You No Take Candle/Quotes

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Kobold: You no take candle!

A player character: Oh yes I take candle - I think I kill kobold, too!
—A response to the Kobold's trademark line in World of Warcraft, from an RP server.

Blackadder: Tell me, young crone, is this Putney?
Young Crone: That it be! That it be!

Blackadder: Yes it is, not "that it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist.
Blackadder II, "Bells"