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'''Ryan''': ...<br />
'''Ryan''': ...<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
''{{[[[Screw This I'm Outta Here]] Exit Ryan}}]'' }}
''{{[[[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]] Exit Ryan}}]'' }}




== Those other Britons... ==
== Those other Britons... ==
* Griff Rhys Jones and John Sessions [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM4T6M54emk act out a silent movie] a la Charlie Chaplin. John hands Griff his shoe. [[The Gold Rush|He "eats" it]]. John hands him his sock. Griff ''[[I Ate What|literally]]'' eats it.
* Griff Rhys Jones and John Sessions [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM4T6M54emk act out a silent movie] a la Charlie Chaplin. John hands Griff his shoe. [[The Gold Rush|He "eats" it]]. John hands him his sock. Griff ''[[I Ate What?|literally]]'' eats it.
* Caroline Quentin: one that isn't quite so overshadowed from the shock value, where she and Josie are portraying female Arctic explorers... the first thing they do is ''complain about the weather and how it's drying their hair and everything.''
* Caroline Quentin: one that isn't quite so overshadowed from the shock value, where she and Josie are portraying female Arctic explorers... the first thing they do is ''complain about the weather and how it's drying their hair and everything.''


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** "Well, another crisis solved! Now it's time to find the guy who made that suggestion!"
** "Well, another crisis solved! Now it's time to find the guy who made that suggestion!"
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfeTAm65NE "Would you like some jello...Hitler?"]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfeTAm65NE "Would you like some jello...Hitler?"]
** Especially throughout the whole episode how the guys weren't allowed to do anything on Hitler [[Godwins Law|(for some unfathomable reason)]], so they took stabs at the topic occasionally, culminating in this bit from Hoedown:
** Especially throughout the whole episode how the guys weren't allowed to do anything on Hitler [[Godwin's Law|(for some unfathomable reason)]], so they took stabs at the topic occasionally, culminating in this bit from Hoedown:
{{quote| '''Ryan''': Our director, he really is the boss,<br />
{{quote| '''Ryan''': Our director, he really is the boss,<br />
At yelling and screaming, he's never at a loss,<br />
At yelling and screaming, he's never at a loss,<br />
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**** "9-1-1! What? Huh?"
**** "9-1-1! What? Huh?"
** (shaves head) "Man, I should have read my contract."
** (shaves head) "Man, I should have read my contract."
** [[Luke I Am Your Father|Drew Carey's my daddy.]]
** [[Luke, I Am Your Father|Drew Carey's my daddy.]]
** "I can't keep this secret any longer. [[Body Horror|Do you know why they always pick me to play the woman?]]"
** "I can't keep this secret any longer. [[Body Horror|Do you know why they always pick me to play the woman?]]"
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW2FHpp4Ryo Different things to say with a straight face. Both times.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW2FHpp4Ryo Different things to say with a straight face. Both times.]
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** Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, ''we'll'' have her back by 10. (cheeky grin)
** Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, ''we'll'' have her back by 10. (cheeky grin)
*** [[Crosses the Line Twice|Don't worry Mrs. Johnson, I'll have Mr. Johnson back by 10.]]
*** [[Crosses the Line Twice|Don't worry Mrs. Johnson, I'll have Mr. Johnson back by 10.]]
** Yeah, I'll have a [[Does This Remind You of Anything|foot-long?]]
** Yeah, I'll have a [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|foot-long?]]
*** Can you super-size ''that''?
*** Can you super-size ''that''?
** '''[[Eat the Dog|SCRUFFY!]]'''
** '''[[Eat the Dog|SCRUFFY!]]'''
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{{quote| '''Drew''': Statements that will get bleeped by the censor.<br />
{{quote| '''Drew''': Statements that will get bleeped by the censor.<br />
'''Wayne''': In Spanish, they call me El Grande Ricardo . But you can call me BIG ''DICK!''<br />
'''Wayne''': In Spanish, they call me El Grande Ricardo . But you can call me BIG ''DICK!''<br />
'''Greg''': I'm George Bush, and I'm a '''''[[Precision F Strike|FUCKING]]'''' [[Take That|Idja-min-it!]]<br />
'''Greg''': I'm George Bush, and I'm a '''''[[Precision F-Strike|FUCKING]]'''' [[Take That|Idja-min-it!]]<br />
'''Colin''': Here, ''pussy''!<br />
'''Colin''': Here, ''pussy''!<br />
'''Drew''': Outtakes from the first 100 episodes of "Whose Line".<br />
'''Drew''': Outtakes from the first 100 episodes of "Whose Line".<br />
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== Hoedown! ==
== Hoedown! ==
* Akin to ''any'' Hoedown, Ryan will protest he '''HATES THEM TO DEATH.''' However, after the "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLGcl-1cAQ Vending Machine Hoedown]" was screwed up so much, he used the [[Precision F Strike|magic word]].
* Akin to ''any'' Hoedown, Ryan will protest he '''HATES THEM TO DEATH.''' However, after the "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLGcl-1cAQ Vending Machine Hoedown]" was screwed up so much, he used the [[Precision F-Strike|magic word]].
* Perhaps one of the best Hoedowns involves [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3s1QZsltAM an epic putdown] against Colin by Chip, followed by a veritable verbal slaughter from Colin in retaliation. And it is hilarious.
* Perhaps one of the best Hoedowns involves [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3s1QZsltAM an epic putdown] against Colin by Chip, followed by a veritable verbal slaughter from Colin in retaliation. And it is hilarious.
** In fact, every verse in that Hoedown insults features an insult towards a player--not even Wayne, who had the luxury of sitting it out, was spared.
** In fact, every verse in that Hoedown insults features an insult towards a player--not even Wayne, who had the luxury of sitting it out, was spared.
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* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2FudNzcTck Excuse me, seen any tall freaks?]"
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2FudNzcTck Excuse me, seen any tall freaks?]"
** "I knew he was going to blame me for everything - like that elephant dung he was standing in. [[Toilet Humor|If I could do 'em that big I'd be a proud man.]]"
** "I knew he was going to blame me for everything - like that elephant dung he was standing in. [[Toilet Humor|If I could do 'em that big I'd be a proud man.]]"
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqBXKsEA7M After being blinded by his tie, it took me a while to see] [[Does This Remind You of Anything|that he actually had a banana seat sticking out the top of his pants...]]"
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqBXKsEA7M After being blinded by his tie, it took me a while to see] [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|that he actually had a banana seat sticking out the top of his pants...]]"
** "I didn't want the Firestone tires."
** "I didn't want the Firestone tires."
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO3uVW7ejpc This one] deserves a mention just for 'Big Wing Boy'.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO3uVW7ejpc This one] deserves a mention just for 'Big Wing Boy'.
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** Sometimes the interaction of skits is stated explicitly in their cards - doesn't make it any less funny. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQc0kGVg4yQ See here.]
** Sometimes the interaction of skits is stated explicitly in their cards - doesn't make it any less funny. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQc0kGVg4yQ See here.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E-tJBlntYg One session] involved Wayne as [[The Nutty Professor|the Klump family]], Colin as a 'guy in a bathtub who keeps getting interrupted' and Ryan as a 'bird making its nest'. The sketch took an odd turn as Colin 'slipped and fell' in his 'bathtub', leading to [[Pet the Dog|Ryan performing an airlift-rescue by pulling Colin up to safety.]] [[Mood Whiplash|Then Colin and Wayne tear up Ryan and eat him.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E-tJBlntYg One session] involved Wayne as [[The Nutty Professor|the Klump family]], Colin as a 'guy in a bathtub who keeps getting interrupted' and Ryan as a 'bird making its nest'. The sketch took an odd turn as Colin 'slipped and fell' in his 'bathtub', leading to [[Pet the Dog|Ryan performing an airlift-rescue by pulling Colin up to safety.]] [[Mood Whiplash|Then Colin and Wayne tear up Ryan and eat him.]]
** Similarly, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xA1abdyRxY another] session had Colin as a drunken fireman and Ryan as a goldfish, which ultimately ended with [[What the Hell Hero|Colin throwing out Ryan and using his goldfish bowl to extinguish a fire.]] Yes, [[The Ace|Ryan]] has his [[Butt Monkey]] moments too, they're just easier to miss.
** Similarly, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xA1abdyRxY another] session had Colin as a drunken fireman and Ryan as a goldfish, which ultimately ended with [[What the Hell, Hero?|Colin throwing out Ryan and using his goldfish bowl to extinguish a fire.]] Yes, [[The Ace|Ryan]] has his [[Butt Monkey]] moments too, they're just easier to miss.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WMPNUFemHE This.] From Wayne doing his own WWE intro at the beginning, to Ryan as a 'defrosting neanderthal' who only starts moving (and other stuff) at the end of it.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WMPNUFemHE This.] From Wayne doing his own WWE intro at the beginning, to Ryan as a 'defrosting neanderthal' who only starts moving (and other stuff) at the end of it.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTmu_9wu6M0 Wayne] as '[[ET the Extraterrestrial (Film)|ET's manic fratboy brother]]' MUST be seen to be believed.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTmu_9wu6M0 Wayne] as '[[ET the Extraterrestrial (Film)|ET's manic fratboy brother]]' MUST be seen to be believed.
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== Hats ==
== Hats ==
* The playing where Greg Proops put on a big fish mask. For a few moments it's very quiet, then you can hear Greg laughing to himself. Finally he takes the mask off and says:
* The playing where Greg Proops put on a big fish mask. For a few moments it's very quiet, then you can hear Greg laughing to himself. Finally he takes the mask off and says:
{{quote| '''Greg''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWtaBEeblT8 I have a giant fish head on.] I'm forty-two [[Precision F Strike|fucking]] years old.}}
{{quote| '''Greg''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWtaBEeblT8 I have a giant fish head on.] I'm forty-two [[Precision F-Strike|fucking]] years old.}}
** There are a few more from that skit, including Greg's "gatekeeper" and Wayne's Don King impression.
** There are a few more from that skit, including Greg's "gatekeeper" and Wayne's Don King impression.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnGqs8Iqc08 Related to the above...]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnGqs8Iqc08 Related to the above...]
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* How have we gotten this far without mentioning Russell Norman?!
* How have we gotten this far without mentioning Russell Norman?!
* Done several times by Louise Grime. [[Justified Trope|Justified]] because Brian Lofthouse was mostly just an [[Expy]] of Terence Black, who was in turn a [[Distaff Counterpart]] of Annie Symons.
* Done several times by Louise Grime. [[Justified Trope|Justified]] because Brian Lofthouse was mostly just an [[Expy]] of Terence Black, who was in turn a [[Distaff Counterpart]] of Annie Symons.
* [[Names the Same]]: Who knew a certain Associate Director [[Steve Blum|would move on to voicing over licensed anime?]]
* [[Name's the Same]]: Who knew a certain Associate Director [[Steve Blum|would move on to voicing over licensed anime?]]
* [[Wild Mass Guessing|Makeup designer Eva Marieges Moore disguised herself as Emma Elsworth to join the production team]].
* [[Wild Mass Guessing|Makeup designer Eva Marieges Moore disguised herself as Emma Elsworth to join the production team]].
** Hey, anything to get closer to Jim Imber and Adrian O'Brien!
** Hey, anything to get closer to Jim Imber and Adrian O'Brien!