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{{quote|''"Who makes all these?"''<br />
{{quote|''"Who makes all these?"''
''"I do! *clang!* And I practice with them *clang!* three hours a day *clang!*!"''<br />
''"I do! *clang!* And I practice with them *clang!* three hours a day *clang!*!"''
''"You need to find yourself a girl, mate."''|''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]''}}
''"You need to find yourself a girl, mate."''|''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]''}}


{{quote|'''Kochanski:''' Rimmer?<br />
{{quote|'''Kochanski:''' Rimmer?
'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am?<br />
'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am?
'''Kochanski:''' Have sex with someone, and that's an order.<br />
'''Kochanski:''' Have sex with someone, and that's an order.
'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am, right away.<br />
'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am, right away.
'''Lister:''' ''(Handing Rimmer a business card)'' Here, ring this number, say I sent you, tell them it's an emergency.|''[[Red Dwarf]]'' }}
'''Lister:''' ''(Handing Rimmer a business card)'' Here, ring this number, say I sent you, tell them it's an emergency.|''[[Red Dwarf]]'' }}


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{{quote|"Still, a man like you and it's been ''four years''. I have immense personal respect for you, wizard, but that's just....sad."|'''Lara Raith''', ''[[The Dresden Files|White Night]]''}}
{{quote|"Still, a man like you and it's been ''four years''. I have immense personal respect for you, wizard, but that's just....sad."|'''Lara Raith''', ''[[The Dresden Files|White Night]]''}}


{{quote|'''Lady Macbeth:''' My plan ''will'' work! Macbeth just needs to screw his courage to his sticking place!<br />
{{quote|'''Lady Macbeth:''' My plan ''will'' work! Macbeth just needs to screw his courage to his sticking place!
'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' No. [[Deadpan Snarker|He needs to screw his courage to]] ''[[Deadpan Snarker|your]]'' [[Double Entendre|sticking place.]]<br />
'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' No. [[Deadpan Snarker|He needs to screw his courage to]] ''[[Deadpan Snarker|your]]'' [[Double Entendre|sticking place.]]<br />
'''Lady Macbeth:''' ''(gasps)''<br />
'''Lady Macbeth:''' ''(gasps)''<br />
'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' Yeah. I said it. Because, sister, you need a hobby or an orgasm, ''stat''.|''[[Sassy Gay Friend]]: [[Macbeth]]''}}
'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' Yeah. I said it. Because, sister, you need a hobby or an orgasm, ''stat''.|''[[Sassy Gay Friend]]: [[Macbeth]]''}}


{{quote|'''Jubilee:''' I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I don’t see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!<br />
{{quote|'''Jubilee:''' I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I don’t see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!
'''Bobby:''' Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!|[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]}}
'''Bobby:''' Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!|[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]}}


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