You No Take Candle/Quotes

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    Kobold: You no take candle!

    A player character: Oh yes I take candle - I think I kill kobold, too!
    —A response to the Kobold's trademark line in World of Warcraft, from an RP server.
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    Blackadder: Tell me, young crone, is this Putney?
    Young Crone: That it be! That it be!

    Blackadder: Yes it is, not "that it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist.
    Blackadder II, "Bells"
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