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{{quote|'''Adam:''' Now, the ''box'' jellyfish is one of the most lethal foes you'll encounter in your average swimming pool. They prefer temperatures between 79 and 82 degrees, and they give a ''nasty'' stink. If you see one, just swim in the other direction, and remember: he's just as afraid of you. }}
{{quote|'''Adam:''' Now, the ''box'' jellyfish is one of the most lethal foes you'll encounter in your average swimming pool. They prefer temperatures between 79 and 82 degrees, and they give a ''nasty'' stink. If you see one, just swim in the other direction, and remember: he's just as afraid of you. }}
** Jamie is well aware of this; in one episode, while Adam was in the middle of doing this, he turned around and said "You're doing your [[David Attenborough]] thing again, aren't you?", causing Adam to bust up laughing.
** Jamie is well aware of this; in one episode, while Adam was in the middle of doing this, he turned around and said "You're doing your [[David Attenborough]] thing again, aren't you?", causing Adam to bust up laughing.
* Done in an early ''[[MASH]]'' episode, with Hawkeye describing an encounter between Frank and Margaret in this fashion:
* Done in an early ''[[M*A*S*H (television)|M*A*S*H]]'' episode, with Hawkeye describing an encounter between Frank and Margaret in this fashion:
{{quote|"Observe the female of the species. Seemingly calm and detached, her tiny GI bosom is beating wildly, because she senses the presence of her frequent partner, the notorious red-necked nose-breather. Uh-oh, the signaling process has begun. Eyeballs are exchanged, and our khaki lovers do their famous 'Where'll we meet today?' ritual. It is almost impossible for the uninitiated to discern any connection between these two US Army majors. Yet, the trained observer will see that what these two officers have in mind is to arrange a bit of brass rubbing."}}
{{quote|"Observe the female of the species. Seemingly calm and detached, her tiny GI bosom is beating wildly, because she senses the presence of her frequent partner, the notorious red-necked nose-breather. Uh-oh, the signaling process has begun. Eyeballs are exchanged, and our khaki lovers do their famous 'Where'll we meet today?' ritual. It is almost impossible for the uninitiated to discern any connection between these two US Army majors. Yet, the trained observer will see that what these two officers have in mind is to arrange a bit of brass rubbing."}}
* There was an episode of ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line]]'' wherein Wayne made a crack about observing "the wild Canadian in his natural habitat".
* There was an episode of ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line]]'' wherein Wayne made a crack about observing "the wild Canadian in his natural habitat".