Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?/Quotes

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Indiana Jones: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie!
Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!

Jock: Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya?

Indiana Jones: Snakes. Why'd it have be snakes?

Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
Sharks. Why did it have to be sharks?

I have fought a Grizzly Bear, tracked a Cobra to its lair,
Killed a Crocodile who dared to cross my path
But the thing I really dread, when I've just got out of bed

Is to find that there's a Spider in the bath...
Flanders and Swann, "The Spider"

The only thing we have to fear is FEAR ITSELF. . . and spiders.

That was a small army, this is a big spider!
Gilgamesh, Girl Genius