[Cracked (Website)|Cracked]]'''}}
{{quote|Eros' superpower, besides achieving a preternatural douchebag look that is envied by Lacoste-shirt-wearing, collar-popping frat boys all over the world, is the ability to stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain. Yes, his name is Eros, and he gives you pleasure. That's the kind of things you only read on a male prostitute's business card. |'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]'''}}


{{quote|'''Chicken''': You know the chickens are always ready to help you any way we can. But as you know...<br />
{{quote|'''Chicken''': You know the chickens are always ready to help you any way we can. But as you know...<br />
'''Squeezit''': What can chickens do?<br />
'''Squeezit''': What can chickens do?<br />
'''Chicken''': Precisely. |''[[Forbidden Zone (Film)|Forbidden Zone]]''}}
'''Chicken''': Precisely. |''[[Forbidden Zone (film)|Forbidden Zone]]''}}


{{quote|"We once summoned [[Captain Planet]] without heart... that guy was a dick."|'''Dellombra''', the ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' Off-Topic Forums}}
{{quote|"We once summoned [[Captain Planet]] without heart... that guy was a dick."|'''Dellombra''', the ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' Off-Topic Forums}}
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{{quote|"I couldn't believe it when I figured out your powers. I mean, could they be any more pathetic?"|'''Yana Savari''', ''[[Fingerprints]]''}}
{{quote|"I couldn't believe it when I figured out your powers. I mean, could they be any more pathetic?"|'''Yana Savari''', ''[[Fingerprints]]''}}


{{quote|"She has the power to turn people ''bald''?! That is ''rubbish'' - (points dramatically) Bald! Bald! Bald!"|'''Nathan''', ''[[Misfits (TV)|Misfits]]''}}
{{quote|"She has the power to turn people ''bald''?! That is ''rubbish'' - (points dramatically) Bald! Bald! Bald!"|'''Nathan''', ''[[Misfits]]''}}


{{quote|"I can only make Japanese snacks. I am a bullshit magician."|'''Junichi''', in the ''[[Da Capo (Visual Novel)|Da Capo]]'' Visual Novel.}}
{{quote|"I can only make Japanese snacks. I am a bullshit magician."|'''Junichi''', in the ''[[Da Capo (Visual Novel)|Da Capo]]'' Visual Novel.}}
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{{quote|'''''bluhbluhthisisgarbage asked:''' "What do Heart powers do?"''<br />
{{quote|'''''bluhbluhthisisgarbage asked:''' "What do Heart powers do?"''<br />
''"Maybe we’ll find out later?????? For now, let’s say they make you extremely likely to get beaten to death by a rowdy [[Juggalo]]."''|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]''', via [[Tumblr]], on what exactly [[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Nepeta's Heart powers]] were supposed to entail}}
''"Maybe we’ll find out later?????? For now, let’s say they make you extremely likely to get beaten to death by a rowdy [[Juggalo]]."''|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]''', via [[Tumblr]], on what exactly [[Homestuck|Nepeta's Heart powers]] were supposed to entail}}


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