Wings Do Nothing/Playing With

Wings do Nothing: A character has wings, but cannot fly.

Straight: Bob has wings coming out of his back, but cannot fly.
Exaggerated: Bob has huge wings that are almost as big as the rest of his body, and cannot fly.
Downplayed: Bob can use his wings to glide short distances.
Justified: Bob's wings are too small to carry his weight.
Inverted: Bob has no wings or other body part that could let him fly, but he can fly anyway.
Subverted: Bob cannot use his wings to fly, but it turns out that's because his wing was injured.
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