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From the Alan Moore run comes this gem, from the funeral of a dead killer cyborg of the kind that was everywhere in the Dark Age of comics:

Priest: Though known to all the world as H.A.R.M., his close friends called him Chuck. Born Chalres Sweeney in Cleveland, 1946, he had one childish dream: He wanted to weigh fifteen hundred pounds with ground-to-air bazookas in his shoulders.