Wizards/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "They killed Fritz! THEY KILLED FRITZ! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged..."
  • The priests' prayer. Even better when it's revealed to be over five hours long.