Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory/Radar

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "I am now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!"
  • Wonka would enjoy it if you licked his snozzberries.
  • "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." Which is a quote from Ogden Nash about how to get a woman into bed.
  • That weird machine exploding cream all over the place looks mighty suspicious. Especially when it gets Mrs Teevee right in the face.