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## Humans are destroying the planet Earth's ecosystem, so [[Kill All Humans|killing all humans]] will [[Green Aesop|save the planet]]... oh wait, if you destroy the planet, it will also destroy the ecosystem. Well, at least they won't be able to spread like weeds throughout the galaxy, ruining countless other ecosystems.
## [[Abusive Precursors|After creating your race, they've been bad parents.]]
## In fact, they [[Turned Against Their Masters|enslaved]] your [[Battlestar Galactica Reimagined(2004 TV series)|robotic]]/genetic ancestors [[Creating Life|after creating them.]]
## [[In Your Nature to Destroy Yourselves|They'll destroy themselves anyway]], so why not do it <s>humanely</s> alienly?
## [[Anti-Human Alliance|Because it will help patch up relations with neighboring aliens]].