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=== [[Stephen Fry]] (Yes, that one) ===
=== [[Stephen Fry]] (Yes, that one) ===
* The entirety of Stephen Fry's last episode, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr3xq1-Su3M especially the Questions Only game "Scenes from Ancient Rome"].
* The entirety of Stephen Fry's last episode, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr3xq1-Su3M especially the Questions Only game "Scenes from Ancient Rome"].
{{quote| '''Josie''': "Are you going to the Parthenon tonight?"<br />
{{quote|'''Josie''': "Are you going to the Parthenon tonight?"
'''Stephen''' (''after floundering and being buzzed out''): "Could you tell her the Parthenon's in Athens?"<br />
'''Stephen''' (''after floundering and being buzzed out''): "Could you tell her the Parthenon's in Athens?"
'''Josie''' (''to Ryan, replacing Stephen''): "Is the Parthenon in Athens?"<br />
'''Josie''' (''to Ryan, replacing Stephen''): "Is the Parthenon in Athens?"
'''Ryan''': "Would you like to buy a map?" }}
'''Ryan''': "Would you like to buy a map?" }}
** [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] when you consider [[QI]]. "They saaaaaaay of the Acropolis where the Parthenon iiiiis..."
** [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] when you consider [[QI]]. "They saaaaaaay of the Acropolis where the Parthenon iiiiis..."
* ''Let's Make a Date'' with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrH28LslpWM Stephen as a "trendy vicar"]; not just for the way he slips comfortably into the role and throws in an [[Eyes Always Shut]] tic for effect, but for the way he holds it all together with aplomb while beside Colin Mochrie as someone who "[[Unfortunate Implications|hates everything English]]".
* ''Let's Make a Date'' with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrH28LslpWM Stephen as a "trendy vicar"]; not just for the way he slips comfortably into the role and throws in an [[Eyes Always Shut]] tic for effect, but for the way he holds it all together with aplomb while beside Colin Mochrie as someone who "[[Unfortunate Implications|hates everything English]]".
{{quote| '''Colin''': What is it with [[Spot of Tea|tea]]?! I've passed stronger urine samples than that stuff! Now coffee--now THERE's a drink!}}
{{quote|'''Colin''': What is it with [[Spot of Tea|tea]]?! I've passed stronger urine samples than that stuff! Now coffee--now THERE's a drink!}}




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** Tony realizing that Ryan's Party Quirk was being a sperm cell. "OH MY GOD [[Big No|NOOOO!]]"
** Tony realizing that Ryan's Party Quirk was being a sperm cell. "OH MY GOD [[Big No|NOOOO!]]"
* Tony Slattery. Party Quirks. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_eEAo-SSBE Chippendale.]
* Tony Slattery. Party Quirks. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_eEAo-SSBE Chippendale.]
{{quote| '''Paul''': You've come as Tony Slattery.}}
{{quote|'''Paul''': You've come as Tony Slattery.}}
* The shortest Credit Reading winner: Tony Slattery as a drunk Australian Soap Opera Actor. How was it the shortest? He walked up to read the credits, raised his hand to speak...and fell backwards onto the floor where he stayed for the rest of the credits.
* The shortest Credit Reading winner: Tony Slattery as a drunk Australian Soap Opera Actor. How was it the shortest? He walked up to read the credits, raised his hand to speak...and fell backwards onto the floor where he stayed for the rest of the credits.
* Film Trailer: ''The Revenge of the Sheep Shearer''. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GFs3DTiJC0 "I split my pants, look!"]
* Film Trailer: ''The Revenge of the Sheep Shearer''. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GFs3DTiJC0 "I split my pants, look!"]
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgXIrfxQpKw game of Authors] where Tony's style was [[Rupert Bear]]. He had the last turn of the round...
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgXIrfxQpKw game of Authors] where Tony's style was [[Rupert Bear]]. He had the last turn of the round...
{{quote| '''Steve Steen''' (''as Andrew Morton''): I tell you, I was so depressed I threw myself and tried to impale myself on Barbara Cartland's eyelashes... (''buzz'')<br />
{{quote|'''Steve Steen''' (''as Andrew Morton''): I tell you, I was so depressed I threw myself and tried to impale myself on Barbara Cartland's eyelashes... (''buzz'')
'''Paul Merton''' (''Hello!'' magazine): Barbara Cartland, [[Blatant Lies|can there be a more respected woman in Great Britain?]] (''buzz'')<br />
'''Paul Merton''' (''Hello!'' magazine): Barbara Cartland, [[Blatant Lies|can there be a more respected woman in Great Britain?]] (''buzz'')<br />
'''Tony''' (''clearly thinking hard''): Barbara Cartland, witch and hag, too much makeup, fascist bag. }}
'''Tony''' (''clearly thinking hard''): Barbara Cartland, witch and hag, too much makeup, fascist bag. }}
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=== Paul Merton ===
=== Paul Merton ===
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVmjuiNf9vg Scenes from a Hat]: "A Weight Watchers Convention".
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVmjuiNf9vg Scenes from a Hat]: "A Weight Watchers Convention".
{{quote| '''Paul''' (''to Josie Lawrence''): No luck then?<br />
{{quote|'''Paul''' (''to Josie Lawrence''): No luck then?
'''Josie''': (''grabs Paul while laughing'') I'm going to fucking kill you. }}
'''Josie''': (''grabs Paul while laughing'') I'm going to fucking kill you. }}
** To be fair, Paul and Ryan had been ripping on Josie a fair bit earlier, including [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmSk-_rfZ8 a preemptive suggestion involving porno and a scene involving a prison riot]:
** To be fair, Paul and Ryan had been ripping on Josie a fair bit earlier, including [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmSk-_rfZ8 a preemptive suggestion involving porno and a scene involving a prison riot]:
{{quote| "More women in this prison or we riot!... We want a prettier one!"}}
{{quote|"More women in this prison or we riot!... We want a prettier one!"}}
** From the same episode, Paul trying to snort baby powder during Helping Hands with Ryan (and Greg as the hands) scolding him, then smacking him with the baby powder.
** From the same episode, Paul trying to snort baby powder during Helping Hands with Ryan (and Greg as the hands) scolding him, then smacking him with the baby powder.
* Whenever Paul and Tony are together in Film and Theatre Styles, you know you're going to experience a trainwreck of insanity. For example:
* Whenever Paul and Tony are together in Film and Theatre Styles, you know you're going to experience a trainwreck of insanity. For example:
** First time together, in Greek tragedy style:
** First time together, in Greek tragedy style:
{{quote| '''Tony''': The problem is that the builder has been murdered, Off-stage! (''laughter'')<br />
{{quote|'''Tony''': The problem is that the builder has been murdered, Off-stage! (''laughter'')
'''Paul''': Not Stavrost, surely!<br />
'''Paul''': Not Stavrost, surely!
'''Tony''': No, Escalus, with a knife, dripping in the Mediterranean sun, he plastered his bricks and died.<br />
'''Tony''': No, Escalus, with a knife, dripping in the Mediterranean sun, he plastered his bricks and died.
'''Paul''': [[Not Even Bothering with the Accent|That's rather unlucky in Peckham isn't it?]] }}
'''Paul''': [[Not Even Bothering with the Accent|That's rather unlucky in Peckham isn't it?]] }}
** From Season 4:
** From Season 4:
{{quote| '''Tony: (''mimes pouring a pint from a tap as a bartender''): Oh, I'll just put the cat down. (''puts the "cat" down, while Paul just stares at him'') What shall-?<br />
{{quote|'''Tony: (''mimes pouring a pint from a tap as a bartender''): Oh, I'll just put the cat down. (''puts the "cat" down, while Paul just stares at him'') What shall-?
'''Paul''' (''to Jim and Steve''): I can't work with this!<br />
'''Paul''' (''to Jim and Steve''): I can't work with this!
'''Tony''': What can I do you for? Ice in a slicer?<br />
'''Tony''': What can I do you for? Ice in a slicer?
'''Paul''': Hang on, I'll just put down this cactus. (''does so'') Oh look, I better take this bazooka out of me pocket, (''does so'') and I'll get out of the helicopter. (''does so'') }}
'''Paul''': Hang on, I'll just put down this cactus. (''does so'') Oh look, I better take this bazooka out of me pocket, (''does so'') and I'll get out of the helicopter. (''does so'') }}
** In Shakespeare style:
** In Shakespeare style:
{{quote| '''Paul''' (''speaking in a weird accent''): I would like to acquire some of this ale that I see displayed before me in various bottles of various hues.<br />
{{quote|'''Paul''' (''speaking in a weird accent''): I would like to acquire some of this ale that I see displayed before me in various bottles of various hues.
'''Tony''' (''incredulously''): That's Bela Lugosi! (''laughter'') So, have you-<br />
'''Tony''' (''incredulously''): That's Bela Lugosi! (''laughter'') So, have you-
'''Paul''': I not know of this Hammy-era Horror actor of which you speak!<br />
'''Paul''': I not know of this Hammy-era Horror actor of which you speak!
'''Tony''': My liege, you're fucked! }}
'''Tony''': My liege, you're fucked! }}
** Season 5 (final episode Paul was in):
** Season 5 (final episode Paul was in):
{{quote| '''Clive''' (''buzzes''): Horror.<br />
{{quote|'''Clive''' (''buzzes''): Horror.
'''Tony''': What a horrible suit! (''laughter and applause, Paul looks annoyed'')<br />
'''Tony''': What a horrible suit! (''laughter and applause, Paul looks annoyed'')
'''Paul''': That's-that's good coming from somebody who's dressed up as Doc Holliday! }}
'''Paul''': That's-that's good coming from somebody who's dressed up as Doc Holliday! }}
*** Followed by Clive interrupting because "this is just lapsing into personal abuse," to which Paul replies, "You shut your face!" Also, right at the beginning of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE-Ut2TTJVs that one], Tony does an over-the-top pleading not to be locked up because he's innocent, prompting Paul to say, "I think you're as guilty as hell!"
*** Followed by Clive interrupting because "this is just lapsing into personal abuse," to which Paul replies, "You shut your face!" Also, right at the beginning of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE-Ut2TTJVs that one], Tony does an over-the-top pleading not to be locked up because he's innocent, prompting Paul to say, "I think you're as guilty as hell!"
** In Film Noir style:
** In Film Noir style:
{{quote| Tony: (mimes smoking) Yes, it's interesting the way the-<br />
{{quote|Tony: (mimes smoking) Yes, it's interesting the way the-
Paul: Hang on, where'd the cigarette come from?! (Tony laughs) What's all this?! (Mimes Tony's "smoking" gestures) Excuse me while I just get on me moped! (Pretends to ride one, causing Tony to crack up. Does the smoking gesture again. Turns to Jim and Steve) You see that, what's all that? }}
Paul: Hang on, where'd the cigarette come from?! (Tony laughs) What's all this?! (Mimes Tony's "smoking" gestures) Excuse me while I just get on me moped! (Pretends to ride one, causing Tony to crack up. Does the smoking gesture again. Turns to Jim and Steve) You see that, what's all that? }}
* After Paul calls Clive a "Slaphead"
* After Paul calls Clive a "Slaphead"
{{quote| Clive: (looks at camera) I am sad to announce the untimely death of Paul Merton (laughter) at my hands.<br />
{{quote|Clive: (looks at camera) I am sad to announce the untimely death of Paul Merton (laughter) at my hands.
Paul: I lasted longer than your hair did, though, didn't I! }}
Paul: I lasted longer than your hair did, though, didn't I! }}
* The premiere's "Sound Effects" would provide a taste of things to come as Paul decided to mess around with Archie Hahn on the mike - the scene was just "getting dressed" but Paul went on to play with the mirror cabinet, turning on the hot and cold water, flushing the toilet, and even turning on the radio...
* The premiere's "Sound Effects" would provide a taste of things to come as Paul decided to mess around with Archie Hahn on the mike - the scene was just "getting dressed" but Paul went on to play with the mirror cabinet, turning on the hot and cold water, flushing the toilet, and even turning on the radio...
* The Party Quirks game when Clive accidentally hit the buzzer instead of the doorbell.
* The Party Quirks game when Clive accidentally hit the buzzer instead of the doorbell.
{{quote| '''Paul''': Excuse me, there's somebody at the microwave.}}
{{quote|'''Paul''': Excuse me, there's somebody at the microwave.}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQlL-blPkD0 This] Film Dub between Paul and Julian Clary.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQlL-blPkD0 This] Film Dub between Paul and Julian Clary.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eovSNgHJSU SPONGEMAN!!!]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eovSNgHJSU SPONGEMAN!!!]
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=== Josie Lawrence ===
=== Josie Lawrence ===
* The [[Dork Age|early seasons]] had a lot of in-between banter compared to the usual, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th3sdcVxw28&t=2m18s this] interruption of a ''Film TV Theater Styles'' stood out.
* The [[Dork Age|early seasons]] had a lot of in-between banter compared to the usual, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th3sdcVxw28&t=2m18s this] interruption of a ''Film TV Theater Styles'' stood out.
{{quote| Clive: "Now do it [[In the Style Of]] a [[Guilty Pleasures|blue movie]]... maybe you've seen a few (sotto) maybe even ''been'' in a few..."<br />
{{quote|Clive: "Now do it [[In the Style Of]] a [[Guilty Pleasures|blue movie]]... maybe you've seen a few (sotto) maybe even ''been'' in a few..."<br />
Josie: "[[Adorkable|Shurrup, me mum and dad am in!]]" }}
Josie: "[[Adorkable|Shurrup, me mum and dad am in!]]" }}
* One playing of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6p2gvm3t6s "Helping Hands"] featured Tony Slattery providing the hands for Josie Lawrence as she plays an air hostess. However, he seems to having a little too much fun with his hands (Grabbing Josie's breasts, sticking his fingers in her mouth, making sexual gestures, opening a tupperware box of salad all over the desk) and poor Josie just cracks up while trying and failing to maintain her composure. At one point he picks up a baby doll and smudges it's face with a small cake prompting Josie to say:
* One playing of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6p2gvm3t6s "Helping Hands"] featured Tony Slattery providing the hands for Josie Lawrence as she plays an air hostess. However, he seems to having a little too much fun with his hands (Grabbing Josie's breasts, sticking his fingers in her mouth, making sexual gestures, opening a tupperware box of salad all over the desk) and poor Josie just cracks up while trying and failing to maintain her composure. At one point he picks up a baby doll and smudges it's face with a small cake prompting Josie to say:
{{quote| '''Josie''': Oh, and if you've got a baby on the plane, we always like to put... a cake on it's head.}}
{{quote|'''Josie''': Oh, and if you've got a baby on the plane, we always like to put... a cake on it's head.}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK1rMmoANI Josie's fluid and convincing faux-Albanian] is otherwise... '' marred'' by Jim's "interpretation".
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK1rMmoANI Josie's fluid and convincing faux-Albanian] is otherwise... '' marred'' by Jim's "interpretation".
** Compare with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwuT1wQFvl4 this later one.]
** Compare with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwuT1wQFvl4 this later one.]
* A duet between Mike McShane and Josie Lawrence that veered onto the subject of puking in swimming pools and ended like this:
* A duet between Mike McShane and Josie Lawrence that veered onto the subject of puking in swimming pools and ended like this:
{{quote| '''Josie:''' Don't worry, honey, relaxo. We won't really be sick, we'll use Paxo.<br />
{{quote|'''Josie:''' Don't worry, honey, relaxo. We won't really be sick, we'll use Paxo.
'''Mike:''' ''[gamely singing his heart out]'' That's a good idea, [[Fish Out of Water|what the hell is Paxo]]? }}
'''Mike:''' ''[gamely singing his heart out]'' That's a good idea, [[Fish Out of Water|what the hell is Paxo]]? }}
* Mike and Josie really had excellent chemistry, not to mention one of the best pair of singing voices, as demonstrated in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgC0Aph2UDc a love song about a cat litter tray.] Yes. Absolutely genius lyrics here, "Whoever thought that feline defecation/Could be such a swell and singular sensation" One of the best Song Styles ever.
* Mike and Josie really had excellent chemistry, not to mention one of the best pair of singing voices, as demonstrated in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgC0Aph2UDc a love song about a cat litter tray.] Yes. Absolutely genius lyrics here, "Whoever thought that feline defecation/Could be such a swell and singular sensation" One of the best Song Styles ever.
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=== Steve Frost ===
=== Steve Frost ===
* In one of the deleted scenes from the UK show, Tony and Steve performed a "Scene to Music" involving a father sending his son out to buy washing powder. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdKcmjLMO4k The results were nothing short of brilliant.]
* In one of the deleted scenes from the UK show, Tony and Steve performed a "Scene to Music" involving a father sending his son out to buy washing powder. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdKcmjLMO4k The results were nothing short of brilliant.]
{{quote| '''Tony:''' But will it wash my sins away as well as my underpants?<br />
{{quote|'''Tony:''' But will it wash my sins away as well as my underpants?
'''Steve:''' [[Large Ham|I KNOW NOT!!]] [[Mundane Made Awesome|FOR SURELY I AM A HUMBLE MAN THAT WASHES CLOTHES FOR MY SON!!]] }}
'''Steve:''' [[Large Ham|I KNOW NOT!!]] [[Mundane Made Awesome|FOR SURELY I AM A HUMBLE MAN THAT WASHES CLOTHES FOR MY SON!!]] }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzOJ17h-Rhs Meet the Jimmy Saville of ancient China.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzOJ17h-Rhs Meet the Jimmy Saville of ancient China.]
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** In one "Song Styles", Mike is given the the style of ragtime, and the subject is a syringe. This is amusing in itself (McShane ''immediately'' [[Lowest Common Denominator|turns it into a ditty about heroine usage]]), but he actually manages to mislead Richard Vranch, who stops playing after the fourth measure like he's used to doing. Mike turns and looks at him, ''while still singing on-beat'', and the music starts back up and they finish together as normal. Clip [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-9278PxUOQ&t=4m25s here.]
** In one "Song Styles", Mike is given the the style of ragtime, and the subject is a syringe. This is amusing in itself (McShane ''immediately'' [[Lowest Common Denominator|turns it into a ditty about heroine usage]]), but he actually manages to mislead Richard Vranch, who stops playing after the fourth measure like he's used to doing. Mike turns and looks at him, ''while still singing on-beat'', and the music starts back up and they finish together as normal. Clip [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-9278PxUOQ&t=4m25s here.]
* Non singing example, during a game of News Report (the precursor to Weird Newscasters and Newsflash, Mike plays the roll of Little Bo Peep (in his normal voice), then as Mary Mary, Quite Contrary (with a more feminine voice). As Little Bo, he makes this comment when Josie, as the reporter on the scene, asks what happened with her sheep going missing:
* Non singing example, during a game of News Report (the precursor to Weird Newscasters and Newsflash, Mike plays the roll of Little Bo Peep (in his normal voice), then as Mary Mary, Quite Contrary (with a more feminine voice). As Little Bo, he makes this comment when Josie, as the reporter on the scene, asks what happened with her sheep going missing:
{{quote| '''Mike''': It didn’t happen at all! I went out in the back to take a piss, I came back out- (realizes what he just said, cracks up) I don’t believe I just said that! I was out drinking with the sheep.}}
{{quote|'''Mike''': It didn’t happen at all! I went out in the back to take a piss, I came back out- (realizes what he just said, cracks up) I don’t believe I just said that! I was out drinking with the sheep.}}
* "Don't mess with the Neon Love Chicken!"
* "Don't mess with the Neon Love Chicken!"
* Mike kissing Tony in a blooper from Season 3, rendering him completely speechless.
* Mike kissing Tony in a blooper from Season 3, rendering him completely speechless.
* Mike also kissed Brad Sherwood in a game of "Questions Only" that he essentially ran the table (Colin, on the same side of the stage as him, didn't get ''one'' line).
* Mike also kissed Brad Sherwood in a game of "Questions Only" that he essentially ran the table (Colin, on the same side of the stage as him, didn't get ''one'' line).
{{quote| '''Brad''': [[Oh Crap|Are you going to kiss me]]?<br />
{{quote|'''Brad''': [[Oh Crap|Are you going to kiss me]]?<br />
'''Mike''': Am I going to give you a tongue lashing? Oh, yes! YES! ''(plants a ''huge'' kiss on Brad as the [[Studio Audience]] erupts in riotous cheering)''<br />
'''Mike''': Am I going to give you a tongue lashing? Oh, yes! YES! ''(plants a ''huge'' kiss on Brad as the [[Studio Audience]] erupts in riotous cheering)''<br />
'''Brad''': O_O<br />
'''Brad''': O_O<br />
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=== ...and those wacky Americans ===
=== ...and those wacky Americans ===
* From the British version there's one "Film and Theater styles" with Ryan and Colin in which they have to do the scene in the Shakespearean style. The look on the faces of Tony and Steve in the background while Ryan says his line is also hilarious.
* From the British version there's one "Film and Theater styles" with Ryan and Colin in which they have to do the scene in the Shakespearean style. The look on the faces of Tony and Steve in the background while Ryan says his line is also hilarious.
{{quote| '''Clive''': Shakespeare.<br />
{{quote|'''Clive''': Shakespeare.
''([[Beat]])''<br />
''([[Beat]])''
'''Ryan''': The sky. The sky behind the door is ''blooooo''.<br />
'''Ryan''': The sky. The sky behind the door is ''blooooo''.
'''Colin''': Aye, it 'tis blue! ''[silence]''<br />
'''Colin''': Aye, it 'tis blue! ''[silence]''
''(Buzz)''<br />
''(Buzz)''
'''Clive''': That's the worst Shakespeare I've ever heard! ''(cracks up)'' Here, I'll give you something a little [[Blatant Lies|easier]] for you--Japanese Noh Theater.<br />
'''Clive''': That's the worst Shakespeare I've ever heard! ''(cracks up)'' Here, I'll give you something a little [[Blatant Lies|easier]] for you--Japanese Noh Theater.<br />
'''Ryan''': ''(groans under his breath)'' }}
'''Ryan''': ''(groans under his breath)'' }}
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** And for added kicks, the Shakespearean line Ryan says? It's in Iambic Pentameter.
** And for added kicks, the Shakespearean line Ryan says? It's in Iambic Pentameter.
* When Greg and Clive had an argument, you usually knew that you were a very very very very lucky boy and that you had to treasure that memory for the rest of your life.
* When Greg and Clive had an argument, you usually knew that you were a very very very very lucky boy and that you had to treasure that memory for the rest of your life.
{{quote| '''Clive''': You'll have to act as...hamsters. Yes, hamst-<br />
{{quote|'''Clive''': You'll have to act as...hamsters. Yes, hamst-
'''Greg''': What's wrong with you?! Hamsters! Get some friends!<br />
'''Greg''': What's wrong with you?! Hamsters! Get some friends!
'''Clive''': The hamsters ''are'' my friends. }}
'''Clive''': The hamsters ''are'' my friends. }}
** Or:
** Or:
{{quote| '''Greg:''' When's it gonna end, huh? The aggression.<br />
{{quote|'''Greg:''' When's it gonna end, huh? The aggression.
'''Clive:''' When you give us our colonies back.<br />
'''Clive:''' When you give us our colonies back.
'''Greg:''' His colonies. Clive's colonies. }}
'''Greg:''' His colonies. Clive's colonies. }}
** Most of the Clive/Greg arguments involve Clive making a snide remark about America being supposedly too backward to have something:
** Most of the Clive/Greg arguments involve Clive making a snide remark about America being supposedly too backward to have something:
{{quote| '''Clive:''' In this scene you're a sports commentator - you do have sport in America?<br />
{{quote|'''Clive:''' In this scene you're a sports commentator - you do have sport in America?
'''Greg:''' Yes, and sometimes we ''beat'' the Germans. ''(audience cheers/boos)'' It's 'cause we never play them!<br />
'''Greg:''' Yes, and sometimes we ''beat'' the Germans. ''(audience cheers/boos)'' It's 'cause we never play them!
'''Clive:''' Well, in the war, when you join in... ''(audience cheers wildly)'' I don't think the Germans play baseball, do they?<br />
'''Clive:''' Well, in the war, when you join in... ''(audience cheers wildly)'' I don't think the Germans play baseball, do they?
'''Greg:''' I'd love to chat, but I'm a little busy doing an improv show.<br />
'''Greg:''' I'd love to chat, but I'm a little busy doing an improv show.
'''Clive:''' Have you worked out what the simple words mean yet?<br />
'''Clive:''' Have you worked out what the simple words mean yet?
'''Greg:''' Yes I have, Mr. A.<br />
'''Greg:''' Yes I have, Mr. A.
'''Clive:''' Jolly good.<br />
'''Clive:''' Jolly good.
'''Greg:''' Maybe you're confusing this with your other show where you just talk, talk, talk and never let anyone else. ''(audience cheers wildly again)'' }}
'''Greg:''' Maybe you're confusing this with your other show where you just talk, talk, talk and never let anyone else. ''(audience cheers wildly again)'' }}
** Sometimes this backfires.
** Sometimes this backfires.
{{quote| '''Clive''': You are in a uh...holdup. That's the only word I know. You have those in America, don't you?<br />
{{quote|'''Clive''': You are in a uh...holdup. That's the only word I know. You have those in America, don't you?
'''Greg''': Yeah. We invented it! }}
'''Greg''': Yeah. We invented it! }}
* Clive inverts this gag for the American audience for the last British series, which was filmed in Hollywood.
* Clive inverts this gag for the American audience for the last British series, which was filmed in Hollywood.
{{quote| '''Clive:''' Suggest a gameshow, like ''[[Wheel of Fortune]]''.<br />
{{quote|'''Clive:''' Suggest a gameshow, like ''[[Wheel of Fortune]]''.
'''Rather unoriginal audience member:''' ''Wheel Of Fish''.<br />
'''Rather unoriginal audience member:''' ''Wheel Of Fish''.
'''Clive:''' I think we have that in England. }}
'''Clive:''' I think we have that in England. }}
** And again:
** And again:
{{quote| '''Clive:''' I just have to explain to the British audience what "ATMs" are. We call them 'hole-in-the-wall machines' in England. ''([[Truth in Television]])''}}
{{quote|'''Clive:''' I just have to explain to the British audience what "ATMs" are. We call them 'hole-in-the-wall machines' in England. ''([[Truth in Television]])''}}
* During the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2jdY5G7hE "Sex" Hoedown], Greg opened up with this (with Tony on the end):
* During the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2jdY5G7hE "Sex" Hoedown], Greg opened up with this (with Tony on the end):
{{quote| '''Greg:''' Oh, I'm a randy bugger, I really get around!/I like to have a shag with everyone in town./I have lots of fun, I'm as happy as can be!/ and that's 'cos my name is Tony Slattery!}}
{{quote|'''Greg:''' Oh, I'm a randy bugger, I really get around!/I like to have a shag with everyone in town./I have lots of fun, I'm as happy as can be!/ and that's 'cos my name is Tony Slattery!}}
* Also the time Clive needs suggestions from the audience for a global disaster; among other things, the microphones pick up "an asteroid's about to crash into the earth" and "[[Richard Nixon]] comes back from the dead." The decision is obvious:
* Also the time Clive needs suggestions from the audience for a global disaster; among other things, the microphones pick up "an asteroid's about to crash into the earth" and "[[Richard Nixon]] comes back from the dead." The decision is obvious:
{{quote| '''Clive''': There's a jam shortage! Okay, so--<br />
{{quote|'''Clive''': There's a jam shortage! Okay, so--
'''Greg''': WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO?! There's GOLD coming from over here!<br />
'''Greg''': WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO?! There's GOLD coming from over here!
'''Mike''': Where are you receiving your suggestions from, British Telecom?! }}
'''Mike''': Where are you receiving your suggestions from, British Telecom?! }}
* In a game of ''Hats'' with a world's worst dating agency videos theme, Ryan repeatedly wears the same one, a jockey's cap where he gives a Murray Walker-style commentary ("It's Breast ahead of Penis, Penis coming up there quickly on the inside!"). That's not the CMOF; the CMOF is when he interrupts this by sitting down with a giant unsteady hat piled with plastic fruit:
* In a game of ''Hats'' with a world's worst dating agency videos theme, Ryan repeatedly wears the same one, a jockey's cap where he gives a Murray Walker-style commentary ("It's Breast ahead of Penis, Penis coming up there quickly on the inside!"). That's not the CMOF; the CMOF is when he interrupts this by sitting down with a giant unsteady hat piled with plastic fruit:
{{quote| '''Ryan''': ''(After a long pause)'' ...I really have nothing to say...I just like wearing this.}}
{{quote|'''Ryan''': ''(After a long pause)'' ...I really have nothing to say...I just like wearing this.}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH2gaCZmEtA&t=1m48s One] of the few sessions of ''Expert'', where one player interviews an expert on an obscure subject. Greg and Ryan are in it, and the subject given by the audience is taxidermy - after which Ryan [[Dead Baby Comedy|spends the entire game completely rigid and staring into space.]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|He doesn't even BLINK.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH2gaCZmEtA&t=1m48s One] of the few sessions of ''Expert'', where one player interviews an expert on an obscure subject. Greg and Ryan are in it, and the subject given by the audience is taxidermy - after which Ryan [[Dead Baby Comedy|spends the entire game completely rigid and staring into space.]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|He doesn't even BLINK.]]
* There's a one-off game where Ryan, Greg and guest Rory Bremner all have to pretend to be dead actors, with Colin as the only remaining living one battling on by moving them around and dubbing their voices. Ryan and Rory are cowboys, Greg's an Indian princess. Towards the end Colin has Rory say "Look, I think we all ought to have one big kiss" and there's a great moment where dead Rory 'wakes up' and has a "what the hell is going on" look in his eyes.
* There's a one-off game where Ryan, Greg and guest Rory Bremner all have to pretend to be dead actors, with Colin as the only remaining living one battling on by moving them around and dubbing their voices. Ryan and Rory are cowboys, Greg's an Indian princess. Towards the end Colin has Rory say "Look, I think we all ought to have one big kiss" and there's a great moment where dead Rory 'wakes up' and has a "what the hell is going on" look in his eyes.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zlD4O7kaOE&NR=1 This] early ''Newsflash'' game should put an end to the 'stuffy British humor' arguments...
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zlD4O7kaOE&NR=1 This] early ''Newsflash'' game should put an end to the 'stuffy British humor' arguments...
* One of the Hollywood episodes features [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhEO1LUL6V0 a game of Press Conference] in which Colin...''wait for it''...has given birth to Clive's lovechild. It's just as hilarious as it sounds, all the way from Greg laughing at the card before anyone else knows what it is, to Colin finally figuring it out...
* One of the Hollywood episodes features [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhEO1LUL6V0 a game of Press Conference] in which Colin...''wait for it''...has given birth to Clive's lovechild. It's just as hilarious as it sounds, all the way from Greg laughing at the card before anyone else knows what it is, to Colin finally figuring it out...
{{quote| '''Greg''': Was it a natural childbirth, or was it in a manner of his own choosing?<br />
{{quote|'''Greg''': Was it a natural childbirth, or was it in a manner of his own choosing?
'''Colin''': It was very painful...and it was in the style of a hoedown. }}
'''Colin''': It was very painful...and it was in the style of a hoedown. }}
** An even funnier bit IMO (only the second question, so Colin had no idea what it was about at this point):
** An even funnier bit IMO (only the second question, so Colin had no idea what it was about at this point):
{{quote| '''Ryan:''' ...''Why?''<br />
{{quote|'''Ryan:''' ...''Why?''
'''Colin''' ''(slaps the podium)'': This was something I felt I had to do for the benefit of future generations! (Clive nods in agreement) Which is why I...videotaped it as it was happening, and it will now be shown in many schools! }}
'''Colin''' ''(slaps the podium)'': This was something I felt I had to do for the benefit of future generations! (Clive nods in agreement) Which is why I...videotaped it as it was happening, and it will now be shown in many schools! }}
* In one game of Scenes From A Hat, the suggestion was "What Hell looks like." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XflAv9afn4&t=2m48s See for yourself.]
* In one game of Scenes From A Hat, the suggestion was "What Hell looks like." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XflAv9afn4&t=2m48s See for yourself.]
{{quote| '''Greg:''' *walks out* {{spoiler|His neck is tucked in as if he's about to impersonate Clive.}}<br />
{{quote|'''Greg:''' *walks out* {{spoiler|His neck is tucked in as if he's about to impersonate Clive.}}
'''Clive:''' *buzz* <br />
'''Clive:''' *buzz*
'''Greg:''' *[[Death Glare]]* }}
'''Greg:''' *[[Death Glare]]* }}
* In a playing of ''Number of Words'', Colin has to say five words each time and Ryan can only say one. They play off each other brilliantly to get around this problem.
* In a playing of ''Number of Words'', Colin has to say five words each time and Ryan can only say one. They play off each other brilliantly to get around this problem.
{{quote| '''Colin:''' I'll go, you create a...<br />
{{quote|'''Colin:''' I'll go, you create a...
'''Ryan:''' Diversion? }}
'''Ryan:''' Diversion? }}
* The better part of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmxrBUo3wa0#t=2m54s this Film And Theatre Styles playing] involves Ryan making a total fool of himself for the enjoyment of all involved.
* The better part of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmxrBUo3wa0#t=2m54s this Film And Theatre Styles playing] involves Ryan making a total fool of himself for the enjoyment of all involved.
{{quote| "We'll keep going till we get to [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping|an accent Ryan can do]]."}}
{{quote|"We'll keep going till we get to [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping|an accent Ryan can do]]."}}
* In the Let's Make A Date with Stephen Fry mentioned above, Colin hated everything English. It's hilarious.
* In the Let's Make A Date with Stephen Fry mentioned above, Colin hated everything English. It's hilarious.
* Colin's verse in the Coffee hoedown.
* Colin's verse in the Coffee hoedown.
* Greg's verse in the Colin hoedown.
* Greg's verse in the Colin hoedown.
* Colin makes an awesome crack at Clive in World's Worst.
* Colin makes an awesome crack at Clive in World's Worst.
{{quote| "I'm Clive Anderson and I used to have no neck. But with new Neck Insert...Look!"}}
{{quote|"I'm Clive Anderson and I used to have no neck. But with new Neck Insert...Look!"}}
* An earlier playing of Improbable Mission from the UK version: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzab5JTkl_k The way Ryan reacts to Colins out-of-the-blue statement "My God, she's gonna go off!" is absolutely priceless].
* An earlier playing of Improbable Mission from the UK version: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzab5JTkl_k The way Ryan reacts to Colins out-of-the-blue statement "My God, she's gonna go off!" is absolutely priceless].
** What really tears it is someone in the audience making ''jungle animal noises'' when Ryan starts using the "machete".
** What really tears it is someone in the audience making ''jungle animal noises'' when Ryan starts using the "machete".
* [http://youtu.be/wRjN6GysdFM?t=30s The Scenes To Rap about a hotel.]
* [http://youtu.be/wRjN6GysdFM?t=30s The Scenes To Rap about a hotel.]
* From a playing of "Whose Line?": Ryan is driving a car before being pulled over by policeman Brad. As Brad reads his second scripted line, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdnRZF8YLI he visibly stifles his laughter upon reading it].
* From a playing of "Whose Line?": Ryan is driving a car before being pulled over by policeman Brad. As Brad reads his second scripted line, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdnRZF8YLI he visibly stifles his laughter upon reading it].
{{quote| '''Brad:''' You know, the last time I met a guy like you, he tried to get out of it (a ticket) by saying, [reads his line] "Grab me, big boy, and kiss me like there's no tomorrow!"}}
{{quote|'''Brad:''' You know, the last time I met a guy like you, he tried to get out of it (a ticket) by saying, [reads his line] "Grab me, big boy, and kiss me like there's no tomorrow!"}}


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** Chip's Snagglepuss is great and all, but Colin had the best joke when it came to this impression (if cartoon characters were in famous films): "Rosebud, even!"
** Chip's Snagglepuss is great and all, but Colin had the best joke when it came to this impression (if cartoon characters were in famous films): "Rosebud, even!"
* The best comedy moment, in my opinion, was a particular combination of "Party Quirks" and "Hoedown," summed up by Ryan's final verse:
* The best comedy moment, in my opinion, was a particular combination of "Party Quirks" and "Hoedown," summed up by Ryan's final verse:
{{quote| "Oh boy those cop shows, they give me such a fright/And it seems like they are on every single night/Sure you can watch 'em if you really want a scare/Thursdays at eight you can see [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}vO5OWfA60NM Melissa's underwear!]}}
{{quote|"Oh boy those cop shows, they give me such a fright/And it seems like they are on every single night/Sure you can watch 'em if you really want a scare/Thursdays at eight you can see [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}vO5OWfA60NM Melissa's underwear!]}}
* "[http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RNv5Jj0Peq8 ...wait, that wasn't ''Close Encounters''!]"
* "[http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RNv5Jj0Peq8 ...wait, that wasn't ''Close Encounters''!]"
* This troper loved the episode with the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRyekua0G5w "Captain Hair"] running gag (about Colin, of course), especially when Ryan said Colin's nickname in German would be "Herr Hair!"
* This troper loved the episode with the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRyekua0G5w "Captain Hair"] running gag (about Colin, of course), especially when Ryan said Colin's nickname in German would be "Herr Hair!"
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfeTAm65NE "Would you like some jello...Hitler?"]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfeTAm65NE "Would you like some jello...Hitler?"]
** Especially throughout the whole episode how the guys weren't allowed to do anything on Hitler [[Godwin's Law|(for some unfathomable reason)]], so they took stabs at the topic occasionally, culminating in this bit from Hoedown:
** Especially throughout the whole episode how the guys weren't allowed to do anything on Hitler [[Godwin's Law|(for some unfathomable reason)]], so they took stabs at the topic occasionally, culminating in this bit from Hoedown:
{{quote| '''Ryan''': Our director, he really is the boss,<br />
{{quote|'''Ryan''': Our director, he really is the boss,
At yelling and screaming, he's never at a loss,<br />
At yelling and screaming, he's never at a loss,
He is the meanest man that you will ever see,<br />
He is the meanest man that you will ever see,
He should grow a mustache and move to Germany! }}
He should grow a mustache and move to Germany! }}
** He got a standing ovation for his [[Take That]] at the director.
** He got a standing ovation for his [[Take That]] at the director.
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* The whole episode with [[Robin Williams]] as the guest fourth player could count, especially that episode's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVW_hLn0cys Scenes From A Hat].
* The whole episode with [[Robin Williams]] as the guest fourth player could count, especially that episode's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVW_hLn0cys Scenes From A Hat].
** Hollywood Director. The second style? [[Riverdance]]. It ends with Robin, [[Wayne Brady]] and Ryan Stiles striking dramatic poses.
** Hollywood Director. The second style? [[Riverdance]]. It ends with Robin, [[Wayne Brady]] and Ryan Stiles striking dramatic poses.
{{quote| '''Colin''': ''[Enter]'' CUT!<br />
{{quote|'''Colin''': ''[Enter]'' CUT!
'''Ryan''': At the end, that seemed a little too ''[[Charlie's Angels]]''.<br />
'''Ryan''': At the end, that seemed a little too ''[[Charlie's Angels]]''.
''(Audience laughs)''<br />
''(Audience laughs)''
'''Colin''': I ''WISH!'' Now what we need to--<br />
'''Colin''': I ''WISH!'' Now what we need to--
'''Robin''': Can I take a moment?<br />
'''Robin''': Can I take a moment?
''([[Beat]])''<br />
''([[Beat]])''
'''Colin''': ...take it.<br />
'''Colin''': ...take it.
'''Robin''': Done!<br />
'''Robin''': Done!
'''Colin''': That's why I love working with you!<br />
'''Colin''': That's why I love working with you!
'''Wayne''': What about me, sir?<br />
'''Wayne''': What about me, sir?
'''Colin''': SHUT UP!<br />
'''Colin''': SHUT UP!
'''Wayne''': :( }}
'''Wayne''': :( }}
** This Troper's personal vote is for "I'm Spartacus!"
** This Troper's personal vote is for "I'm Spartacus!"
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* All of the Jerry Springer episode, but especially the Three-Headed Broadway Star song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cu9_sALhjg I Dream About Your Yarmulke].
* All of the Jerry Springer episode, but especially the Three-Headed Broadway Star song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cu9_sALhjg I Dream About Your Yarmulke].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXn659sy0tQ Wayne (as David Hasselhoff)] tells Colin he's one of the most exquisitely honed women he's ever seen in his life.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXn659sy0tQ Wayne (as David Hasselhoff)] tells Colin he's one of the most exquisitely honed women he's ever seen in his life.
{{quote| '''Colin''': You gotta get out more.}}
{{quote|'''Colin''': You gotta get out more.}}
** Also: "Look at [[Gag Penis|this weapon I have in my hands!]]"
** Also: "Look at [[Gag Penis|this weapon I have in my hands!]]"
** The other great Hoff moment: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNZe1MsCt0M "I Can't Live Without Your Mother"].
** The other great Hoff moment: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNZe1MsCt0M "I Can't Live Without Your Mother"].
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** She also has some good ones in ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sztkEfoXxsM Scenes from a Hat]''.
** She also has some good ones in ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sztkEfoXxsM Scenes from a Hat]''.
* Who could ever forget [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMeFvY5IDGc the 'Chyna' incident]?
* Who could ever forget [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMeFvY5IDGc the 'Chyna' incident]?
{{quote| Colin: Oh it's so nice to have a woman on the show!}}
{{quote|Colin: Oh it's so nice to have a woman on the show!}}
** Especially good is Collin holding one finger, high in the air as if to say to his wife "It was worth it!"
** Especially good is Collin holding one finger, high in the air as if to say to his wife "It was worth it!"
* The episode with the twin belly dancers. Not only does a snake go for Wayne's crotch, but Ryan & Colin have more fun playing Living Scenery than they ever have before.
* The episode with the twin belly dancers. Not only does a snake go for Wayne's crotch, but Ryan & Colin have more fun playing Living Scenery than they ever have before.
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* This entire SFAH [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TqrwSLCsaA here.]
* This entire SFAH [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TqrwSLCsaA here.]
** Drew: "Things that should not have ejector seats."
** Drew: "Things that should not have ejector seats."
{{quote| ''(Wayne runs over to Drew's buzzer, pushes it, then looks up, waving goodbye, while Drew gives him a [[Death Glare]])''}}
{{quote|''(Wayne runs over to Drew's buzzer, pushes it, then looks up, waving goodbye, while Drew gives him a [[Death Glare]])''}}
** Drew: "Times when "eeney-meeney-miney-mo" is not an appropriate method of selection."
** Drew: "Times when "eeney-meeney-miney-mo" is not an appropriate method of selection."
{{quote| Brad: "Miney, moe. Congratulations, [[Take That|Mr. Bush.]] (Bonus points that Colin was wearing red and Ryan had on blue)}}
{{quote|Brad: "Miney, moe. Congratulations, [[Take That|Mr. Bush.]] (Bonus points that Colin was wearing red and Ryan had on blue)}}
* Drew: "Something you never want to hear from a Surgeon."
* Drew: "Something you never want to hear from a Surgeon."
{{quote| Ryan: "...Oops."}}
{{quote|Ryan: "...Oops."}}
* Anything from Scenes From A Hat, ever. Especially [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jABPmyYGYc this one].
* Anything from Scenes From A Hat, ever. Especially [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jABPmyYGYc this one].
** This troper read the above entry, went in knowing exactly what was going to happen...and still nearly doubled-over in laughter at that very moment. Some of the funniest topics are :
** This troper read the above entry, went in knowing exactly what was going to happen...and still nearly doubled-over in laughter at that very moment. Some of the funniest topics are :
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*** "You make me feel...so young...." *sucks*
*** "You make me feel...so young...." *sucks*
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIxtCPuQE4 This scenes from a hat] features Colin singing the ultimate break-up song (don't worry, he's still happily married):
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIxtCPuQE4 This scenes from a hat] features Colin singing the ultimate break-up song (don't worry, he's still happily married):
{{quote| '''Colin''': You're dead to me/Nothing but scum/When I look in your eyes/I get inflammation of the bum/You make me feel putrid/I hate the way you... (Ryan drags him off the stage)}}
{{quote|'''Colin''': You're dead to me/Nothing but scum/When I look in your eyes/I get inflammation of the bum/You make me feel putrid/I hate the way you... (Ryan drags him off the stage)}}
** "Baby baby baby you gots to go, you gots to go/Why why why? Because you's a hoe/Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-byeeeee....!"
** "Baby baby baby you gots to go, you gots to go/Why why why? Because you's a hoe/Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-byeeeee....!"
** "Oh I'm one lucky little mister/ I don't need you I'm dating your sister!"
** "Oh I'm one lucky little mister/ I don't need you I'm dating your sister!"
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* One word: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6GyHbefo0c COME!] Second place: Get off the mailman! Get off the mailman!
* One word: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6GyHbefo0c COME!] Second place: Get off the mailman! Get off the mailman!
** From that same clip:
** From that same clip:
{{quote| '''Wayne''': ''(As Dorothy to the Wizard)'' Um, Mr. Wizard, I'd like some hair for my friend.<br />
{{quote|'''Wayne''': ''(As Dorothy to the Wizard)'' Um, Mr. Wizard, I'd like some hair for my friend.
'''Colin''': ''(death glare)'' }}
'''Colin''': ''(death glare)'' }}
** Also doubling as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming. Ryan: (astonished) I just saved your life!
** Also doubling as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming. Ryan: (astonished) I just saved your life!
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** On the topic of [[Dr. Seuss]], let's not forget Wayne's Seussian version of [[Terminator]].
** On the topic of [[Dr. Seuss]], let's not forget Wayne's Seussian version of [[Terminator]].
** And then there's the unfortunate names from US cities (that shouldn't have a song written about them):
** And then there's the unfortunate names from US cities (that shouldn't have a song written about them):
{{quote| '''Ryan''': [[Elmuh Fudd Syndwome|We wuv u]], [http://www.wallawalla.org/ Walla Walla, Washington...]<br />
{{quote|'''Ryan''': [[Elmuh Fudd Syndwome|We wuv u]], [http://www.wallawalla.org/ Walla Walla, Washington...]<br />
'''Colin''': [[Mundane Made Awesome|Proud... citizens of]] [http://www.placenames.com/us/p48555/ Doglick!]<br />
'''Colin''': [[Mundane Made Awesome|Proud... citizens of]] [http://www.placenames.com/us/p48555/ Doglick!]<br />
'''Ryan''': We call it [http://www.hometownusa.com/mt/Butte.html Butte (not Butt), Montana...]<br />
'''Ryan''': We call it [http://www.hometownusa.com/mt/Butte.html Butte (not Butt), Montana...]<br />
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'''Ryan''': (with a stoned look on his face) What's the matter with [http://www.city-usa.net/state-california-city-weed.html Weed]? }}
'''Ryan''': (with a stoned look on his face) What's the matter with [http://www.city-usa.net/state-california-city-weed.html Weed]? }}
*** Even the fictional city, whose name is outrageous enough for its own joke, never mind Wayne's personal [[Running Gag]]:
*** Even the fictional city, whose name is outrageous enough for its own joke, never mind Wayne's personal [[Running Gag]]:
{{quote| '''Wayne''': Our arms are wide open at [[Inherently Funny Words|Muscalahoochiehala, Alabama!]] '''MUSCALAHOOCHIEHALA, ALABAMA!''' Come on in, come on in!}}
{{quote|'''Wayne''': Our arms are wide open at [[Inherently Funny Words|Muscalahoochiehala, Alabama!]] '''MUSCALAHOOCHIEHALA, ALABAMA!''' Come on in, come on in!}}
*** The whole scene becomes even funnier if you happen to have a cat named Oxnard.
*** The whole scene becomes even funnier if you happen to have a cat named Oxnard.
** FIRE!
** FIRE!
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** I think what gets me is how many times Ryan (of all people) has to play [[Team Mom]] and [[Vaudeville Hook|drag Colin off.]]
** I think what gets me is how many times Ryan (of all people) has to play [[Team Mom]] and [[Vaudeville Hook|drag Colin off.]]
* Speaking of [[Titanic]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BufmAObm2_M this song] will never be featured on the movie soundtrack:
* Speaking of [[Titanic]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BufmAObm2_M this song] will never be featured on the movie soundtrack:
{{quote| '''Colin''': Corpses bobbing in the sea...hahahaha heeheehee....}}
{{quote|'''Colin''': Corpses bobbing in the sea...hahahaha heeheehee....}}
** '''[[Double Entendre|I JUST WANT TO STAND HERE AND STARE AT MY PRIVATES!]]'''
** '''[[Double Entendre|I JUST WANT TO STAND HERE AND STARE AT MY PRIVATES!]]'''
** "Some people say that [[Incendiary Exponent|rodents aren't flammable]], well..."
** "Some people say that [[Incendiary Exponent|rodents aren't flammable]], well..."
** "Hi, I'm Colin Mochrie for Rogaine."
** "Hi, I'm Colin Mochrie for Rogaine."
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xltRkKDEoKE Worst.] [[Lyrical Dissonance|Lyrical. Dissonance. EVER.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xltRkKDEoKE Worst.] [[Lyrical Dissonance|Lyrical. Dissonance. EVER.]]
{{quote| '''Colin''': Hey, I didn't mean to cook your dog/But hey those things just happen/Mine was just standing there/And his little toes started tapping/So I cut his throat/Well, go get a goat/And I put him on the barbeque... (Ryan drags him off the stage)}}
{{quote|'''Colin''': Hey, I didn't mean to cook your dog/But hey those things just happen/Mine was just standing there/And his little toes started tapping/So I cut his throat/Well, go get a goat/And I put him on the barbeque... (Ryan drags him off the stage)}}
** "I see. '''''[[Mood Whiplash|WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!????????????]]'''''"
** "I see. '''''[[Mood Whiplash|WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!????????????]]'''''"
** And early in that session, Colin making fun of Wayne's Queen Elizabeth laugh turned out to be funnier than the actual punchline he supplied...
** And early in that session, Colin making fun of Wayne's Queen Elizabeth laugh turned out to be funnier than the actual punchline he supplied...
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUynDU_VnM Ryan shows you what Latin American soccer announcers do on their day off.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUynDU_VnM Ryan shows you what Latin American soccer announcers do on their day off.]
{{quote| '''Ryan''': I'll have a cheeseburger, some fries and a COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!<br />
{{quote|'''Ryan''': I'll have a cheeseburger, some fries and a COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
'''Ryan''': (opens plastic bag) You forget my COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!<br />
'''Ryan''': (opens plastic bag) You forget my COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
'''Ryan''': [[Rule of Three|(later) WHERE THE HELL'S MY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!?]] }}
'''Ryan''': [[Rule of Three|(later) WHERE THE HELL'S MY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!?]] }}
* A great funny moment is when Ryan hangs himself for a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzVJHqPGZog&&t=1m48s "circus act" that didn't last long.].
* A great funny moment is when Ryan hangs himself for a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzVJHqPGZog&&t=1m48s "circus act" that didn't last long.].
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* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNzjnjWjHu8 HOW DOES FOOD BECOME POO? I'LL...TELL..YOU!!!!]''' (starts dancing)
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNzjnjWjHu8 HOW DOES FOOD BECOME POO? I'LL...TELL..YOU!!!!]''' (starts dancing)
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzRgC3aGuAk This] features one hilarious moment.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzRgC3aGuAk This] features one hilarious moment.
{{quote| Wayne: [[Bedmate Reveal|(wakes up to find Colin sleeping beside him)]] COLIN!?<br />
{{quote|Wayne: [[Bedmate Reveal|(wakes up to find Colin sleeping beside him)]] COLIN!?<br />
(Colin pops out and Wayne runs off [[Screams Like a Little Girl|screaming]])<br />
(Colin pops out and Wayne runs off [[Screams Like a Little Girl|screaming]])<br />
Colin: [[I'm Your Biggest Fan|TEACH ME HOW TO SING LIKE YOU!]]<br />
Colin: [[I'm Your Biggest Fan|TEACH ME HOW TO SING LIKE YOU!]]<br />
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* "What phone sex operators are doing on the other end". Drew gets Ryan to do one, even though Drew just picked the next topic and Ryan said it wasn't good. It was him and Colin playing Yahtzee.
* "What phone sex operators are doing on the other end". Drew gets Ryan to do one, even though Drew just picked the next topic and Ryan said it wasn't good. It was him and Colin playing Yahtzee.
* This from the 100th episode:
* This from the 100th episode:
{{quote| '''Drew''': Statements that will get bleeped by the censor.<br />
{{quote|'''Drew''': Statements that will get bleeped by the censor.
'''Wayne''': In Spanish, they call me El Grande Ricardo . But you can call me BIG ''DICK!''<br />
'''Wayne''': In Spanish, they call me El Grande Ricardo . But you can call me BIG ''DICK!''
'''Greg''': I'm George Bush, and I'm a '''''[[Precision F-Strike|FUCKING]]'''' [[Take That|Idja-min-it!]]<br />
'''Greg''': I'm George Bush, and I'm a '''''[[Precision F-Strike|FUCKING]]'''' [[Take That|Idja-min-it!]]<br />
'''Colin''': Here, ''pussy''!<br />
'''Colin''': Here, ''pussy''!<br />
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'''Colin''': Here, ''pussy''! }}
'''Colin''': Here, ''pussy''! }}
* Greg doing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWqaKcy4eB0 the French version] of ''Whose Line:''
* Greg doing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWqaKcy4eB0 the French version] of ''Whose Line:''
{{quote| '''Greg''': ''(in an obnoxious French accent)'' I hope you are not watching the idiotic Belgian version. This is, of course, the French version where nothing matters. ''(audience laughs)'' '''BUZZ''' Don't laugh! '''BUZZ''' Stop buzzing! '''BUZZ''' The points don't matter, the buzzing doesn't matter! '''BUZZ''' I asked you to stop!}}
{{quote|'''Greg''': ''(in an obnoxious French accent)'' I hope you are not watching the idiotic Belgian version. This is, of course, the French version where nothing matters. ''(audience laughs)'' '''BUZZ''' Don't laugh! '''BUZZ''' Stop buzzing! '''BUZZ''' The points don't matter, the buzzing doesn't matter! '''BUZZ''' I asked you to stop!}}




=== Newsflash ===
=== Newsflash ===
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXT6foyWZCw This] Newsflash game is widely considered the show's single funniest game, if only for the line:
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXT6foyWZCw This] Newsflash game is widely considered the show's single funniest game, if only for the line:
{{quote| '''Colin''': It all started with a badly-timed bald joke!}}
{{quote|'''Colin''': It all started with a badly-timed bald joke!}}
** Which ironically makes it the best timed bald joke ever. Also, you can calculate to the second where it dawns on him by this line.
** Which ironically makes it the best timed bald joke ever. Also, you can calculate to the second where it dawns on him by this line.
{{quote| '''Chip''': Now I notice you're not wearing sunglasses for that incredible shine!}}
{{quote|'''Chip''': Now I notice you're not wearing sunglasses for that incredible shine!}}
*** The moment Colin hears it, you can tell by his expression realizing what's going on while both Chip and Ryan laughed knowing that Colin figure it out. After the buzzer, Colin was still angry as he feels he want to beat someone with the mic and answers Drew:
*** The moment Colin hears it, you can tell by his expression realizing what's going on while both Chip and Ryan laughed knowing that Colin figure it out. After the buzzer, Colin was still angry as he feels he want to beat someone with the mic and answers Drew:
{{quote| '''Colin''': I hope its me with my clothes on!}}
{{quote|'''Colin''': I hope its me with my clothes on!}}
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQJumKW_Hk0 Among related videos, quite appropriately...]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQJumKW_Hk0 Among related videos, quite appropriately...]
** A great runner-up is the one using clips from ''Valley of Gwangi'' that apparently started with "a very bad bowl of soup!"
** A great runner-up is the one using clips from ''Valley of Gwangi'' that apparently started with "a very bad bowl of soup!"
* Not only does Colin get nailed in Newsflash: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQJumKW_Hk0 so does RYAN].
* Not only does Colin get nailed in Newsflash: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQJumKW_Hk0 so does RYAN].
{{quote| '''Colin:''' I'm trying to confuse it!<br />
{{quote|'''Colin:''' I'm trying to confuse it!
'''Ryan:''' Colin, I think you confuse it on a daily basis. }}
'''Ryan:''' Colin, I think you confuse it on a daily basis. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZUIr54Z0k And speaking of breasts....]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZUIr54Z0k And speaking of breasts....]
{{quote| '''Ryan''': We wish you weren't there.<br />
{{quote|'''Ryan''': We wish you weren't there.
'''Colin''': Pardon?<br />
'''Colin''': Pardon?
'''Greg''': This is one of those stories where you're just getting in the way, Colin.<br />
'''Greg''': This is one of those stories where you're just getting in the way, Colin.
'''Colin''': Am I?! Well, it's my job to be here! I'm gonna stick my nose in there and make sure that I get every bit of information I can! }}
'''Colin''': Am I?! Well, it's my job to be here! I'm gonna stick my nose in there and make sure that I get every bit of information I can! }}
** Longtime viewers may have noticed Colin [[Mythology Gag|doing the "stick his nose in" joke at least three times during the run.]]
** Longtime viewers may have noticed Colin [[Mythology Gag|doing the "stick his nose in" joke at least three times during the run.]]
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* The green screen actually catching Greg and Ryan goofing around behind Colin before one game.
* The green screen actually catching Greg and Ryan goofing around behind Colin before one game.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxG8K3wm89A In the "Newsflash" about bodybuilders], Ryan asked: "Along the same ''vein'', let me ''pose'' another question." Immediately after he says that, there's a close-up of a bodybuilder's bulging head vein, and Ryan responded to that footage with: "Oh God..." Ryan's reaction cracks me up ''every time''.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxG8K3wm89A In the "Newsflash" about bodybuilders], Ryan asked: "Along the same ''vein'', let me ''pose'' another question." Immediately after he says that, there's a close-up of a bodybuilder's bulging head vein, and Ryan responded to that footage with: "Oh God..." Ryan's reaction cracks me up ''every time''.
{{quote| '''Ryan''': Colin, a question on everyone's minds - [[Take That|Man or woman?]]}}
{{quote|'''Ryan''': Colin, a question on everyone's minds - [[Take That|Man or woman?]]}}
* The Newsflash with the plethora of rats, but particularly Ryan's vague clue: "Well Colin, Kathy and I find this hard to watch and, quite frankly, the two of us ''need look no more.''" Drew discussed this line after the game, to which Ryan and Colin [[Michael Jackson|sung it.]]
* The Newsflash with the plethora of rats, but particularly Ryan's vague clue: "Well Colin, Kathy and I find this hard to watch and, quite frankly, the two of us ''need look no more.''" Drew discussed this line after the game, to which Ryan and Colin [[Michael Jackson|sung it.]]
{{quote| '''Ryan''': A little obscure. I didn't want to just go, "Hey, look out for the rats!"}}
{{quote|'''Ryan''': A little obscure. I didn't want to just go, "Hey, look out for the rats!"}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmyV0qSJQr0 The Maggot Newsflash]. Kathy and Ryan lose their composure and Colin keeps hitting the mark perfectly. Of course, Ryan couldn't help but comment:
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmyV0qSJQr0 The Maggot Newsflash]. Kathy and Ryan lose their composure and Colin keeps hitting the mark perfectly. Of course, Ryan couldn't help but comment:
{{quote| '''Ryan''': Well look at the festive colors!}}
{{quote|'''Ryan''': Well look at the festive colors!}}
* Colin saying how these clips started, ranging from the want of a nail to a revival of "The King And I" starting Jerry Springer.
* Colin saying how these clips started, ranging from the want of a nail to a revival of "The King And I" starting Jerry Springer.


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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ9pIu_Zs8Y "Songs of the Bus Driver"]. Ryan announces the next song is a bluegrass number called "Pffffffft", then grins evilly at Wayne. And then Wayne proceeds to sing an entire jug band song about bus drivers ENTIRELY IN ONOMATOPOEIA.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ9pIu_Zs8Y "Songs of the Bus Driver"]. Ryan announces the next song is a bluegrass number called "Pffffffft", then grins evilly at Wayne. And then Wayne proceeds to sing an entire jug band song about bus drivers ENTIRELY IN ONOMATOPOEIA.
* The players' ribbing at Drew reading out the wrong card (usually for the game they'd just finished) finally reaches a peak when Drew crumples and throws a card ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdgLGBoP7jc&t=4m21s at Ryan's face during Greatest Hits]''. What does Ryan do?
* The players' ribbing at Drew reading out the wrong card (usually for the game they'd just finished) finally reaches a peak when Drew crumples and throws a card ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdgLGBoP7jc&t=4m21s at Ryan's face during Greatest Hits]''. What does Ryan do?
{{quote| Ryan: (picks up card) "Wait... apparently we have a special bonus!" (reveals it) "It's one of [[Drew Carey]]'s cue cards, ''[[Take That|which has never been read]]''!"}}
{{quote|Ryan: (picks up card) "Wait... apparently we have a special bonus!" (reveals it) "It's one of [[Drew Carey]]'s cue cards, ''[[Take That|which has never been read]]''!"}}
** [[Late to The Punchline|And then it hits you:]] from the players' outfits, this ep was from the same session as the 'Africa is a contry' incident, which explains why Ryan opening 'Greatest Hits' with "We'll return you to [[Out of Africa]] in just a moment" [[Berserk Button|would incite it.]]
** [[Late to The Punchline|And then it hits you:]] from the players' outfits, this ep was from the same session as the 'Africa is a contry' incident, which explains why Ryan opening 'Greatest Hits' with "We'll return you to [[Out of Africa]] in just a moment" [[Berserk Button|would incite it.]]
* The one in a million moment where [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig9iux4Tdys Colin laughs!!]
* The one in a million moment where [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig9iux4Tdys Colin laughs!!]
{{quote| Colin: (game show host voice) You know, if you order now we'll send you --free-- a box of fresh AIR!! That's right!! Air!<br />
{{quote|Colin: (game show host voice) You know, if you order now we'll send you --free-- a box of fresh AIR!! That's right!! Air!
Ryan: Oh we just can't give away fresh air!<br />
Ryan: Oh we just can't give away fresh air!
Colin: Yes we can! From the makers of Breath Free, makers of air for Eternityyyy! (starts to laugh at what the hell he just said) }}
Colin: Yes we can! From the makers of Breath Free, makers of air for Eternityyyy! (starts to laugh at what the hell he just said) }}
** What's even funnier is the fact that he tries to hide it!
** What's even funnier is the fact that he tries to hide it!
* In "Songs of Marriage", Colin suggests a song by [[The Beach Boys]] called "I'm the Groom". Wayne messes up a line and [[Corpsing|loses it]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVsI_sQvR7c#t=2m59s Here] is the bit.
* In "Songs of Marriage", Colin suggests a song by [[The Beach Boys]] called "I'm the Groom". Wayne messes up a line and [[Corpsing|loses it]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVsI_sQvR7c#t=2m59s Here] is the bit.
* In "Songs of the Circus":
* In "Songs of the Circus":
{{quote| '''Ryan''': Funny story: Last time I was in Hawaii, I took the kids to a luau, they had the pig under the ground, roasted it for dinner... I took one of the kids and went, "Look, it's [[Babe]]!" (laughs) She loved that.<br />
{{quote|'''Ryan''': Funny story: Last time I was in Hawaii, I took the kids to a luau, they had the pig under the ground, roasted it for dinner... I took one of the kids and went, "Look, it's [[Babe]]!" (laughs) She loved that.
'''Colin''': How's the therapy going?<br />
'''Colin''': How's the therapy going?
'''Ryan''': Good. }}
'''Ryan''': Good. }}


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** At the complete opposite scale as the quacking elephants, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE0ALYp7hRE these two] get over-enthusiastic with sound effects. The crowning moment is when a baby enters the scene.
** At the complete opposite scale as the quacking elephants, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE0ALYp7hRE these two] get over-enthusiastic with sound effects. The crowning moment is when a baby enters the scene.
* A [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHZEuxRo1TQ Sound Effects] game with Ryan as one of the [[Charlie's Angels]] and Colin as Bosley, due to Ryan's inability to remember that [[I Am Not Shazam|Colin is Bosley, not Charlie.]] The best part is it's completely impossible to tell whether he's actually forgetting, or it's part of the character. Not to mention:
* A [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHZEuxRo1TQ Sound Effects] game with Ryan as one of the [[Charlie's Angels]] and Colin as Bosley, due to Ryan's inability to remember that [[I Am Not Shazam|Colin is Bosley, not Charlie.]] The best part is it's completely impossible to tell whether he's actually forgetting, or it's part of the character. Not to mention:
{{quote| '''Ryan:''' Shoot something out of your pants that will go over the wall so we can climb up!}}
{{quote|'''Ryan:''' Shoot something out of your pants that will go over the wall so we can climb up!}}
* "Put your pants back on! Everyone's screamin' at you with a baby hangin' out of you like that! TAXI!"- Ryan to Colin, in the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKMkiypIPvc "Sound Effects" where Colin was Ryan's heavily pregnant wife]. The line came after the two audience members off-stage made a screech noise (which was supposed to represent a cab pulling up).
* "Put your pants back on! Everyone's screamin' at you with a baby hangin' out of you like that! TAXI!"- Ryan to Colin, in the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKMkiypIPvc "Sound Effects" where Colin was Ryan's heavily pregnant wife]. The line came after the two audience members off-stage made a screech noise (which was supposed to represent a cab pulling up).
** Same game, Colin ''pushing the baby back inside'' definitely was one, though it wasn't prompted by any sound.
** Same game, Colin ''pushing the baby back inside'' definitely was one, though it wasn't prompted by any sound.
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=== Improbable Mission ===
=== Improbable Mission ===
* Then there was the "impossible mission" game where Colin and Ryan had to clean a new Burnoose for the Emir of Groovefunkistan. Every single member of the cast broke down in laughter at some point. At least one Whose Line forum has adopted "The Cat!" and "The cat is wet now!" as catchphrases, and sell them on T-shirts. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a55kjGzYem4 See for yourself.]
* Then there was the "impossible mission" game where Colin and Ryan had to clean a new Burnoose for the Emir of Groovefunkistan. Every single member of the cast broke down in laughter at some point. At least one Whose Line forum has adopted "The Cat!" and "The cat is wet now!" as catchphrases, and sell them on T-shirts. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a55kjGzYem4 See for yourself.]
{{quote| Colin: "The tap!... It's rigged!"<br />
{{quote|Colin: "The tap!... It's rigged!"
Ryan: "Rigged? In what way?!"<br />
Ryan: "Rigged? In what way?!"
Colin: "With an explosive!! [[Lampshade Hanging|How long have you been a spy?!]]"<br />
Colin: "With an explosive!! [[Lampshade Hanging|How long have you been a spy?!]]"<br />
Ryan: ''* trying not to laugh* '' I guess they really don't want people taking baths in this room! }}
Ryan: ''* trying not to laugh* '' I guess they really don't want people taking baths in this room! }}
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=== Weird Newscasters ===
=== Weird Newscasters ===
* One of the best "Weird Newscasters" games had Ryan as a matador in a bullfight. He begins a bullfight...with the camera. The camera plays along. ''And wins.''
* One of the best "Weird Newscasters" games had Ryan as a matador in a bullfight. He begins a bullfight...with the camera. The camera plays along. ''And wins.''
{{quote| '''Colin''': ...That reminds me, tomorrow we're having an interview with [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Al Gore]]...}}
{{quote|'''Colin''': ...That reminds me, tomorrow we're having an interview with [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Al Gore]]...}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riQpWxrCOFU Ryan finds a portal to the gates of Hell.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riQpWxrCOFU Ryan finds a portal to the gates of Hell.]
{{quote| '''Ryan:''' ''(spies Drew from within Hell)'' So ''THIS'' is how you got [[The Drew Carey Show|two]] shows!}}
{{quote|'''Ryan:''' ''(spies Drew from within Hell)'' So ''THIS'' is how you got [[The Drew Carey Show|two]] shows!}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwfXXCV9XE This "Weird Newscasters"] has Wayne as a sadistic Marine drill sergeant, and he manages to pull an audience member into the sketch in the process. The leaf-green shirt he's wearing really sells it, too.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwfXXCV9XE This "Weird Newscasters"] has Wayne as a sadistic Marine drill sergeant, and he manages to pull an audience member into the sketch in the process. The leaf-green shirt he's wearing really sells it, too.
*** "This just in: [[Beverly Hills, 90210]], [[Cleveland]] Browns 3."
*** "This just in: [[Beverly Hills, 90210]], [[Cleveland]] Browns 3."
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* Ryan's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67iNkmENs9k shattering the light on Drew's desk with his head] is a Crowner for the game itself.
* Ryan's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67iNkmENs9k shattering the light on Drew's desk with his head] is a Crowner for the game itself.
** Even better was that even as glass was falling out of his hair, Ryan ''[[The Show Must Go On|stayed in character the entire time]].'' After the fact, this exchange topped it off:
** Even better was that even as glass was falling out of his hair, Ryan ''[[The Show Must Go On|stayed in character the entire time]].'' After the fact, this exchange topped it off:
{{quote| '''Ryan''': There had better be some extra points in this.<br />
{{quote|'''Ryan''': There had better be some extra points in this.
'''Drew''': Well sorry, we spent them all replacing the glass!<br />
'''Drew''': Well sorry, we spent them all replacing the glass!
'''Ryan''': Was it lit up?<br />
'''Ryan''': Was it lit up?
'''Colin''': Oh yeah, it was. It would have been better if [[Incendiary Exponent|your head burst into flame.]] }}
'''Colin''': Oh yeah, it was. It would have been better if [[Incendiary Exponent|your head burst into flame.]] }}
*** Or this, immediately after:
*** Or this, immediately after:
{{quote| '''Drew''': [[How Many Fingers?]] am I holding up? (He's constantly changing.)<br />
{{quote|'''Drew''': [[How Many Fingers?]] am I holding up? (He's constantly changing.)
'''Ryan''': ...four?<br />
'''Ryan''': ...four?
'''Drew''': Eh, close enough.<br />
'''Drew''': Eh, close enough.
'''Ryan''': How 'bout me? (One. [[Flipping the Bird|Guess which.]]) }}
'''Ryan''': How 'bout me? (One. [[Flipping the Bird|Guess which.]]) }}
** Ryan's impression (Carol Channing whose head keeps getting stuck to things) was hilarious, even before the accident.
** Ryan's impression (Carol Channing whose head keeps getting stuck to things) was hilarious, even before the accident.
{{quote| '''Ryan''': ''(head "stuck to" the floor)'' Is this shag? It's just ''gorgeous''!}}
{{quote|'''Ryan''': ''(head "stuck to" the floor)'' Is this shag? It's just ''gorgeous''!}}
** Wayne's sudden deceleration from how fast he talks to Kathy to when he first sees Drew. It caught ''everyone'' off guard.
** Wayne's sudden deceleration from how fast he talks to Kathy to when he first sees Drew. It caught ''everyone'' off guard.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OeQdSJ6stY This game.] [[Refuge in Audacity]] in its purest form.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OeQdSJ6stY This game.] [[Refuge in Audacity]] in its purest form.
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* When Colin was the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvjHJlMBx5I Evil Tickler.]
* When Colin was the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvjHJlMBx5I Evil Tickler.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4A1PkksE3g This playing.] Wayne makes a truly great Scottish Demon. Also:
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4A1PkksE3g This playing.] Wayne makes a truly great Scottish Demon. Also:
{{quote| '''[[Casanova Wannabe|Colin]]''': '''NICE BOOBS!'''}}
{{quote|'''[[Casanova Wannabe|Colin]]''': '''NICE BOOBS!'''}}
* Ryan was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbnZBS_c2z0 a foal being born.] There were no survivors. (For context, Colin is an inept circus performer.)
* Ryan was [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbnZBS_c2z0 a foal being born.] There were no survivors. (For context, Colin is an inept circus performer.)
* The [[Ho Yay]] in one between Greg and Colin has to be [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyIR2C-iFyc seen to be believed.] Colin was a person who liked to put his hands in other people's pockets, and...well...he chose Greg.
* The [[Ho Yay]] in one between Greg and Colin has to be [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyIR2C-iFyc seen to be believed.] Colin was a person who liked to put his hands in other people's pockets, and...well...he chose Greg.
{{quote| '''Greg''': Colin, I'm gonna lock the door and not let anyone else in, is that okay? (''Colin nods enthusiastically'')}}
{{quote|'''Greg''': Colin, I'm gonna lock the door and not let anyone else in, is that okay? (''Colin nods enthusiastically'')}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw8Hdlunw5c&feature=related Wayne fighting wild fluctuations of gravity.]:
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw8Hdlunw5c&feature=related Wayne fighting wild fluctuations of gravity.]:
{{quote| '''Drew''': What holds you to the Earth?<br />
{{quote|'''Drew''': What holds you to the Earth?
'''Greg''': Why, my love for you, Drew! }}
'''Greg''': Why, my love for you, Drew! }}


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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFMtGGsFy2g This one] proves that, when Colin has the last word, even a mundane topic like graduation isn't safe.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFMtGGsFy2g This one] proves that, when Colin has the last word, even a mundane topic like graduation isn't safe.
** The "Calling Out the Wrong Name in Bed" playing, the piece de le resistance for the "Meow" [[Running Gag]] Colin had been instigating throughout the episode. While it helped bring the song to an epic collapse, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAZY2B3_lYU everyone else had a hand in it.]
** The "Calling Out the Wrong Name in Bed" playing, the piece de le resistance for the "Meow" [[Running Gag]] Colin had been instigating throughout the episode. While it helped bring the song to an epic collapse, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAZY2B3_lYU everyone else had a hand in it.]
{{quote| '''Wayne''': One night I was getting freaky<br />
{{quote|'''Wayne''': One night I was getting freaky
'''Drew''': With my luh...girl Elaine (''botches line'')<br />
'''Drew''': With my luh...girl Elaine (''botches line'')
'''Colin''': Boy, we had some fun<br />
'''Colin''': Boy, we had some fun
'''Ryan''': And then ''(yells gibberish at Drew)''<br />
'''Ryan''': And then ''(yells gibberish at Drew)''
'''Wayne''': (''collapses in hysterics'')<br />
'''Wayne''': (''collapses in hysterics'')
'''Drew''': (''doubled over in laughter, embarrassment'')<br />
'''Drew''': (''doubled over in laughter, embarrassment'')
'''Colin''': Meow! }}
'''Colin''': Meow! }}
** The best part is the end, after it had completely derailed, and Colin is the only one still singing, everyone else is keeled over, laughing.
** The best part is the end, after it had completely derailed, and Colin is the only one still singing, everyone else is keeled over, laughing.
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* How about "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VXPKEKS-y8 I Can't Stop Thinking about Your Pants]?" Watch this, then try to hear the word "existential" without giggling anymore.
* How about "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VXPKEKS-y8 I Can't Stop Thinking about Your Pants]?" Watch this, then try to hear the word "existential" without giggling anymore.
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hdsqo5cP9o They Threw it Away]", mainly due to unresolved mother issues and attempted high notes. One YouTube comment even noted how this song qualifies as a [[Tear Jerker]] for the fictional musical:
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hdsqo5cP9o They Threw it Away]", mainly due to unresolved mother issues and attempted high notes. One YouTube comment even noted how this song qualifies as a [[Tear Jerker]] for the fictional musical:
{{quote| The trashman, scrounging for garbages to pick up. is asking himself what our world would be without them. His heart is crying about the fact that garbage men are unappreciated in the society. He then narrates his tragic childhood with his mother that led him to became a garbage man. He is "almost free" because he cannot escape his past. He then laments on how he wants to throw his heart away and just get away from it all.}}
{{quote|The trashman, scrounging for garbages to pick up. is asking himself what our world would be without them. His heart is crying about the fact that garbage men are unappreciated in the society. He then narrates his tragic childhood with his mother that led him to became a garbage man. He is "almost free" because he cannot escape his past. He then laments on how he wants to throw his heart away and just get away from it all.}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlZtNHYGlQg "These Aren't My Hips"] is a serious contender for that Tear Jerker position.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlZtNHYGlQg "These Aren't My Hips"] is a serious contender for that Tear Jerker position.
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XajUL5LdKxg You Fill My Life With Jell-O]".
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XajUL5LdKxg You Fill My Life With Jell-O]".
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* Easily the best playing, largely because of Greg's attempt at a Dutch accent [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTGAQzjr34M (SPAWN OF DE DEVILE, FROM DE CENTRE OF DE EARCE!)]
* Easily the best playing, largely because of Greg's attempt at a Dutch accent [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTGAQzjr34M (SPAWN OF DE DEVILE, FROM DE CENTRE OF DE EARCE!)]
** The look on Ryan's face when he tries to come up with a name is hilarious.
** The look on Ryan's face when he tries to come up with a name is hilarious.
{{quote| '''Ryan:''' I'm... (''confused'') Count Dracula.}}
{{quote|'''Ryan:''' I'm... (''confused'') Count Dracula.}}
** The nearsighted take, in which Greg misses Ryan and Wayne and starts yelling his lines at Drew, who offers him his glasses.
** The nearsighted take, in which Greg misses Ryan and Wayne and starts yelling his lines at Drew, who offers him his glasses.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwYnAxBivbc This Hollywood Director segment] with Greg and Ryan as rival bikers takes [[Ho Yay|a very interesting turn that nearly gives Drew a heart attack]].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwYnAxBivbc This Hollywood Director segment] with Greg and Ryan as rival bikers takes [[Ho Yay|a very interesting turn that nearly gives Drew a heart attack]].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJboVplcjQM Or this one] where everyone is doing Spanish accents.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJboVplcjQM Or this one] where everyone is doing Spanish accents.
{{quote| '''Kathy:''' Yoou know...I doo not dance for the likes of yooou.<br />
{{quote|'''Kathy:''' Yoou know...I doo not dance for the likes of yooou.
'''Wayne and Drew:''' *crack up laughing* <br />
'''Wayne and Drew:''' *crack up laughing*
'''Ryan:''' You're from Canada, aren't you?<br />
'''Ryan:''' You're from Canada, aren't you?
(Later)<br />
(Later)
'''Wayne:''' I said let go of the girls. Dude...I don't mean girls but girl.<br />
'''Wayne:''' I said let go of the girls. Dude...I don't mean girls but girl.
'''Ryan:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|"Funny how we all come from]] [[Did Not Do the Research|a different part of Spain..."]] }}
'''Ryan:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|"Funny how we all come from]] [[Did Not Do the Research|a different part of Spain..."]] }}
** Also:
** Also:
{{quote| '''Colin:''' Choo know, when I firs com to this contry with [[Noodle Implements|nothing but a hammer and a powerful laxative...]] I tot to myself, I wouldn't have to deal with this CROP!<br />
{{quote|'''Colin:''' Choo know, when I firs com to this contry with [[Noodle Implements|nothing but a hammer and a powerful laxative...]] I tot to myself, I wouldn't have to deal with this CROP!<br />
'''Ryan:''' Sorry, it's a Spanish piece, we thought-<br />
'''Ryan:''' Sorry, it's a Spanish piece, we thought-<br />
'''Colin:''' "Sponnish"? Is that what you are, ''Sponnish''? Pleh on you. }}
'''Colin:''' "Sponnish"? Is that what you are, ''Sponnish''? Pleh on you. }}
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* Ladies and gentlemen...[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfCk3oxiN6M Jailhouse Stomp.]
* Ladies and gentlemen...[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfCk3oxiN6M Jailhouse Stomp.]
* Ryan (playing Judge Frollo) began the game by telling Whoopi (playing Esmerelda), [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YkR5byDw2w "All right, there's your pole, get to it!"]
* Ryan (playing Judge Frollo) began the game by telling Whoopi (playing Esmerelda), [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YkR5byDw2w "All right, there's your pole, get to it!"]
{{quote| '''Wayne:''' (as Quasimodo) "He hit me on my hideously ugly ass!"<br />
{{quote|'''Wayne:''' (as Quasimodo) "He hit me on my hideously ugly ass!"
'''Ryan:''' (breaking character) "...A little [[Sammy Davis Jr|Sammy]] coming though there?!" }}
'''Ryan:''' (breaking character) "...A little [[Sammy Davis Jr|Sammy]] coming though there?!" }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdKCqj1i4r4 "I broke Ryan!"]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdKCqj1i4r4 "I broke Ryan!"]
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* ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]'' meets ''[[The Rocky Horror Picture Show]]'' and yes, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSa3EFCn-14 it even is more catchy than the original Time Warp.]
* ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]'' meets ''[[The Rocky Horror Picture Show]]'' and yes, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSa3EFCn-14 it even is more catchy than the original Time Warp.]
* How could Wayne's song to bodybuilder [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCIak-w0DOc Jane Tricker] be left out (hilarity starts at 1:40).
* How could Wayne's song to bodybuilder [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCIak-w0DOc Jane Tricker] be left out (hilarity starts at 1:40).
{{quote| '''Ryan''': What time do you ''want'' me to be home, honey?<br />
{{quote|'''Ryan''': What time do you ''want'' me to be home, honey?
'''Greg''': That woman would snap you in half like a praying mantis. }}
'''Greg''': That woman would snap you in half like a praying mantis. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XEtTZVdHvk EEEAAAAOOOOOOUGH!]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XEtTZVdHvk EEEAAAAOOOOOOUGH!]
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eA08Vj04o8 Wayne's fishlips.] That is all.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eA08Vj04o8 Wayne's fishlips.] That is all.
** You seem to have forgotten the fact that Colin kisses everybody. Then this happened:
** You seem to have forgotten the fact that Colin kisses everybody. Then this happened:
{{quote| '''Drew:''' And I thought Will and Grace was the gayest show on TV!}}
{{quote|'''Drew:''' And I thought Will and Grace was the gayest show on TV!}}
** And 'then' the cast members all show their wedding rings. Except for Jeff, because he doesn't have one, then he goes on to [[Ho Yay|kiss Colin]].
** And 'then' the cast members all show their wedding rings. Except for Jeff, because he doesn't have one, then he goes on to [[Ho Yay|kiss Colin]].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3yPlVWLXK0 Speaking of parts of Wayne's body...]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3yPlVWLXK0 Speaking of parts of Wayne's body...]
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** Ryan sings [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg8ClxxzpVI AGAIN!]
** Ryan sings [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg8ClxxzpVI AGAIN!]
* After a particularly disturbing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2ujVFM_mKs session:]
* After a particularly disturbing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2ujVFM_mKs session:]
{{quote| '''Drew''': Yes, Ryan ''used'' to be on two shows, [[It Makes Sense in Context|before he called me a fat horse on national television.]]}}
{{quote|'''Drew''': Yes, Ryan ''used'' to be on two shows, [[It Makes Sense in Context|before he called me a fat horse on national television.]]}}




=== Hats ===
=== Hats ===
* The playing where Greg Proops put on a big fish mask. For a few moments it's very quiet, then you can hear Greg laughing to himself. Finally he takes the mask off and says:
* The playing where Greg Proops put on a big fish mask. For a few moments it's very quiet, then you can hear Greg laughing to himself. Finally he takes the mask off and says:
{{quote| '''Greg''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}HWtaBEeblT8 I have a giant fish head on.] I'm forty-two [[Precision F-Strike|fucking]] years old.}}
{{quote|'''Greg''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}HWtaBEeblT8 I have a giant fish head on.] I'm forty-two [[Precision F-Strike|fucking]] years old.}}
** There are a few more from that skit, including Greg's "gatekeeper" and Wayne's Don King impression.
** There are a few more from that skit, including Greg's "gatekeeper" and Wayne's Don King impression.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnGqs8Iqc08 Related to the above...]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnGqs8Iqc08 Related to the above...]
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*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5kEG4Z23fw Here's the clip.] Compounding the hilarity is Jeff's "I-I'm [[Jeff Goldblum]], of course."
*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5kEG4Z23fw Here's the clip.] Compounding the hilarity is Jeff's "I-I'm [[Jeff Goldblum]], of course."
* This exchange from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0ZNoYgx1YM a game of Questions:]
* This exchange from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0ZNoYgx1YM a game of Questions:]
{{quote| Ryan: You're Canadian?<br />
{{quote|Ryan: You're Canadian?
Colin: Can't you tell?<br />
Colin: Can't you tell?
Ryan: Have you ever heard of a town called Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan?<br />
Ryan: Have you ever heard of a town called Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan?
Colin: Isn't that right beside...Left...Noob?<br />
Colin: Isn't that right beside...Left...Noob?
Ryan: (hesitates, turns wordlessly and leaves) }}
Ryan: (hesitates, turns wordlessly and leaves) }}