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In the movies, there always has to be a plot twist. That means things always go wrong once before you get to the happy ending! —Viewtiful Joe, explaining why the villains are in good shape now.

No figuring out the plot and killing the actual villain five minutes into the adventure. —Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG #182

Cucumber: If the bad guys need these stones to resurrect the Nightmare Knight, then wouldn't it make a lot more sense to get rid of them, and prevent any of this from happening at all? Cabbage: What? No! What? That's IMPOSSIBLE! Cucumber: ...But they're right here. Cabbage: It's boring, then! You don't want to go down as the most boring legendary hero in history, do you? —Cucumber Quest