Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series/Funny: Difference between revisions

{{quote| '''Kaiba''': (''over the phone'') I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi, and then I dueled him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.<br />

{{quote| '''Joey''': (''after Kaiba ripped Grandpa's Blue Eyes White Dragon'') What the heck did you do that for?<br />

'''Kaiba''': So that it could never be used against me.<br />

'''Yugi''': In that case, why not just tear up every card in the whole world?!<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba''': I'm here for your Blue Eyes, old man, and I won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me.<br />

'''Yugi's Grandpa''': No.<br />

{{quote| '''Tea''': Gather round everyone and I'll mark us with a special sign! (''Draws a smiley face on their hands'')<br />

'''Joey''': Hey, Tea, not for nothing, but ain't this permanent marker?<br />

'''Tea''': Oh...whoops...<br />

'''Joey''': What the heck were you carrying that thing around for anyway?<br />

'''Tea''': I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school.<br />

'''Tristan''': Hey, my wallets missing!<br />

{{quote| '''Grandpa:''' Playing a card game has somehow caused me to become severely injured!}}

{{quote| '''Grandpa''': I just hope this isn't one of those [[The Ring|cursed videotapes]] that are all the rage these days...<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi''': Now I will defeat you with the cards I stole- I mean that Joey let me borrow.}}

** Rex and Weevil's [[Beavis and Butthead (Animation)|Beavis and Butthead]]-esque exchanges:

{{quote| '''Rex:''' Hey, Weevil, check it out; my dinosaur's ''horny''. Huhuh. Geddit?}}

** "Let's see how your Grandpa manages... ''without his '''soul!'''''" To a non-[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] fan, that's so out of nowhere, and the delivery is perfect.

{{quote| '''Yugi:''' Grandpa... Grandpa!<br />

'''Joey:''' Hey Yug, down in front!<br />

** "You're here, there's noooothing I fear..."

{{quote| '''Yugi:''' Sure, Joey, sure. *cue ironside theme* }}

** Weevil turning into [[Beavis and Butthead (Animation)Butt-Head|Cornholilo]].

{{quote| '''Yami:''' Yu-Gi-Oh is sponsored by Yugios. They're [[Crunchtastic|Yugilicious]]. Wait a minute, "Yugilicious?" Is that even a word?<br />

{{quote| '''Mokuba''': Stealing makes everything better.<br />

'''Yami''': No! Wait! Mokuba! You mustn't do this thing! Think! What would your brother say if he could see you right now?<br />

'''Seto''' (''in Mokuba's imagination''): Well done, Mokuba! Now steal something from Joey, too!<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi''': Did you just throw a harpoon at me?<br />

'''Mako''': Um, I didn't want you to leave. And I wasn't sure how else to get your attention.<br />

{{quote| '''Henchman''': (''to Kaiba'') Don't move a muscle or we'll shoot you with our [[Family-Friendly Firearms|invisible guns]].<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan:''' My voice gives me super strength!<br />

{{quote| '''Joey''': Get bent, you freaky fish guy!<br />

'''Mako''': I am not a freaky fish guy!<br />

{{quote| '''Mokuba:''' What's wrong, Seto?<br />

{{quote| '''Seto:''' Just look at Bakura.<br />

'''Mokuba:''' Who the heck is Bakura?<br />

{{quote| '''Seto:''' Now, I'm going to hide in some disclosed location. You stay here and guard my multimillion dollar company while I'm gone. Kay, thanks.<br />

'''Mokuba:''' But, Seto! What if an evil group tries to take over while you're missing?<br />

'''Seto:''' Oh, come on, Mokuba. What are the odds of that happening?<br />

(''cut to scene of Pegasus'')<br />

'''Pegasus:''' So, let me get this straight, gentlemen. Now that Kaiba boy has gone missing, your evil group wishes to seize control of his company?<br />

'''Group of men:''' That is correct.<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan''': Yugi, I think I'm pregnant! And ''you're'' the father!<br />

{{quote| '''Téa''': Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Bakura's the- <br />

{{quote| '''Yami''': Does anyone believe for ''even one second'' that this guy is a ghost?<br />

'''Tristan''': I do!<br />

'''Yami''': Anyone ''besides'' Tristan?<br />

(''pause'')<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan''': That ghost didn't scare me, even if I did just sh*t my pants!}}

{{quote| '''Yami''': Aha! See? You're not a ghost at all! You're some kind of... gay clown, apparently.}}

{{quote| '''Yami''': If you're a ghost then I'm straight.}}

{{quote| '''Bakura''': This is my favorite card!<br />

** Also from Episode 8:

{{quote| '''Bakura''': There's something else I need to tell you. (Millennium Ring activates, changing from Good!Bakura into Evil!Bakura) You're a bunch of idiots.<br />

'''Yugi''': This came completely out of nowhere!<br />

{{quote| '''Joey''': Wait! Don't run with those scissors!<br />

'''Tristan's Voice''': You're not the boss of me! *smack* Ouch!<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan''': Hey, Joey! I'm back to watch your card game!<br />

* Episode 9:

{{quote| '''Bakura''': (''possessing a card'') I've taken control of this woman's body in order to save you guys. And I don't mind telling you it feels bloody great!<br />

{{quote| '''Bakura''': I shall be a main character! Even if it takes me another two hundred bloody episodes.}}

* Episode 10, where it cuts to a parody of the ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' opening sequence complete with [[Gag Sub|Gag Subs]]s for the theme song:

{{quote| "The card game's thesis/will soon be set in defense mode/with surging hot life-points/if you activate a trap card/Embracing the Swords of Revealing Light/young boy, play some card games"}}

** [[Dungeons and& Dragons (Tabletop Game)|"I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!"]]

{{quote| '''Joey:''' Geez, this is a lousy episode. It reminds me of our spinoff show, ''Yu-Gi-Oh DMX''.<br />

''Cue Yu-Gi-Oh GX opening with DMX's "X Gonna Give It To Ya".''<br />

'''Joey:''' Honestly, who would want to watch a bunch of rap artists playing card games?<br />

'''Tristan:''' Hey, I like that show.<br />

{{quote| '''Yami:''' Bullying is just wrong. [[Family-Unfriendly Aesop|Destroying people's brains with magical powers is A-OK!]]}}

** Let's not forget that Episode 10 is [[The One With...]] [[New Rules Asas the Plot Demands]].

{{quote| '''Yami''': With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle, shattering its flotation ring thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters!<br />

{{quote| '''Mai:''' Could I have my star chips back now?<br />

'''Yami:''' Only if you beg me. C'mon, get on your knees.<br />

'''Mai:''' You're kidding, right?<br />

{{quote| '''Bakura:''' You blokes are a bunch of wankers.}}

{{quote| '''Bakura:''' Oh, that's just my gaydar. My father had it installed in my Millennium Ring in order to protect me, because [[Bifauxnen|I look so bloody effeminate]]!<br />

{{quote| '''Pegasus:''' ''Ooo-oo-ooh!'' I can sense you, Kaiba boy! And when you get here...I'm going to spice up your life. ''[Cut to credits as "Wannabe" plays]''}}

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' ''Screw the rules, I have green hair!''}}

{{quote| "You don't know what you're up against. Pegasus is ruthless. [[Camp Gay|Camp...]] but ruthless!}}

{{quote| '''Bakura''': (''voiceover'') I was watching you play card games with your mates, when my Millennium Ring started pointing towards your Millennium Puzzle! I can't imagine why.<br />

{{quote| '''[i think adult swim is gonna sue somebody]'''}}

{{quote| '''Bakura:''' Tell my fangirls... I love them...}}

** [[Michael Jackson (Music)|Thriller]]. That is all.

{{quote| '''Yugi''': Hang on a second, are we rhyming too?<br />

'''Joey''': Don't ask me, I ain't got a clue.<br />

'''Yugi''': This is like something out of [[Dr. Seuss]].<br />

'''Tea''': I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose.<br />

'''Bakura''': Everyone seems to have gone all rhymey.<br />

{{quote| '''Joey''': Let this be a lesson to ya Yug. Never, under any circumstances, leave your beaver exposed.<br />

'''Yugi''': You're right Joey. My beaver was on full display. Next time I'll take better care of my beaver.<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba''': Shut up Mokuba. Mommy and Daddy are talking.}}

{{quote| '''Pegasus''': I turned Mokuba into a monster card. And he doesn't have any attack or defense points.<br />

{{quote| '''Bakura''': Oh my, I wonder if those are the gay people?}}

{{quote| '''Para''': It appears that we have run out of luck!<br />

{{quote| '''Para''': We are villains who like to rhyme.<br />

'''Dox''': In fact we do it all the time.<br />

'''Para''': You may think it's rather crass.<br />

{{quote| '''Soundtrack''': ''[[Weebl and Bob|Everyone loves Magical Trevor cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever...]]''<br />

{{quote| '''Para:''' Against our Gate Guardian, you stand no chance.<br />

{{quote| '''Yami''': Yeah, well at least I'm not adopted! <br />

{{quote| '''Yami''': I activate Asexual Reproduction! Prepare to be completely smothered by my giant hairy balls!}}

{{quote| '''Kaiba''': How the hell did you do that?<br />

{{quote| '''Yami''': Kaiba must die!<br />

{{quote| '''Yami:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Oh no. Whatever would we do without you.]]}}

{{quote| '''Yugi''': But what would Grandpa say?<br />

{{quote| '''Yami''': Oh, [[Gosh Dang It to Heck|poopie!]]<br />

** "I'm here for my ballet classes. I should warn you, I look damn good in a tutu!" [http://slifertheskydragon.deviantart.com/art/Yugioh-TAS-the-Musical-79527486 What has been thought can't be unthought.]{{Dead link}}

{{quote| '''Tea''': And then we got married and [[Babies Ever After|had two beautiful children]].<br />

{{quote| '''Yami Yugi:''' Dude, don't you think you're overreacting a little? I mean, it's just a card game.<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' Now it's time for the ultimate cartoon showdown - Japanese cartoon animation versus American cartoon animation!<br />

'''Bandit Keith:''' Hey! you can't use that word! It belongs to America! Only Americans are allowed to-<br />

{{quote| '''Tea:''' Look! It's Skankety Slut-Slut!}}

{{quote| '''Mai''': Pegasus' castle. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.<br />

'''Kemo''': Attention duelists! You are not duelists! May I please see your identification?<br />

'''Tea''': Me love you long time?<br />

'''Mai''': You don't need to see their identification.<br />

'''Kemo''': I don't need to see your identification.<br />

{{quote| '''Bandit Keith''': Now, time for a little Bandit Keith fanservice! In America!}}

{{quote| '''Tristan:''' Hey look, a rope! We can hang Bakura with this! Then we'll have a corpse!<br />

'''Bakura:''' That never happened in the Goonies!<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi:''' Gramps, are you okay?<br />

'''Grandpa:''' Of course I'm not okay! You put me in a home!<br />

'''Yugi:''' What? No I didn't.<br />

'''Grandpa:''' Yes you did! You couldn't stand the sight of me anymore, so you had me sent away! I swear, kids these days! They have no respect for their elders!<br />

'''Yugi:''' Grandpa, you're not in a home. You've been kidnapped.<br />

'''Grandpa:''' What?<br />

'''Yugi:''' Pegasus put your soul into a card, and now he's forcing me to duel him in a tournament to rescue you.<br />

'''Grandpa:''' What?<br />

'''Yugi:''' Grandpa, is your hearing aid switched on?<br />

'''Grandpa:''' What? Just a second, I think my hearing aid isn't switched on.<br />

{{quote| '''Bakura''': Now it's time for some Bakura fanservice! (''screen goes black'') Oh bugger! It's the credits!}}

{{quote| '''Announcer:''' Mai Valentine is a seasoned competitor with a long list of victories. Let's take a look at her dueling history. First she faced Joey Wheeler... And lost. Then she went up against Panik... And lost. Her last match before entering the finals was against Tea Gardner, which, of course, she must have won... Oh, my mistake, she surrendered. I think I speak for everyone when I ask: What's wrong with this picture?<br />

'''Bandit Keith:''' I pledge allegiance to your death!<br />

{{quote| '''Joey:''' Alright Yugi, I'm gonna give it my all, and try my best against you!<br />

'''Ýami:''' Like hell!<br />

'''Joey:''' Nyeh?<br />

'''Ýami:''' Face it Joey, you're a terrible duelist! You've only gotten this far because I've been telling you what to do! I mean, you've got Baby Dragon in your deck! Baby-freaking-Dragon! I bet you don't even remember why you entered this tournament in the first place!<br />

'''Joey:''' Sure I do! Because uh... you told me... to?<br />

'''Yami:''' It was your sister, you silly little man! She needs an operation!<br />

'''Joey:''' Why, is she sick?<br />

{{quote| '''Yami''': I summon [[Follow the Leader|LittleKuriboh impostors!]]<br />

{{quote| '''Yami:''' Couldn't I just Mind Crush him?<br />

'''Yugi:''' You can't fix all your problems by Mind Crushing people!<br />

'''Yami:''' Oh, come on, just one little Mind Crush, it'll barely hurt him.<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan:''' My voice gives me kung-fu!}}

{{quote| ''[As an unconscious Pegasus is carried past by a guard]''<br />

{{quote| '''Pegasus''': We fell in love instantly and decided to get married. Then when we were standing at the altar, something very unexpected happened. [[Made of Explodium|You exploded]]... Yeah, that was kinda weird.}}

{{quote| '''Pegasus''': At long last I was reunited with you, my love. I thought my dreams had finally come true. But then, you exploded. Again. You really need to stop doing that.}}

{{quote| '''Pegasus''': You took out the wrong eyeball, you fool!}}

{{quote| '''Yami''': By the way, have you ever seen ''[[Labyrinth (Film)|Labyrinth]]''?<br />

'''Shadi''': No. Why?<br />

'''Yami''': No reason. <br />

{{quote| '''Rebecca''': I'm looking for Solomon Muto!<br />

'''Yugi''': Who the hell is Solomon Muto?<br />

'''Tea''': Yugi, that's your grandpa.<br />

{{quote| '''Tea''': Shut up. Yugi's grandpa would never lie. He's the wisest man I've ever met.<br />

{{quote| '''Grandpa:''' We met in Egypt, where we bonded over our mutual hatred of young people. There, Arthur shared some very radical theories with me.<br />

'''Arthur:''' I believe that the Ancient Egyptians used to play Yu-Gi-Oh cards in their spare time.<br />

'''Grandpa:''' Nonsense! Next you'll be telling me that the Romans played Pokémon!<br />

'''Arthur:''' But it's true! See how this card barely resembles these hieroglyphs!<br />

{{quote| '''Arthur:''' Let's play a game of Duel Monsters to decide who gets to live.<br />

* Episode 21:

{{quote| '''Kaiba''': (''being chained up'') What the hell is the point of this scene?<br />

{{quote| '''Edena''': Hello, I'm Princess Edena.<br />

{{quote| '''Joey''': Bye, darling!<br />

{{quote| '''Tea''': Joey, no! We mustn't let Tristan breed!}}

{{quote| '''Duke''': We'll play Dungeon Dice Monsters, a game of my own creation. We each take it in turns to draw dice.<br />

'''Yami''': So it's just like Duel Monsters.<br />

'''Duke''': Then we use those dice to summon holographic monsters to the field.<br />

'''Yami''': So it's just like Duel Monsters.<br />

'''Duke''': Both opponents are given three Heart Points, and when they run out, the game is-<br />

'''Yami''': So it's just like Duel Monsters.<br />

'''Duke''': Hey, stop it! My game is nothing like Duel Monsters!<br />

'''Yami''': Prove it then!<br />

''(Pause)''<br />

'''Duke''': My game uses dice.<br />

{{quote| '''Duke''': [Pegasus] was incredible! It was like he'd played Dungeon Dice Monsters his whole life!<br />

{{quote| '''Duke''': If I win you must swear on the life of your grandfather that you'll never play card games ever again!<br />

{{quote| '''Duke (with Sexy Back playing)''': I owe you guys an apology. I treated you all like crap. Do you think we can still be friends in season two?<br />

'''Yugi''': Only if you stop using that annoying theme music.<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba''': Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for eternity?<br />

'''Ishizu''': Yes.<br />

'''Kaiba''': [[Punctuated! forFor! Emphasis!|Best. Destiny. Ever.]] }}

{{quote| '''Mokuba''': Hey, big brother, can I watch [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Animation)|SpongeBob]]?<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' Can we stop talking like this? I'm getting dizzy.}}

{{quote| '''Yugi''': Okay, Pharaoh, you can thank me later. And remember, no hickeys! (switches to Yami)<br />

** "Brainwashing people is fun!"

** '''Tea''': "This is a dream come true! I can't believe I'm on a date with the Pharaoh. I've got the play it cool. That means no friendship speeches. No matter how tempting it is I mustn't do a friendship speech. I mustn't!"

{{quote| '''Yami''': "Hey Tea, who do you think of-" <br />

'''Tea''': "Friendship is the best thing ever! Don't you agree?" *inwardly* "Dammit!" <br />

{{quote| '''Bystander 1:''' Oh my god, he's attacking her!<br />

* This song, set to the "Something There" song from [[Disney Animated Canon|Disney's]] ''[[Beauty and The Beast (Disney)|Beauty and Thethe Beast]]''.

{{quote| ''"F*cking birds!''<br />

''This date is lame,''<br />

''It's such a bore''<br />

''I'd rather be home playing card games more and more!''<br />

''If you ask me,''<br />

''Téa's a whore''<br />

{{quote| '''Baby Pharaoh:''' (speaking in adult Pharaoh voice) Wah! Wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple!}}

{{quote| '''Yami:''' You're just ''[[Sound Effect Bleep|BLEEP]]''ing with me, aren't you?<br />

{{quote| '''Joey''': Does it say anything about me on your magic computer box thing?<br />

'''Shopkeeper''': Let's see...<br />

'''[[Rick Astley]]''': ''Never gonna give you up/Never gonna let you down...<br />

'''Joey''': That bastard Kaiba [[Rickroll|Rickrolled]]ed me! }}

** "[[Looney Tunes (Animation)|I claim this card in the name of Mars! Isn't that lovely?]]"

{{quote| '''Grandpa''': While I'm out here sweeping the floor, Yugi's inside talking to his imaginary boyfriend. }}

{{quote| '''Tristan''': I'm sorry, Serenity can't come to the phone right now as she's about to be deflowered.}}

{{quote| '''Young Kaiba:''' You guys call yourselves bullies? He's not even bleeding! You're all fired, I want you out of this orphanage by tomorrow morning. You make me sick.}}

* Episode 30: Yugi and Marik recite the entire opening cutscene from ''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night]]''.

{{quote| '''Arkana''': Here's an old saying among high rollers and card sharks: "Always trust your opponent, but only after ''you've'' cut their deck".<br />

{{quote| '''Marik''': Now be gone Mr. Tweetums, I'm trying to stalk my nemesis.}}

{{quote| '''Tristan''': Yeah, I can break necks with my mind!}}

{{quote| '''Grandpa''': Jeff Goldblum? He's one of the most powerful cards in all of duel monsters.}}

* Episode 32: The redub of ''[[Star Trek: theThe Next Generation]]'' at the beginning.

{{quote| '''Marik''': My name is Marik Ishtar.<br />

'''Florence''': I don't care.<br />

{{quote| <s>Yami Bakura</s> '''Florence''': Face it, [[Bishounen|you're about as manly as a]] [[Square Enix]] character. Shall I call you [[Final Fantasy XII|Captain Basch]] from [[Memetic Mutation|Dalmasca?]]}}

{{quote| '''Random Kid:''' Hey dad, I wanna see the freaky fish guy make the whale jump over a rock like in ''Free Willy'' *gets hit with a harpoon* Gaaaaaaah!!!<br />

'''Joey:''' Mako!<br />

{{quote| '''Umbra:''' Secretly unbeknownst to them, Steve, we are flipping them off below our cloaks!<br />

{{quote| '''Mokuba:''' I can't believe I've gone almost an entire season without being kidnapped! Wait 'til Seto hears about this!<br />

'''Steves:''' Surprise!<br />

** [[All -Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder|I'm the goddamn Kaibaman]].

{{quote| '''Yugi''': Losing a children's card game has caused me to have an existential crisis!<br />

'''Tea''': I have prepared a friendship speech for such an occasion!<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' Come on, lets land on him. It would be funny.}}

{{quote| '''Marik:''' Oh, what the '''''[[Sound Effect Bleep|(EFF)]]''''' is this bullcrap?! I wanted to duel the Pharaoh, not ''this'' little dickweed! This gives me effeminate fury!}}

{{quote| '''Florence''': Pyramid Head, stop humping Nemesis! I knew I should've had him neutered.}}

{{quote| '''Marik''': Bakura... I command you to rise and shine, sleepyhead!<br />

<s>Yami Bakura</s> '''Florence''': Oh, great...now the fangirls have started invading my dreams, too...<br />

{{quote| <s>Yami Bakura</s> '''Florence''': Why don't you go buy yourself some more spray-on tan?<br />

{{quote| '''Bakura''': "You sound nervous. Is it the accent? Do you want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker; one night he went a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours ''boiling hot tea'' all over her. Then he comes at me with a teapot and asks ''''Why so British?''''."}}

{{quote| '''Mai Valentine''': My breasts are not fake!<br />

{{quote| '''Mai Valentine:''' It finally happened! I killed a man with my breasts!}}

{{quote| '''Jean-Claude Magnum:''' If you won't marry me, then I'm going to kidnap you instead, since that appears to be the default response to anything on this show!<br />

'''Yami:''' Why is everybody in this guy's Deck a <nowiki>@#!*%</nowiki> ninja?<br />

{{quote| '''Hans''': Do not disrespect ze Fuhrer or we shall be forced to shoot you in ze kneecaps!<br />

'''Gruber''': HEIL KAIBA!<br />

'''Kaiba''': You guys might want to tone it down a notch.<br />

{{quote| '''Marik:''' Odion! You're the master and being bland and uninteresting! How do you do it?<br />

'''Odion:''' I don't know, normally I just stand here and say "Yes, Master Marik!"<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi:''' Wow, I bet you could grate cheese on those abs!<br />

{{quote| '''Ishizu''': Sorry I'm late, I was busy predicting the future.<br />

'''Hans''': Then why couldn't you predict that you were going to be late!?<br />

{{quote| '''Bakura''': The Ouija board is about to spell out a name so evil, so foul, that they had to censor it twice to get it past standards. Now it just says FINAL.<br />

'''Yami''': What did it say before?<br />

** Possibly one of the censors could count<ref> [[Fridge Logic|DISNEY is ''six'' letters]]</ref>

{{quote| Or the poke at ''[[Naruto the Abridged Series]]''.<br />

'''Bakura''': With this in play I can communicate with the dead.<br />

'''Yami''': What are you going to do, ask the Naruto Abridged fanbase to come kick my butt?<br />

''* [[Rimshot]]* ''<br />

'''Yugi''': They had a fanbase?<br />

{{quote| '''Bakura:''' How come you're always making that stupid 'Nyeh' sound?<br />

'''Joey:''' Nyeh? What stupid nyeh sound?<br />

'''Bakura:''' The one you just made.<br />

'''Joey:''' Nyeh? What are you talking about, nyeh?<br />

'''Bakura:''' You're doing it ''right now''.<br />

'''Joey:''' I don't get it. What noise? Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh... ''(over Bakura's next line)''<br />

'''Bakura:''' ''The one that's coming out of your mouth at this very moment!''<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan''': Duke, no matter what happens, I want you to know one thing. [[Continuity Nod|In another few hours, the sun will rise!]]<br />

{{quote| '''Croquet''': Yeah...everyone involved in the production of the Egyptian God Cards was killed.<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan:''' Hey, I can see my house from here! Hi Mum, hi Dad!<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan:''' I have a fairy godmother!<br />

'''Duke:''' Is she a milf?<br />

'''Tristan:''' She looks kinda like Piccolo.<br />

** Kaiba's '+ 100 dead puppies', and '+ [[DragonballDragon Ball|9001]] dead puppies' captions. As well as 'Egyptian Basketball'.

{{quote| '''Marik:''' Ancient Egyptian basketball sure is fun, Odion! * ''Gets bitten by a snake''* Ahh! I just wish it didn't involve so many poisonous snakes!}}

{{quote| '''Odion''': I can only hope you're proud of me [mother].<br />

'''Marik''': She's not even your real mom, douche bag!<br />

''(Odion gets hit by lightning. The Millennium Rod shatters. ''Brain Damage'' by [[Pink Floyd]] starts.)''<br />

'''Pharaoh''': By the gods! The Millennium Rod is made of delicious cheese!<br />

''(A vision of a young Marik is being taken away as present-day Marik looks on.)''<br />

'''Young!Marik''': Help me! Odion!<br />

'''Odion''': ''(slowly collapsing)'' Forgive me, master Marik. I tried. I tried--<br />

''(Odion faceplants, and the music cuts off)''<br />

'''Odion''': Ow, my face.<br />

{{quote| <s>Marik</s> '''Melvin:''' Remember Team Four Star?<br />

'''Yami:''' Yeah, they got suspended. So what?<br />

<s>Marik</s> '''Melvin:''' That. Was. ''Me!''<br />

{{quote| '''Veronica:''' Odion, your father does love you. He's just under a lot of stress at the moment with the redecorating.<br />

'''Hank:''' Hey Veronica! What do you think of burgundy for the sacrificial chamber?<br />

'''Veronica:''' Sounds good, dear.<br />

{{quote| '''Joey:''' Hey Kaiba, since Marik entered the tournament under a fake name shouldn't he be disqualified?<br />

'''Kaiba:''' The only person who should be disqualified around here is [http://i718.photobucket.com/albums/ww188/kitty_fur/balcktristan.jpg?t{{=}}1257092493 whoever made Tristan black in this shot].<br />

{{quote| '''Joey:''' How bad is it, Dr. Feelgood?<br />

'''Dr. Feelgood:''' He was struck by lightning. In the head. It's not looking good.<br />

'''Tea:''' We have to help him!<br />

'''Dr. Feelgood:''' Medical science is already doing everything it can...<br />

'''Tea:''' Screw medical science, I'm talking about friendship!<br />

'''Dr. Feelgood:''' I-I beg your pardon?<br />

'''Tea:''' Friendship is the only cure for a lightning bolt to the face!<br />

'''Yami:''' That's right! Joey was struck by lightning and now thanks to friendship, he's okay!<br />

'''Joey:''' Yup! My brain am thinking good with stuff!<br />

'''Dr. Feelgood:''' Look, friendship isn't going to cure this man.<br />

'''Tea:''' Silence, non-believer! Go back to your leeches and your potions! The power of friendship and Tristan's beautiful singing voice will heal him!<br />

'''Dr. Feelgood:''' You guys are morons. Have fun staring at a guy in a coma.<br />

{{quote| '''Mai''': I use Amazon Chainmaster's special effect to take one card from your deck! And the card I choose is Mega Ultra Chicken!<br />

'''Melvin''': What?!<br />

'''Kaiba''': Summonitsummonitsummonitsummonitsummonitsummonit<br />

'''Mai''': And now, I'm going to summon it!<br />

* The scene in episode 44 with the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future]].

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' It looks like the rules--''[[Glasses Pull|(pulls out a pair of sunglasses)]]''--just got screwed!<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba''' F(BEEB) DESTINY! I AM SETO KAIBA! I MAKE MY OWN FATE!<br />

'''Ishizu''': How can this be, why would you do this?<br />

'''Kaiba''': BECAUSE A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE TOLD ME TO!<br />

'''Ishizu''': ...<br />

{{quote| '''Ishizu''': Our universe has grown tired and cliche. Our characters have become nothing more then vessels for lame catchphrases. For example, Joey saying, "Nyeh."<br />

'''Joey''': Nyeh?<br />

'''Ishizu''': Kaiba saying, "Screw the rules, I have money."<br />

'''Kaiba''': Haven't said that in years.<br />

'''Ishizu''': Or Tristan saying...pretty much anything...<br />

{{quote| '''Tea''': Yugi! What's that thing?<br />

'''Yami''': That's Ishizu! She's the one who told me about my ancient past, even though I kind of already knew about it. She's a mysterious character shrouded in mystery, which is just another way of saying she's boring as all get out.<br />

'''Duke''': I'd hit it.<br />

'''Marik''': Ishizu! Help me!<br />

'''Melvin''': Sorry Marik, but your sister's in another castle!<br />

**

{{quote| '''Ishizu''': I'm here to save my brother's soul. He has been consumed by a great evil, and I intend to rid him of it.<br />

**** For this troper, it was actually the shopkeeper's (played by [[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|LINKARA!]]) response to him: "What's the Matter Kid? You Never seen the "Kill Your Family Show" Before?"

{{quote| '''Ishizu''': Marik, what are you doing?<br />

{{quote| '''Ishizu:''' * whispering* Remember, we must be very quiet so that we don't disturb our father.<br />

{{quote| '''Odion''': I fluffed a pillow... it's f*ckin FOOL PROOF.}}

{{quote| [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|I always knew you wanted me to be inside you, Bakura.]]}}

** The Big 5 imitating [[Pokémon (Animeanime)|Team Rocket]]

{{quote| '''Duke Devlin:''' Ahh... waking up next to a blond and brunette. Just another day for Duke Devlin.}}

{{quote| '''Seto Kaiba:''' Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times... and you're about to be curb-stomped by Seto Kaiba!"}}

{{quote| '''Yugi''': For once in my life, I knew what it was like to be Bakura.}}

{{quote| '''Mokuba''': Isn't this the orphanage where we grew up?<br />

{{quote| '''Gozaburo''': Horses can't be knights. That's just silly. ...''chess is stupid!''}}

** Yami Yugi finishing Ganzly with [[Robot Unicorn Attack]], all set to the music from the Flash game.

{{quote| '''Yami Yugi''': [[Ridiculously Cute Critter|Kuriboh!]] [[Calling Your Attacks|Activate]] [[Super Mode|Super]] [[Super-Deformed|Chibi]] [[Kawaisa|Kawaii]] [[Memetic Mutation|Desu]] [[Moe]] [[Super Mode|Mode]]! * Kuriboh makes a rainbow, [[Theme Music Power-Up|cue theme music]]* And now I activate '''[[Robot Unicorn Attack]]! [[Cool Horse|Go mighty unicorn!]] [[Horseback Heroism|Cross the rainbow bridge and attack his lifepoints directly!]]'''}}

*** Gansley: Ohhh, it's a full rainbow! Oh my God; [[Memetic Mutation|it's a]] ''[[Memetic Mutation|double rainbow]]'' [[Memetic Mutation|all the way!]] [[Mundane Made Awesome|So intense!]] Aaaaagggghhhhh!

{{quote| '''Kuriboh:''' Lalalalala lalala la?<br />

'''Yami:''' No. No, I don't love you.<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' Checkmate.<br />

'''Gozaburo:''' Best two out of three?<br />

'''Kaiba:''' You lost!<br />

'''Gozaburo:''' But I still have my horsey!<br />

'''Kaiba:''' It's called a knight.<br />

'''Gozaburo:''' Why is the knight a horse?<br />

'''Kaiba:''' I'm your son now!<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' Mokie! I believe I am experiencing character development!<br />

'''Mokuba:''' Wow, what does that feel like?<br />

* Episode 49: Anything with Hobson, the [[Gonk|Gonkish]]ish mentally challenged butler of the Kaiba family.

{{quote| '''Hobson:''' [[Hulk Speak|HOBSON SMASH]]!<br />

{{quote| '''Crump:''' Tea Gardner--age 16; sneaker 6; bra size F; I challenge you to a children's card game!<br />

'''Tea:''' Wait, how did you get all that information about me?<br />

'''Crump:''' The penguins told me.<br />

'''Tea:''' How the hell do the penguins know ''my bra size?!''<br />

{{quote| '''Tea:''' Awwww, what a cute little penguin!<br />

'''Penguin (squawking translated to [[Fun Withwith Subtitles|subtitles]]):''' I will pluck out your eyeballs and feed them to my kin! }}

*** [[Berserk Button|OH, IT IS ON IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO THAT OF]] ''[[Donkey Kong|DONKEY KONG]]''!

{{quote| '''Yugi:''' [[Who Writes This Crap?|We have WRITERS!?]]<br />

{{quote| '''Crump''': I ''looovve'' penguins!<br />

{{quote| '''Serenity''': ''(running for her life) GAH! SOMEBODY GET THIS F*CKING DINOSAUR AWAY FROM ME!<br />

** This exchange:

{{quote| '''Duke:''' Where are all the hot babes?<br />

** Crump's horrible attempts to seduce Yugi in [[Not Distracted Byby the Sexy|Tea's body.]]

{{quote| '''"Tea":''' Damn it, Yugi, touch my boobs!!!}}

{{quote| '''Tristan:''' I'm gonna touch your boobs!<br />

{{quote| '''Yami Yugi''': I'm sorry Joey... but I believe I ate your sandwich!<br />

'''Joey''': *grabs Yami Yugi* Nyeh, give me back my sandwich, you bastard! *punches Yami Yugi in the face, flashback ends*<br />

{{quote| '''Johnson!Mai''': Hello, Joseph. I've been waiting for you.<br />

'''Joey''': Mai Valentine, you sound like a man! That is completely normal for this series, but what the hell?!<br />

'''Johnson!Mai''': I'm sorry, is it putting you off?<br />

'''Joey''': No, I still find you very attractive. Ney!<br />

** The theme music battle between Robot Nesbit and Duke, as well as Serenity's theme music being the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' intro music.

{{quote| '''Serenity:''' What came first, the chicken or the egg?<br />

{{quote| '''[[Ghostbusters|Zuul]]:''' [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|ZUUL, MOTHAF**KA, ZUUL!]]<br />

{{quote| '''Random Jawa:''' Watini!}}

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' I'm shutting down your reasearch lab, Nesbitt.<br />

'''Nesbitt:''' Mister Kaiba, I beg you to reconsider!<br />

'''Kaiba:''' Kay.<br />

''(shot of lab being blown to smithereens)''<br />

'''Nesbitt:''' But you said you'd reconsider!<br />

'''Kaiba:''' I did. I ''was'' going to have the building renovated after I shut it down.<br />

'''Nesbitt:''' Then why did you-<br />

{{quote| '''Lecter:''' Let's say we had your motorcycle, Mr. Kaiba. And for the sake of argument, imagine we were both dueling while riding said motorcycle. How would you describe that situation?<br />

'''Kaiba:''' Uhh, I dunno, card games on motorcycles?<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba''': ''(Possessed!Tristan is standing on a roof)'' Hey, that's that funny guy that says the funny things! Hey, funny guy! Say some funny things!<br />

'''Possessed!Tristan''': ''(Leaps off building)'' I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUU!<br />

{{quote| '''Hobson''': HOBSON RECOMMEND INVESTING IN INTERNET STOCK.<br />

[...]<br />

'''Hobson''': HOBSON REGRET NOTHING!<br />

[...]<br />

'''Kaiba''': My first order of business: build the ultimate theme park! All I need is a name.<br />

'''Hobson''': HOBSONLAND!.<br />

'''Kaiba''': ...yeah, I'll think about it.<br />

** Mokuba taking advantage of his kidnapping:

{{quote| '''Melvin''': Behold, Door! I shall now defeat you with my superior mental mind powers! Grant me access, I command youuu!<br />

'''Keypad''': Please enter access code.<br />

'''Melvin''': ''Staaab...'' ''(He enters "STAB")''<br />

'''Keypad''': Access denied.<br />

'''Melvin''': ''Kiiill...'' ''(He enters "KILL")''<br />

'''Keypad''': Access denied.<br />

'''Melvin''': ''Mutilate-'' ''(Enteres "MUTI")'' Aww damnit! There's not enough spaces. Okay, umm... Paiiin... ''(He enters "PAIN")''<br />

'''Keypad''': Access denied.<br />

{{quote| '''Robokaiba''': {{smallcaps|Error error error error}}--<br />

'''Mokuba''': Wait, that's not Seto! He's way too expressive!<br />

'''Noah''': Hold on a sec.<br />

'''Robokaiba''': {{smallcaps|Rebooting... }}<br />

'''Noah''': Here we go.<br />

'''Robokaiba''': {{smallcaps|[[Hello, Insert Name Here|Hello, insert name of sibling]].}}<br />

{{quote| '''Noah''' It's me, your biological son.<br />

'''Gozaburo''' ''(Deep booming voice)'' I HAVE NO SON!''[[Beat]]'' ''(Lightheartedly)'' Oh wait, yes I do, I just adopted one. (Holds up photo of Kaiba) Isn't he adorable? Now get back to swabbing.<br />

'''Noah''' But father...<br />

{{quote| '''Melvin''': 1111! '''*Access denied!*''' 1112! '''*Access denied!*''' 1113! '''*Access denied!*''' 1114! '''*Access denied!*''' '''THIS DOOR IS A BITCH!!!'''}}

{{quote| '''Noah''': Seito, how unexpected. And by unexpected, I mean totally expected.<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba''': Noah's my stepbrother? This is totally unexpected! And by unexpected, I mean totally expected.}}

** It's also kinda funny that Seto instantly recognizes a P&F reference, yet was completely clueless about ''[[SpongebobSpongeBob SquarePants]]''.

{{quote| '''Seto:''' (sings tunelessly) "Spongepants... Squarebob... he's a friendly little... guy... (speaks) Is that it? Am I close?"<br />

'''Noah:''' No.<br />

{{quote| '''Noah''': It seems you and I [[Not So Different|aren't so different after all]]<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi:''' Don't worry Kaiba, you can ride with us! <br />

'''Joey:''' I hope you like sing alongs, Kaiba! <br />

'''Kaiba:''' (running away) Runningrunningrunningrunningrunningrunning... <br />

'''Joey:''' ...Kaiba? <br />

{{quote| '''Evil!Tristan:''' Muhahahaha! <br />

'''Yugi:''' It's Tristan! The evil version.<br />

'''Joey:''' How can you tell?<br />

'''Yugi:''' This one isn't drooling all over your sister.<br />

'''Evil!Tristan:''' Yes, it's me, evil Tristan. And this time, I didn't come alone.<br />

Gansley appears as an image over Tristan's body<br />

'''Gansley:''' With all five of us controlling Tristan's body, there's no way we can lose.<br />

Inside Tristan's head<br />

'''Crump:''' Hey, Gansley. Dibs on the blond guy's sister.<br />

'''Gansley:''' You can't just call dibs on someone's body.<br />

'''Crump:''' Hmm. I'm afraid I just did.<br />

Back outside<br />

'''Crump!Tristan:''' I like redheads almost as much as I like penguins. *Smacks lips repeatedly*<br />

{{quote|'''Gansley:''' (on Megaupload) Helloooo? Ish anybody there? Why ish this place sho empty?<br />

'''Johnson:''' (on [[In -Joke|The Dangerous Box]]) In all my years on the stand, I can honestly say I've never seen so much [[Malicious Slander|slander]].<br />

'''[[Naruto: theThe Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show|Naruto]]:''' (on [[Chat RouletteChatroulette]]) [[No Indoor Voice|ARE YOU A NAKED GIRL?]]<br />

'''Lecter:''' (on [[Fanfiction.net]]) Oh Sweet Lawd of the [[Accent Adaptation|South]], [[Even Evil Has Standards|I don't know what's worse]]: the [[Grammar Nazi|grammar]], the [[IKEA Erotica|porn]], or all the [[Eagle Land|un-American]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Jap-an-i-ma-nay]]. Huh, I wonder [[What Happened to Thethe Mouse?|what happened to Krump...]]|'''Krump:''' (on [[Image Board|4chan]] with numerous penguin pictures) [[Everything's Better Withwith Penguins|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Sanity Slippage|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Madness Mantra|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Tethercat Principle|PENGUINS...]]}}

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' Did I just watch a snuff film?}}

* Melvin finally succeeding in getting through the passkey-guarded door... Only to find another behind it. Doubly funny when you consider [[Marik Plays Bloodlines (Let's Play)|Marik's luck with doors in his Let's Play.]]

{{quote| '''Evil Tristan''': Yugi's body will belong to Gansley.<br />

'''Yugi''': Ugh, that freaky fish guy?<br />

{{quote| '''Tea''': Also we have THESE!<br />

{{quote| '''Noah:''' First, Duke!<br />

'''Duke:''' ''*Muffled version of Sexy Back plays while petrified*''<br />

'''Yami:''' Huh.<br />

'''Noah:''' Then, Serenity.<br />

'''Serenity:''' Ahhhhhhhh!<br />

'''Joey:''' No, Serenity! Great, now I gotta win another tournament to fix this.<br />

'''Noah:''' Then, Joey.<br />

'''Joey:''' Nyeeeeeh!<br />

'''Yami:''' And nothing of value was lost.<br />

'''Noah:''' Then, Tea.<br />

'''Tea:''' Aaaaah! Pharaoh, I...love...you...<br />

'''Yami:''' Wonder who that was.<br />

'''Noah:''' And finally, the robot monkey.<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' (towards Yami) What do you think, Mokuba?<br />

'''Yami:''' I'm not Mokuba.<br />

{{quote| '''Joey:''' Yugi, take my card!<br />

'''Tea:''' And my card!<br />

'''Tristan:''' I'm just here for the food!<br />

'''Serenity:''' Take my card, Yugi! <br />

'''Duke:''' And my card.<br />

{{spoiler|'''[[The Lord of the Rings|Gimli:]]}}'''}} {{spoiler|[[Memetic Mutation|AND MY AXE!]]}} }}

{{quote| '''Yami:''' Hey, Joey! Watapon! Am I right? <br />

'''Joey:''' Heh, what a n00b!<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' [[Red Letter MediaRedLetterMedia|Oh God, what's wrong with his face?]] Are you guys seeing this? What the hell is wrong with his face?<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' *Tied up to a cross* Can you guess who I am?<br />

'''Witty Phantom:''' Uh...<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan''': Hey, look, it's an Indian!<br />

'''Yugi''': Tristan, that's not an Indian.<br />

{{quote| '''Brisbane''': Hello, I'm Dr. Alex Brisbane, and I'm [[Most Definitely Not a Villain]].}}

{{quote| '''Tristan''': Pocahontas kidnapped Joey!<br />

{{quote| '''Joey''': (after landing crotch-first on a tree branch) [[Groin Attack|Right on the little Joey]]! Curse you, Pocahontas...}}

{{quote| '''Yugi''': Look out, Pharaoh! There are millions of fangirls taking screencaps of this scene!<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan''': Perhaps we reproduced without our knowledge?}}

{{quote| '''Tea:''' Come on, Yugi. You know I love hanging out at your creepy grandpa's game shop.<br />

'''Yugi:''' There's nothing creepy about my grandpa!<br />

'''Grandpa:''' I AM THE ANGEL OF DEATH!<br />

{{quote| '''Ushio:''' The [[Elite Beat Agents]] don't come cheap. This beating will cost you 20,000 yen.<br />

{{quote| '''Yami:''' I hope you like giant man-eating worms!<br />

{{quote| '''Ushio:''' Yugi.<br />

'''Yugi:''' Ahh! What the hell? Have you just been standing here this whole time hoping that I'd randomly show up?<br />

{{quote| '''Yami:''' Wanna play a game?<br />

'''Ushio:''' What sort of game-<br />

'''Yami:''' First one to die loses!<br />

'''Ushio:''' ...<br />

'''Yami:''' Look! the ''Queen'' of ''Spades''!<br />

'''Ushio:''' What does that do-<br />

'''Yami:''' You lose!<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi''': ''(In thought)'' God, those eyebrows are ''huge!'' I can't stop staring at them! It's like if Martin Scorcese and Jennifer Connolly had a baby! Aaand now I'm picturing Martin Scorcese having sex with Jennifer Connolly... Why do I keep doing that?<br />

'''Ushio''': Is something wrong?<br />

'''Yugi''': I AM EXTREMELY AROUSED!<br />

''beat''<br />

** The best part would be {{spoiler|subverting the SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY joke by playing on [[Anti -Humor]].}}

{{quote| '''Kaiba''': (laughing) Oh, it feels so good to laugh.<br />

* The opening riffs off of the Let's All Go To The Lobby parody from the ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' movie, with Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan singing in the first half and [[Call Back|TEAM SATISFACTION]] playing through second half.

* The BBT abridged movie is hilarious. But my favorite part is [[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5 Ds5D's|Yusei's]] nightmare.

{{quote| '''Jack:''' C'mon Crow. Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still. On. The. GROUND.<br />

** Don't forget the goddamn [[Doctor Who|DOCTOR WHO]] theme tune kicking in, complete with parody opening.

{{quote| Yusei... [[The Sixth Sense|I see dead people]].}}

{{quote| '''Yusei:''' I'm the serious one [[Audio Erotica|with the voice]] [[Fetish Fuel|that makes the]] [[Fan Girl|fangirls]] ''[[Squee|swoon]]''.<br />

{{quote| '''Yusei:''' Who's Yubel?<br />

'''Jaden:''' The demon that lives inside my head!<br />

[[Beat]]<br />

{{quote| *Flashing his Yubel-granted [[Heterochromia]]* "Aw, [[Rozen Maiden|desu]] [[Memetic Mutation|desu]], [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitches!]]"}}

{{quote| '''Yusei''': (Looking at a picture and seeing Paradox) Wait, I found him!<br />

** Jaden creates a [[Time Crash]] at the end of the movie when he tells Yugi {{spoiler|what happens to the Pharaoh at the end of his series. He, Yami, and Yusei are stuck within a white void as [[Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL|another joins them]]...}}

** Yami and Yusei getting their [[Ho Yay]] on. Complete with [[Sexophone|Sexophone.]]

{{quote| '''Yusei''': You can be my wingman anytime, Yugi.<br />

'''Yami''': No Yusei, you can be mine.<br />

'''*romantic music; cue eyesex*'''<br />

** * The time when Yugi explains about the [[Never Say "Die"|Shadow Realm]] to Yusei and Jaden and doesn't take it well:

{{quote| '''Yugi''': You know, the Shadow Realm. The big, purpley cloud place you go to when something really bad happens to you.<br />

'''Jaden''': I think you're talking about Hell!<br />

'''Yugi''': No, it's the Shadow Realm. Y-You know, when people fall from a really tall building, or they get stabbed in the chest... They go straight to the Shadow Realm! What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm in your future?<br />

'''Yusei''': I don't think that's a real thing.<br />

'''Yugi''': So wait... Is {{spoiler|my grandpa}}... really dead?<br />

'''Jaden''': 'Fraid so, brosef.<br />

* Yami tells Paradox there is [[Who Would Be Stupid Enough...?|no way someone would agree]] to a stupid duel like the one he proposed...[[Leeroy Jenkins|Jaden however]] interrupts and agrees that they will all take part.

{{quote| '''Yami''': [[Oh Crap|Oh god no...]]<br />

{{quote| '''Yusei''': Oh please tell me he's not going to rap!}}

{{quote| '''Yusei''': Paradox, you got some explaining to do!<br />

'''Jaden''': YEAH! Like why the ''hell'' were ''you in Venice!''<br />

'''Yusei''': Look, this isn't important...<br />

'''Jaden''': I disagree-<br />

* Yusei [[Running Gag|commenting]] on everyone's hair [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|that]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX|he]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL|sees]], "[[Hypocritical Humor|What's wrong with his/your hair!?]]"

{{quote| '''Paradox''': Oh pwease! You may be the King of Games in your timeline but where I come from Duel Monsters have evolve far beyond your understanding. Compared to me you are just a learner.<br />

'''Yami''': That may be the case in your timeline, Paradox. But then we're not in your timeline, are we?<br />

{{quote| '''Jaden''': [[Totally Radical|Dang son]]! That is one awesome motorbike you have-<br />

{{quote| '''Jaden''': Can I ride your bike?<br />

'''Yusei''': I already told you no!<br />

'''Jaden''': Oh come on, it'll be fun!<br />

'''Yusei''': I'll let you ride my bike if you can tell me one thing.<br />

'''Jaden''': Sure, ask away.<br />

''*[[Beat|beat]]*''<br />

{{quote| '''Jaden''': WHOOOOOOA!...I thought you said you weren't going to let me ride it?<br />

{{quote| '''Jaden''': Check it out dawgs! My Neos card came back! It must be because we went back in time!<br />

'''Yusei''': That is not how time travel works.<br />

'''Jaden''': Well how else do you explain it?<br />

'''Yusei''': Obviously this movie has its head up its own anus.<br />

{{quote| '''Jaden''': Aw yeah! Looks like we chillin' with the King Of Games [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|biotches]]! This shit be ballin'!<br />

* They turned Paradox into [[DextersDexter's Laboratory|Mandark]].

{{quote| '''Paradox''': I am here for the one who destwoyed the futuwe.<br />

'''Jaden''': Look there must be some kind of mistake I'm Jaden Yuki.<br />

'''Paradox''': Yes that is wight.<br />

'''Jaden''': But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!<br />

'''Paradox''': Cowwection! I think that you'll find that [[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX|you]] [[Take That|destwoyed Yugioh's cwedibility]]! }}

{{quote| '''LittleKuriboh''': We at Yugioh Abridged like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie, however we like to think this is totally justified since 3D is bullsh*t and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience. So please, enjoy your 2D movie. Because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious.}}

{{quote| '''Yusei''': Jack look out!<br />

'''Jack''': CROW LOOK OUT!<br />

'''Crow''': [[Super Mario Bros.|Wario]] look out!<br />

{{quote| '''Jaden''': Oh my God!<br />

{{quote| '''Jack''': YUSEI! WHIP OUT YOUR JUNK!<br />

** Oh HELLS yes. The first four minutes--beginningminutes—beginning with the original Yugioh cast doing an old-timey "let's go down to the lobby" style jingle, getting interrupted by the 5Ds cast doing a Death Metal extravaganza, half of which consists of threatening the audience should they commit disorderly conduct while the other half is them gloating over how they now have your money, and then moving into Yusei's nightmare (see the first entry under the film for details) may be the funniest opening four minutes to any comedy movie, EVER.

** To give credit where credit is due, this sequence is basically a copy of the opening sequence to [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters]]. Doesn't make it any less hilarious to see Yusei telling the audience that Satan will rain hot acid down their throats if they videotape the movie they are about to see.

{{quote| '''Yami''': Now Yusei, I should point out that this card game is not going to take place on a motorcycle. I hope you understand that. I don't want you to try to- ride on your duel disk or something. We're just going to be standing firmly on the ground-<br />

'''Yusei''': I know how to duel.<br />

{{quote| '''Yusei''': I totally won that duel back there.}}

{{quote| '''Yusei''': Paradox. Why are you trying to destroy the world?<br />

'''Paradox''': I'm not trying to destroy the world. I'm trying to save it.<br />

'''Yusei''': NOT IF WE CAN STOP YOU-- wait, what?<br />

'''Paradox''': In the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Humanity's ignorance has made the world become wavvaged, and wifeless. <br />

'''Yami''': 'Wavvaged' and 'Wifeless'?<br />

'''Jaden''': But how? Was it global warming?<br />

'''Yusei''': Nuclear war?<br />

'''Paradox''': No, none of those things happened. What destroyed the world was.... ''caaaaarrrrdddd gaaaaammmmeeeessss''.<br />

{{quote| '''Paradox''': It's either I destroy the card game, or the entire world destroys itself. It is as simple as that.<br />

'''Yami''': Hmmm... The entire world... or card games. Tough choice.<br />

{{quote| '''Jaden''': My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless.<br />

'''*Absolutely Flawless'''<br />

'''Yusei''': Stop being happy.<br />

'''Jaden''': Aint no one in the world as fly as me.<br />

'''Yusei''': I'm serious. Stop it.<br />

'''Jaden''': Bitches line up just to get a glimpse at my sweet moves.<br />

'''Yusei''': [[Cut His Heart Out Withwith a Spoon|I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul]].<br />

{{quote| '''Jaden''': I go to a kickass school that teaches us how to play trading cards! We get to sleep on warm comfortable beds and get served food whenever we want... awww it's a good life!<br />

{{quote| '''Paradox:''' PWOTAGONISTS!<br />

'''Yusei:''' Wait, who's that?<br />

{{quote| '''Jack:''' That guy stole your Stardust Dragon card! What a ''dick''! [[Hypocritical Humor|I mean I know I did that in season one, but]]...''he's a dick!''}}

{{quote| '''Yami''': ''Wow'' Jaden! Way to get your ''lame'' on!<br />

'''Jaden''': Actually, it's get your gam-<br />

* Yusei confronts Paradox in Venice and makes some [[Brick Joke|Brick Jokes]]s.

{{quote| '''Yusei''': Paradox.<br />

'''Paradox''': Pwotagonist?!<br />

'''Yusei''': I came--<br />

'''Paradox''': What?!<br />

'''Yusei''': --to the past.<br />

'''Paradox''': Oh.<br />

'''Yusei''': But I also had an orgasm.<br />

'''Paradox''': Ewww!<br />

{{quote| ''Welcome, all you foolish nerds/To the gayest spectacle in the world/I'm making a cameo in this movie/I'm much more fabulous in 3D...''}}

{{quote| '''Yami Yugi''': Huh... I think we may have just killed a man...<br />

'''Yusei''': If anyone asks, Jaden did it!<br />

{{quote| '''Joey''': Okay Kaiba, this time I'm really gonna beat ya, and there's nothing you ca do about it!<br />

'''Kaiba''': Please, Wheeler, I could defeat you with my hands tied behind my back. What makes you think you can win this time?<br />

*music kicks in*<br />

'''Joey''': Well, I'm glad you asked.<br />

'''Kaiba''': O...kay, where the hell is that music coming from?<br />

'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...<br />

'''Kaiba''': ...Please tell me you're not going to sing.<br />

'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...<br />

'''Kaiba''': *quickly* Look, I'll pay you any amount of money right now if you ''don't sing''.<br />

{{quote| '''Jaden''': Yugi! It's time...''(music cues up)'' to spit some rhymes!<br />

{{quote| '''Jaden''': ''(chuckle)'' That was a'ight. But [[Jive Turkey|lemme lay somethin' fresh on ya]]!<br />

**

{{quote| '''Marik''': "Plus, we're both hot! Hot, hot, hot! We are quite sexy!<br />

'''Florence''': "Marik, that doesn't rhyme."<br />

{{quote| '''Marik''': ''[Enter]'' SILENCE!<br />

'''Steve Umbris''': Yes, silence! Everybody [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|bow down to your digital ruler]]!<br />

{{quote| '''Dartz''': Mah fwiends, dere is only one way to defeat that dooshbag...we will du{{spoiler|??}} him!<br />

''(Uncomfortable silence)''<br />

'''Rafael''': ...um, did you say "''do'' him"?<br />

'''Dartz''': I said DU{{spoiler|??}} HIM! What part of 'du{{spoiler|??}} him' doncha understand, dooshbag!? We're gonna du{{spoiler|??}} him! Toogeda! All foh of us, we gonna du{{spoiler|??}} him. du{{spoiler|??}} him hard and thowowowy. We will du{{spoiler|??}} him so hard dat he will feel it in the mo'ning when he wakes up!<br />

'''Alister''': Um, boss? Are you serious?<br />

'''Dartz''': Yes, you ayzhole! What, you want me to du{{spoiler|??}} you, too?<br />

'''Dartz''': Then keep yo' mouth shut, mayn! Okay, mayn?! Yeah. So we're gonna du{{spoiler|??}} him...[[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5 Ds5D's|on motuhcycles]]!<br />

'''Alister''': Well, okay then...[[Sure, Let's Go Withwith That|let's go...do...Marik...I guess]]...<br />

{{quote| '''Marik''': GAAAAH! I AM 100% STRAIGHT! HONESTLY!<br />

'''Alister''': ...so, can we do you now?<br />

{{quote| '''Steve Luna''': Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care~<br />

'''Florence''': Well if you don't care then please stop bloody telling us about it!<br />

'''Steve Luna''': Man, don't be ruining my flow!<br />

** Zorc singing 'Destroy the World' to the tune of ''A Whole New World'' from ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]''.

{{quote| '''Dartz:''' Here's what we're gunnah do, mayn. We're gonna find Yuu-gay Mowtoe, and we're gunnah take his d{{spoiler|?}}ck.<br />

'''Dartz:''' And each of you will take [[One Piece (Manga)|one piece]] of his d{{spoiler|?}}ck and twavel to a different part of the planet. And then his d{{spoiler|?}}ck will belong to us!<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi''': ''(answering the phone)'' Hello? Yes, this is Yugi Moto. ...you wanna take my ''what?!'' No! That's disgusting! ...what do you mean "Does Mai Valentine have one"?!}}

{{quote| '''Marik:''' I'm not gay! [Bakura laughs] What? What's so funny?<br />

'''Bakura:''' Come on, Marik, we all know!<br />

'''Marik:''' Know what?<br />

'''Rex:''' Uh, heheh, yeah, we know.<br />

'''Weevil:''' Heheh, yeah, we know.<br />

'''Pegasus:''' I definitely know!<br />

'''Marik:''' Know what? What the hell does everybody know?<br />

'''Bakura:''' Marik, I believe it's time you came out of the closet.<br />

'''Marik:''' Oh, what, just because a guy likes to dress effeminately and hang around with another extremely attractive man and read yaoi and flaunt his gorgeous abs and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that automatically makes him gay?!<br />

'''Bakura:''' ...Kinda.<br />

'''Marik:''' You're all pricks!<br />

{{quote| '''Pegasus''': (breaking up an argument between Marik and Bakura) Girls, girls, you're both very pretty... But try as you might, you'll never be as pretty as me.}}

* A real life moment of funny at Youmacon 2009, and doubling as [[Wayne Grayson]]'s [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] -- one—one-upping LK not once, but ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVWmmv-EQmU twice]''!

{{quote| '''Little Kuriboh''': It's nice to know that Joey is loved in various areas. ''([[Beat]])'' [[Oh Crap|Wait a second]]--<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' Happy Hannukah.}}

{{quote| '''Bakura''': What sort of time do you call this?<br />

'''Zorc''': ...time to DESTROY THE WORLD!<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi''': Rule #5: You must be registered and have a badge to enter main events and rooms. This will be enforced by the staff members and badgers.<br />

{{quote| '''Joey''': Go yiff yourself, Kaiba! <br />

'''Kaiba''': *walks off* Whatever ''that'' means. <br />

{{quote| [[Mondegreen|"Corn on my mouth, Moe's soup machine..."]]}}

* Whenever the Dark Magician makes an appearance, one of the "[[Newgrounds|Magical Trevor]]" songs is played. <ref> For the record, this has happened in Episodes 13 (against the Paradox Brothers), 22 (against Duke Devlin), and 35 (flashback-- against Arcana)</ref>.

{{quote| '''Yugi''': It got Bakura!<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi''': It got Bakura!<br />

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziyFLzOS_4 The Vagina Monologues.] Not for the easily offended-- aoffended—a redub of the first episode, except it replaces certain words with... [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|yeah]]. ''[[Crosses the Line Twice|It must be seen to be believed.]]'' (Made even funnier by the fact that everyone's trying to ''not'' burst into laughter while doing it and failing multiple times!)

{{quote| '''Yusei:''' Jack.<br />

'''Jack:''' WHAT IS IT YUSEI?!!<br />

'''Yusei:''' I came....<br />

'''Jack:''' ...<br />

{{quote| '''Bakura:''' Zorc, what's wrong? You haven't destroyed the world today!<br />

'''Zorc:''' I have a terminal disease!<br />

'''Bakura:''' No! What about our adopted daughter? Who's going to take care of her?<br />

{{quote| "We are the Rare Hunters! My name is Steve! These are my associates! They are also called Steve!}}

* The conclusion of the identity of Kaiba's father. Featuring [[DragonballDragon Ball|Frieza]].

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' I've got my ego under control.<br />

''Cut to Kaiba jumping down from his dragon shaped jet onto a crowded stadium wearing a jetpack''<br />

* The Deleted Scenes Montage is pure win in [[Tropers/CabbitThis Girl EmiTroper|this tropette]]'s opinion.

{{quote| '''Tristan''': ''(The Pokemon theme plays)'' I don't even know what that is!}}

{{quote| '''Bakura''': Kiss my arse, Marik!<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi''': Tristan, we don't take too kindly to references to abridged series not made by Littlekuriboh around here. People who do tend to mysteriously have their kneecaps broken.<br />

'''Yugi''': With a wrench.<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi''': Omigosh! Who could have broken Tristan's kneecaps?<br />

'''Yugi''': With a wrench.<br />

* EVERYTHING about Concrete Giraffes... {{spoiler|if you know about [[The Slender Man Mythos]]}}.

{{quote| {{spoiler|Slenderman}}: Hey, Bakura, how's it hangin'?<br />

'''Marik''': Wait, wait. You two know eachother?<br />

'''Bakura''': Unfortunately...<br />

{{spoiler|Slenderman}}: We were college roommates.<br />

'''Bakura''': Yes. We used to get crunk and pick up chicks, as the saying goes.<br />

{{quote| '''Jack Atlas''': [[No Indoor Voice|I GOT HIM A MOTORCYCLE, SO THAT ONE DAY HE CAN PLAY CARD GAMES ON IT!]]<br />

{{quote| '''Hank''': Okay Billy, time to open your present.<br />

'''Malik''': Let's see...oh, I wonder what's in this long, snake-shaped one?<br />

'''Hank''': Did you try rattling it?<br />

'''Malik''': Yes, but it just started hissing at me...rather like a snake.<br />

'''Hank''': Maybe it's the Buzz Lightyear you always wanted.<br />

'''Malik''': Oh boy! I always wanted Buzz Ligtye AAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S NOT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! IT'S A SNAKE!<br />

{{quote| "Shhh, I'm trying hear the nudity."}}

** Bakura and Marik having the conversation about what happened the last time Bakura's email was given out in public. "The fanart" indeed.

** The random scene changes. "Stick it right in my-" "BEAVER WARRIOR!"

** Kaiba and Yugi meet "Akefia" in the OOC-prison.

{{quote| '''Akefia:''' Shall I compare thee to a summer's duel? }}

{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Bakura}}''': {{spoiler|Shut your buggering face!}}}}

* [[X Meets Y|Meet]] [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|the]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0O7hMbSSo Kaiba]

{{quote| '''Yami:''' WHAT'S THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL?! ''(whips out Exodia)'' '''GOOD IDEA!'''<br />

{{quote| '''Mokuba:''' Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?}}

{{quote| '''Tea:''' You have failed me... ''with your friendships!''}}

{{quote| '''Tea:''' ''Kill him!'' Slaughter him like a ''dog!''}}

{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' [[It Makes Sense in Context|Hey look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!]]}}

{{quote| '''Pegasus's Henchman (As Soldier):''' That was an amazing killing spree...''BY THE OTHER TEAM!!''<br />

{{quote| '''Yusei:''' One night we were set to preform in front of the entire world, but then, we experienced some... technical difficulties...<br />

'''Jack Atlas''': [[No Indoor Voice|OKAY!]] TESTING TESTING ONE TWO ''(Massive [[Pillar of Light|Pillar Of Light]] destroys city)'' [[Stuff Blowing Up|THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] ''([[Pillar of Light]] is now shooting off into space)''<br />

{{quote| '''Announcer''': ''(on television)'' And now, [[Even the Guys Want Him|ladies and gentlemen, I give you the man who ruined all other men for you]]...JACK ATLAS!<br />

{{quote| '''Jack''': TO BE, OR NOT TO BE--ON A MOTORCYCLE! THAT IS THE QUESTION!}}

{{quote| '''No moogles here man'''.}}

{{quote| '''Melvin:''' If you're done fighting with your girlfriend, we have a card game to finish! <br />

'''Florence:''' He's not my girlfriend! <br />

{{quote| Kaiba [thinking]: Hmm. Perhaps I should consider keeping him on a leash.}}

{{quote| '''Keith''': I have ten star chips! In America!<br />

'''Kimo''': My hair is inviting you to enter!<br />

'''Keith''': Man, that guy sure likes talking about his hair.<br />

** Special mention goes to Gendo channeling [[The Simpsons (animation)|Mr. Burns]]. Also a bit of a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for [[Little Kuriboh]], who managed to so flawlessly imitate Mr. Burns' voice that you'd think he actually got Henry Shearer to play him.

{{quote| '''Gendo''': (''to Shinji''): Who the devil are you?<br />

'''Shinji''': I want a robot!<br />

'''Gendo''': Smithers! Release the hounds!<br />

'''Fuyutsuki/Smithers''': Sir! This is your ''son''!<br />

{{quote| '''Melvin:''' Now, who wants a hug?<br />

'''Tristan:''' I do!<br />

'''Yami:''' Tristan, no! He's just going to stab you or something!<br />

* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJ7WAAzznM&list=UU2NU0s1H0p9N4jvF7qV59vA&index=1&feature=plcp Marik Plays Portal] video for MomoCon is hilarious. Especially when [[Portal (Video Gameseries)|GLaDOS]] meets Marik.

{{quote| '''[[G La DOSGLaDOS]]''': Oh, it's ''you''.<br />

'''Marik''': Who the frig are you?<br />

'''GLaDOS''': [[I'm Your Worst Nightmare]].<br />

* Episode 54: They Saved Tristan's Brain.

{{quote| Possessed Tristan: Since I'm the evil Tristan I'm going to do the one thing that regular Tristan never could.<br />