Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series/Funny: Difference between revisions

Content added Content deleted
VisualWikitext
m (Dai-Guard moved page Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Web Video)/Funny to Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series/Funny: Remove TVT Namespaces from title)
m (Mass update links)
Line 42: Line 42:
** Yugi looking through Joey's cards, realizing that they're much stronger than his, so he decides to steal them and says to Joey he will 'improve it. Made even funnier when he dueled Pegasus.
** Yugi looking through Joey's cards, realizing that they're much stronger than his, so he decides to steal them and says to Joey he will 'improve it. Made even funnier when he dueled Pegasus.
{{quote| '''Yugi''': Now I will defeat you with the cards I stole- I mean that Joey let me borrow.}}
{{quote| '''Yugi''': Now I will defeat you with the cards I stole- I mean that Joey let me borrow.}}
** Rex and Weevil's [[Beavis and Butthead (Animation)|Beavis and Butthead]]-esque exchanges:
** Rex and Weevil's [[Beavis and Butthead]]-esque exchanges:
{{quote| '''Rex:''' Hey, Weevil, check it out; my dinosaur's ''horny''. Huhuh. Geddit?}}
{{quote| '''Rex:''' Hey, Weevil, check it out; my dinosaur's ''horny''. Huhuh. Geddit?}}
** "Let's see how your Grandpa manages... ''without his '''soul!'''''" To a non-[[Yu-Gi-Oh]] fan, that's so out of nowhere, and the delivery is perfect.
** "Let's see how your Grandpa manages... ''without his '''soul!'''''" To a non-[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] fan, that's so out of nowhere, and the delivery is perfect.
{{quote| '''Yugi:''' Grandpa... Grandpa!<br />
{{quote| '''Yugi:''' Grandpa... Grandpa!<br />
'''Joey:''' Hey Yug, down in front!<br />
'''Joey:''' Hey Yug, down in front!<br />
Line 62: Line 62:
** "Now quiver in fear, as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon."
** "Now quiver in fear, as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon."
** "What are you, a virgin or something?"
** "What are you, a virgin or something?"
** Weevil turning into [[Beavis and Butthead (Animation)|Cornholilo]].
** Weevil turning into [[Beavis and Butthead|Cornholilo]].


== Episode 5 ==
== Episode 5 ==
Line 167: Line 167:
* Episode 10, where it cuts to a parody of the ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' opening sequence complete with [[Gag Sub|Gag Subs]] for the theme song:
* Episode 10, where it cuts to a parody of the ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' opening sequence complete with [[Gag Sub|Gag Subs]] for the theme song:
{{quote| "The card game's thesis/will soon be set in defense mode/with surging hot life-points/if you activate a trap card/Embracing the Swords of Revealing Light/young boy, play some card games"}}
{{quote| "The card game's thesis/will soon be set in defense mode/with surging hot life-points/if you activate a trap card/Embracing the Swords of Revealing Light/young boy, play some card games"}}
** [[Dungeons and Dragons (Tabletop Game)|"I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!"]]
** [[Dungeons and Dragons|"I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!"]]
** Don't forget what Joey said about the episode:
** Don't forget what Joey said about the episode:
{{quote| '''Joey:''' Geez, this is a lousy episode. It reminds me of our spinoff show, ''Yu-Gi-Oh DMX''.<br />
{{quote| '''Joey:''' Geez, this is a lousy episode. It reminds me of our spinoff show, ''Yu-Gi-Oh DMX''.<br />
Line 177: Line 177:
{{quote| '''Yami:''' Bullying is just wrong. [[Family-Unfriendly Aesop|Destroying people's brains with magical powers is A-OK!]]}}
{{quote| '''Yami:''' Bullying is just wrong. [[Family-Unfriendly Aesop|Destroying people's brains with magical powers is A-OK!]]}}
** This troper would like to add the [[Shaft]] references to the list.
** This troper would like to add the [[Shaft]] references to the list.
** Let's not forget that Episode 10 is [[The One With...]] [[New Rules As the Plot Demands]].
** Let's not forget that Episode 10 is [[The One With...]] [[New Rules as the Plot Demands]].
{{quote| '''Yami''': With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle, shattering its flotation ring thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters!<br />
{{quote| '''Yami''': With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle, shattering its flotation ring thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters!<br />
'''Bakura:''' This card game is a load of bollocks! }}
'''Bakura:''' This card game is a load of bollocks! }}
Line 213: Line 213:
** Also, "I think Bakura's scarred for life again."
** Also, "I think Bakura's scarred for life again."
{{quote| '''Bakura:''' Tell my fangirls... I love them...}}
{{quote| '''Bakura:''' Tell my fangirls... I love them...}}
** [[Michael Jackson (Music)|Thriller]]. That is all.
** [[Michael Jackson|Thriller]]. That is all.
** "Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand."
** "Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand."
** "These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark. But I refuse to take them off, because I'm an American. And Americans always wear sunglasses."
** "These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark. But I refuse to take them off, because I'm an American. And Americans always wear sunglasses."
Line 384: Line 384:
{{quote| '''Pegasus''': You took out the wrong eyeball, you fool!}}
{{quote| '''Pegasus''': You took out the wrong eyeball, you fool!}}
** Any moment with Shadi, especially when he's in Yugi's head...
** Any moment with Shadi, especially when he's in Yugi's head...
{{quote| '''Yami''': By the way, have you ever seen ''[[Labyrinth (Film)|Labyrinth]]''?<br />
{{quote| '''Yami''': By the way, have you ever seen ''[[Labyrinth]]''?<br />
'''Shadi''': No. Why?<br />
'''Shadi''': No. Why?<br />
'''Yami''': No reason. <br />
'''Yami''': No reason. <br />
Line 480: Line 480:
'''Kaiba''': [[Punctuated for Emphasis|Best. Destiny. Ever.]] }}
'''Kaiba''': [[Punctuated for Emphasis|Best. Destiny. Ever.]] }}
*** "These are ancient Egyptian spoiler tags!"
*** "These are ancient Egyptian spoiler tags!"
{{quote| '''Mokuba''': Hey, big brother, can I watch [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Animation)|SpongeBob]]?<br />
{{quote| '''Mokuba''': Hey, big brother, can I watch [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]?<br />
'''Kaiba''': Shut up Mokuba, I'm busy flagging YouTube videos to compensate for the fact that I have a extremely small penis. <br />
'''Kaiba''': Shut up Mokuba, I'm busy flagging YouTube videos to compensate for the fact that I have a extremely small penis. <br />
'''Mokuba''': Oh... I like Patrick. }}
'''Mokuba''': Oh... I like Patrick. }}
Line 501: Line 501:
{{quote| '''Bystander 1:''' Oh my god, he's attacking her!<br />
{{quote| '''Bystander 1:''' Oh my god, he's attacking her!<br />
'''Bystander 2:''' Let's just stand here and watch! }}
'''Bystander 2:''' Let's just stand here and watch! }}
* This song, set to the "Something There" song from [[Disney Animated Canon|Disney's]] ''[[Beauty and The Beast (Disney)|Beauty and The Beast]]''.
* This song, set to the "Something There" song from [[Disney Animated Canon|Disney's]] ''[[Beauty and the Beast]]''.
{{quote| ''"F*cking birds!''<br />
{{quote| ''"F*cking birds!''<br />
''This date is lame,''<br />
''This date is lame,''<br />
Line 526: Line 526:
'''Joey''': That bastard Kaiba [[Rickroll|Rickrolled]] me! }}
'''Joey''': That bastard Kaiba [[Rickroll|Rickrolled]] me! }}
** In the same episode there's also the [[Item Get]] parody where Joey "nyehs" the "treasure chest opening" musical cue from the Zelda games, then the "item discovered" sound cue is heard as he holds the Duel Disk over his head. "Looks like Joey found a Duel Disk!"
** In the same episode there's also the [[Item Get]] parody where Joey "nyehs" the "treasure chest opening" musical cue from the Zelda games, then the "item discovered" sound cue is heard as he holds the Duel Disk over his head. "Looks like Joey found a Duel Disk!"
** "[[Looney Tunes (Animation)|I claim this card in the name of Mars! Isn't that lovely?]]"
** "[[Looney Tunes|I claim this card in the name of Mars! Isn't that lovely?]]"


== Episode 28 ==
== Episode 28 ==
Line 540: Line 540:


== Episode 30 ==
== Episode 30 ==
* Episode 30: Yugi and Marik recite the entire opening cutscene from ''[[Castlevania Symphony of the Night]]''.
* Episode 30: Yugi and Marik recite the entire opening cutscene from ''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night]]''.
** When Yami and Arkana are preparing for their duel:
** When Yami and Arkana are preparing for their duel:
{{quote| '''Arkana''': Here's an old saying among high rollers and card sharks: "Always trust your opponent, but only after ''you've'' cut their deck".<br />
{{quote| '''Arkana''': Here's an old saying among high rollers and card sharks: "Always trust your opponent, but only after ''you've'' cut their deck".<br />
Line 556: Line 556:


== Episode 32 ==
== Episode 32 ==
* Episode 32: The redub of ''[[Star Trek the Next Generation]]'' at the beginning.
* Episode 32: The redub of ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'' at the beginning.


== Episode 33 ==
== Episode 33 ==
Line 584: Line 584:
* Episode 35 - the recap episode, and it's pretty much non-stop funny.
* Episode 35 - the recap episode, and it's pretty much non-stop funny.
** "Epic Pouting Manoeuvre" struck me as the best line.
** "Epic Pouting Manoeuvre" struck me as the best line.
** [[All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder|I'm the goddamn Kaibaman]].
** [[All-Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder|I'm the goddamn Kaibaman]].
** "Oohohohooh! If I weren't so very [[Camp]] I'd probably make a credible villain!"
** "Oohohohooh! If I weren't so very [[Camp]] I'd probably make a credible villain!"
** "--YUGI! If you don't let me win this duel, I'll kill myself!!" (deadpan) "Oh no, that would be terrible, whatever would we do without you."
** "--YUGI! If you don't let me win this duel, I'll kill myself!!" (deadpan) "Oh no, that would be terrible, whatever would we do without you."
Line 697: Line 697:
== Episode 42 ==
== Episode 42 ==
* The entirety of 42 was pure comedic gold.
* The entirety of 42 was pure comedic gold.
** Kaiba's '+ 100 dead puppies', and '+ [[Dragonball|9001]] dead puppies' captions. As well as 'Egyptian Basketball'.
** Kaiba's '+ 100 dead puppies', and '+ [[Dragon Ball|9001]] dead puppies' captions. As well as 'Egyptian Basketball'.
{{quote| '''Marik:''' Ancient Egyptian basketball sure is fun, Odion! * ''Gets bitten by a snake''* Ahh! I just wish it didn't involve so many poisonous snakes!}}
{{quote| '''Marik:''' Ancient Egyptian basketball sure is fun, Odion! * ''Gets bitten by a snake''* Ahh! I just wish it didn't involve so many poisonous snakes!}}
** The [[Moment Killer]] into the [[Oh Crap]] when Odion gets hit by lightning.
** The [[Moment Killer]] into the [[Oh Crap]] when Odion gets hit by lightning.
Line 756: Line 756:


== Episode 44 ==
== Episode 44 ==
* The scene in episode 44 with the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future]].
* The scene in episode 44 with the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future]].
** Also, the CSI Miami Riff in the same episode:
** Also, the CSI Miami Riff in the same episode:
{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' It looks like the rules--''[[Glasses Pull|(pulls out a pair of sunglasses)]]''--just got screwed!<br />
{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' It looks like the rules--''[[Glasses Pull|(pulls out a pair of sunglasses)]]''--just got screwed!<br />
Line 790: Line 790:
** "Sorry baby. I'm a rebel, a loner if you will, and I can't '''{{spoiler|Kill your family. Kill your family. Kill your family.}}'''"
** "Sorry baby. I'm a rebel, a loner if you will, and I can't '''{{spoiler|Kill your family. Kill your family. Kill your family.}}'''"
*** '''Marik''': (monotone sounding voice) Must...kill...family...
*** '''Marik''': (monotone sounding voice) Must...kill...family...
**** For this troper, it was actually the shopkeeper's (played by [[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|LINKARA!]]) response to him: "What's the Matter Kid? You Never seen the "Kill Your Family Show" Before?"
**** For this troper, it was actually the shopkeeper's (played by [[Atop the Fourth Wall|LINKARA!]]) response to him: "What's the Matter Kid? You Never seen the "Kill Your Family Show" Before?"
** Marik finding the yaoi manga. "Hey Ishizu, what's that one guy doing to that other guy? I don't know what it is but it gives me cravings."
** Marik finding the yaoi manga. "Hey Ishizu, what's that one guy doing to that other guy? I don't know what it is but it gives me cravings."
*** "Marik don't flaunt your yaoi in public!"
*** "Marik don't flaunt your yaoi in public!"
Line 817: Line 817:
== Episode 47 ==
== Episode 47 ==
* Episode 47:
* Episode 47:
** The Big 5 imitating [[Pokémon (Anime)|Team Rocket]]
** The Big 5 imitating [[Pokémon (anime)|Team Rocket]]
** Duke Devlin on waking up with Joey and Tristan in bed:
** Duke Devlin on waking up with Joey and Tristan in bed:
{{quote| '''Duke Devlin:''' Ahh... waking up next to a blond and brunette. Just another day for Duke Devlin.}}
{{quote| '''Duke Devlin:''' Ahh... waking up next to a blond and brunette. Just another day for Duke Devlin.}}
Line 883: Line 883:
** Tea's first encounter with one of Crump's penguin minions:
** Tea's first encounter with one of Crump's penguin minions:
{{quote| '''Tea:''' Awwww, what a cute little penguin!<br />
{{quote| '''Tea:''' Awwww, what a cute little penguin!<br />
'''Penguin (squawking translated to [[Fun With Subtitles|subtitles]]):''' I will pluck out your eyeballs and feed them to my kin! }}
'''Penguin (squawking translated to [[Fun with Subtitles|subtitles]]):''' I will pluck out your eyeballs and feed them to my kin! }}
** How Crump manages to get Tea to duel him: {{spoiler|''Friendship suuuuuucks...''}}
** How Crump manages to get Tea to duel him: {{spoiler|''Friendship suuuuuucks...''}}
*** [[Berserk Button|OH, IT IS ON IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO THAT OF]] ''[[Donkey Kong|DONKEY KONG]]''!
*** [[Berserk Button|OH, IT IS ON IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO THAT OF]] ''[[Donkey Kong]]''!
** Yugi gets a lot of nice lines in this one:
** Yugi gets a lot of nice lines in this one:
{{quote| '''Yugi:''' [[Who Writes This Crap?|We have WRITERS!?]]<br />
{{quote| '''Yugi:''' [[Who Writes This Crap?|We have WRITERS!?]]<br />
Line 915: Line 915:
** "He stole my catchphrase. In America."
** "He stole my catchphrase. In America."
** Joey making [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Al]] and Frank angry by calling them by descriptions of them instead of names
** Joey making [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Al]] and Frank angry by calling them by descriptions of them instead of names
** Crump's horrible attempts to seduce Yugi in [[Not Distracted By the Sexy|Tea's body.]]
** Crump's horrible attempts to seduce Yugi in [[Not Distracted by the Sexy|Tea's body.]]
{{quote| '''"Tea":''' Damn it, Yugi, touch my boobs!!!}}
{{quote| '''"Tea":''' Damn it, Yugi, touch my boobs!!!}}
** What would Tristan do in a situation like this?:
** What would Tristan do in a situation like this?:
Line 937: Line 937:
== Episode 51 ==
== Episode 51 ==
* Episode 51, they defeat Robot Nesbit with a [[Logic Bomb]]; specifically, [[Take That|showing him a picture of the new]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh Ze Xal|Yugioh protagonist]].
* Episode 51, they defeat Robot Nesbit with a [[Logic Bomb]]; specifically, [[Take That|showing him a picture of the new]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh Ze Xal|Yugioh protagonist]].
** The theme music battle between Robot Nesbit and Duke, as well as Serenity's theme music being the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' intro music.
** The theme music battle between Robot Nesbit and Duke, as well as Serenity's theme music being the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' intro music.
** Serenity's attempt at a [[Logic Bomb]]
** Serenity's attempt at a [[Logic Bomb]]
{{quote| '''Serenity:''' What came first, the chicken or the egg?<br />
{{quote| '''Serenity:''' What came first, the chicken or the egg?<br />
'''Nesbitt:''' [[Take a Third Option|The rocket-powered fist!]] (Hits Serenity with the fist) }}
'''Nesbitt:''' [[Take a Third Option|The rocket-powered fist!]] (Hits Serenity with the fist) }}
** Serenity first opening the door, under the belief that there's ponies behind it.
** Serenity first opening the door, under the belief that there's ponies behind it.
{{quote| '''[[Ghostbusters|Zuul]]:''' [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|ZUUL, MOTHAF**KA, ZUUL!]]<br />
{{quote| '''[[Ghostbusters|Zuul]]:''' [[The Nostalgia Critic|ZUUL, MOTHAF**KA, ZUUL!]]<br />
'''Serenity:''' ''(closes the door)'' That didn't sound like no pony.<br />
'''Serenity:''' ''(closes the door)'' That didn't sound like no pony.<br />
'''Door:''' You must have startled it. }}
'''Door:''' You must have startled it. }}
Line 1,024: Line 1,024:
{{quote| '''Kaiba''': Noah's my stepbrother? This is totally unexpected! And by unexpected, I mean totally expected.}}
{{quote| '''Kaiba''': Noah's my stepbrother? This is totally unexpected! And by unexpected, I mean totally expected.}}
** And capped off with the end song being "Gitchie Gitchie Goo".
** And capped off with the end song being "Gitchie Gitchie Goo".
** It's also kinda funny that Seto instantly recognizes a P&F reference, yet was completely clueless about ''[[Spongebob SquarePants]]''.
** It's also kinda funny that Seto instantly recognizes a P&F reference, yet was completely clueless about ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''.
{{quote| '''Seto:''' (sings tunelessly) "Spongepants... Squarebob... he's a friendly little... guy... (speaks) Is that it? Am I close?"<br />
{{quote| '''Seto:''' (sings tunelessly) "Spongepants... Squarebob... he's a friendly little... guy... (speaks) Is that it? Am I close?"<br />
'''Noah:''' No.<br />
'''Noah:''' No.<br />
Line 1,070: Line 1,070:
'''Nesbitt:''' Robots have no need for clothes.<br />
'''Nesbitt:''' Robots have no need for clothes.<br />
'''Naruto:''' [[Logic Bomb|SO WHY AREN'T YOU NAKED?]]<br />
'''Naruto:''' [[Logic Bomb|SO WHY AREN'T YOU NAKED?]]<br />
'''Lecter:''' (on [[Fanfiction.net]]) Oh Sweet Lawd of the [[Accent Adaptation|South]], [[Even Evil Has Standards|I don't know what's worse]]: the [[Grammar Nazi|grammar]], the [[IKEA Erotica|porn]], or all the [[Eagle Land|un-American]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Jap-an-i-ma-nay]]. Huh, I wonder [[What Happened to The Mouse?|what happened to Krump...]]|'''Krump:''' (on [[Image Board|4chan]] with numerous penguin pictures) [[Everything's Better With Penguins|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Sanity Slippage|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Madness Mantra|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Tethercat Principle|PENGUINS...]]}}
'''Lecter:''' (on [[Fanfiction.net]]) Oh Sweet Lawd of the [[Accent Adaptation|South]], [[Even Evil Has Standards|I don't know what's worse]]: the [[Grammar Nazi|grammar]], the [[IKEA Erotica|porn]], or all the [[Eagle Land|un-American]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Jap-an-i-ma-nay]]. Huh, I wonder [[What Happened to the Mouse?|what happened to Krump...]]|'''Krump:''' (on [[Image Board|4chan]] with numerous penguin pictures) [[Everything's Better with Penguins|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Sanity Slippage|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Madness Mantra|PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS]] [[Tethercat Principle|PENGUINS...]]}}
* Kaiba learning that Noah was run over... {{spoiler|by Serenity.}}
* Kaiba learning that Noah was run over... {{spoiler|by Serenity.}}
{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' Did I just watch a snuff film?}}
{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' Did I just watch a snuff film?}}
* Melvin finally succeeding in getting through the passkey-guarded door... Only to find another behind it. Doubly funny when you consider [[Marik Plays Bloodlines (Let's Play)|Marik's luck with doors in his Let's Play.]]
* Melvin finally succeeding in getting through the passkey-guarded door... Only to find another behind it. Doubly funny when you consider [[Marik Plays Bloodlines|Marik's luck with doors in his Let's Play.]]
* The planned division of the bodies among Team Four Kids:
* The planned division of the bodies among Team Four Kids:
{{quote| '''Evil Tristan''': Yugi's body will belong to Gansley.<br />
{{quote| '''Evil Tristan''': Yugi's body will belong to Gansley.<br />
Line 1,204: Line 1,204:
* The second Season Zero Abridged Episode: They turned Kaiba into a overly friendly, calm and reasonable figure. He even says he would do anything for his little brother. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
* The second Season Zero Abridged Episode: They turned Kaiba into a overly friendly, calm and reasonable figure. He even says he would do anything for his little brother. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
** Emperor [[Butt Monkey|Mokuba]]. That is all.
** Emperor [[Butt Monkey|Mokuba]]. That is all.
** The best part would be {{spoiler|subverting the SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY joke by playing on [[Anti Humor]].}}
** The best part would be {{spoiler|subverting the SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY joke by playing on [[Anti-Humor]].}}
** Yami [[Laughing Mad|laughing uncontrollably]] when he realises Kaiba was playing the game for fun.
** Yami [[Laughing Mad|laughing uncontrollably]] when he realises Kaiba was playing the game for fun.
*** And then, Kaiba joining in on the laughter.
*** And then, Kaiba joining in on the laughter.
Line 1,227: Line 1,227:


== Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Movie ==
== Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Movie ==
* The opening riffs off of the Let's All Go To The Lobby parody from the ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' movie, with Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan singing in the first half and [[Call Back|TEAM SATISFACTION]] playing through second half.
* The opening riffs off of the Let's All Go To The Lobby parody from the ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' movie, with Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan singing in the first half and [[Call Back|TEAM SATISFACTION]] playing through second half.
* The BBT abridged movie is hilarious. But my favorite part is [[Yu-Gi-Oh 5 Ds|Yusei's]] nightmare.
* The BBT abridged movie is hilarious. But my favorite part is [[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's|Yusei's]] nightmare.
{{quote| '''Jack:''' C'mon Crow. Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still. On. The. GROUND.<br />
{{quote| '''Jack:''' C'mon Crow. Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still. On. The. GROUND.<br />
'''Yusei:''' [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] }}
'''Yusei:''' [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] }}
** Don't forget the goddamn [[Doctor Who|DOCTOR WHO]] theme tune kicking in, complete with parody opening.
** Don't forget the goddamn [[Doctor Who]] theme tune kicking in, complete with parody opening.
** There's also this line from Jaden:
** There's also this line from Jaden:
{{quote| Yusei... [[The Sixth Sense|I see dead people]].}}
{{quote| Yusei... [[The Sixth Sense|I see dead people]].}}
Line 1,256: Line 1,256:
** Jaden creates a [[Time Crash]] at the end of the movie when he tells Yugi {{spoiler|what happens to the Pharaoh at the end of his series. He, Yami, and Yusei are stuck within a white void as [[Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL|another joins them]]...}}
** Jaden creates a [[Time Crash]] at the end of the movie when he tells Yugi {{spoiler|what happens to the Pharaoh at the end of his series. He, Yami, and Yusei are stuck within a white void as [[Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL|another joins them]]...}}
** [[The Stinger]]; explaining any further would kill the joke.
** [[The Stinger]]; explaining any further would kill the joke.
** Yami and Yusei getting their [[Ho Yay]] on. Complete with [[Sexophone|Sexophone.]]
** Yami and Yusei getting their [[Ho Yay]] on. Complete with [[Sexophone]]
{{quote| '''Yusei''': You can be my wingman anytime, Yugi.<br />
{{quote| '''Yusei''': You can be my wingman anytime, Yugi.<br />
'''Yami''': No Yusei, you can be mine.<br />
'''Yami''': No Yusei, you can be mine.<br />
Line 1,262: Line 1,262:
'''Yusei''': [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|No Homo, right?]]<br />
'''Yusei''': [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|No Homo, right?]]<br />
'''Yami''': [[Rule of Three|ALL OF THE HOMO!]] }}
'''Yami''': [[Rule of Three|ALL OF THE HOMO!]] }}
** * The time when Yugi explains about the [[Never Say Die|Shadow Realm]] to Yusei and Jaden and doesn't take it well:
** * The time when Yugi explains about the [[Never Say "Die"|Shadow Realm]] to Yusei and Jaden and doesn't take it well:
{{quote| '''Yugi''': You know, the Shadow Realm. The big, purpley cloud place you go to when something really bad happens to you.<br />
{{quote| '''Yugi''': You know, the Shadow Realm. The big, purpley cloud place you go to when something really bad happens to you.<br />
'''Jaden''': I think you're talking about Hell!<br />
'''Jaden''': I think you're talking about Hell!<br />
Line 1,272: Line 1,272:
* Yugi just wants his Oscar now, thank you very much.
* Yugi just wants his Oscar now, thank you very much.
* Also, [[Team Four Star]], you may have [[Kyle Hebert]]...[[Mundane Made Awesome|so what, we have Juicy Flannigan!]]
* Also, [[Team Four Star]], you may have [[Kyle Hebert]]...[[Mundane Made Awesome|so what, we have Juicy Flannigan!]]
* Yami tells Paradox there is [[Who Would Be Stupid Enough|no way someone would agree]] to a stupid duel like the one he proposed...[[Leeroy Jenkins|Jaden however]] interrupts and agrees that they will all take part.
* Yami tells Paradox there is [[Who Would Be Stupid Enough...?|no way someone would agree]] to a stupid duel like the one he proposed...[[Leeroy Jenkins|Jaden however]] interrupts and agrees that they will all take part.
{{quote| '''Yami''': [[Oh Crap|Oh god no...]]<br />
{{quote| '''Yami''': [[Oh Crap|Oh god no...]]<br />
'''Yusei''': Jaden...<br />
'''Yusei''': Jaden...<br />
Line 1,287: Line 1,287:
'''Yusei''': Shut up. }}
'''Yusei''': Shut up. }}
* [[Top Gun]] is ''so'' [[Running Gag|not gay, by the way.]]
* [[Top Gun]] is ''so'' [[Running Gag|not gay, by the way.]]
* Yusei [[Running Gag|commenting]] on everyone's hair [[Yu-Gi-Oh|that]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh GX|he]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL|sees]], "[[Hypocritical Humor|What's wrong with his/your hair!?]]"
* Yusei [[Running Gag|commenting]] on everyone's hair [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|that]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX|he]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL|sees]], "[[Hypocritical Humor|What's wrong with his/your hair!?]]"
* "Hello! I'm Extremely asian!"
* "Hello! I'm Extremely asian!"
** "I'm so happy to be asian today you guys!"
** "I'm so happy to be asian today you guys!"
Line 1,307: Line 1,307:
'''Jaden''': Sure, ask away.<br />
'''Jaden''': Sure, ask away.<br />
'''Yusei''': [[Fridge Logic|Why are we in Venice?]]<br />
'''Yusei''': [[Fridge Logic|Why are we in Venice?]]<br />
''*[[Beat|beat]]*''<br />
''*[[beat]]*''<br />
'''Jaden''': [[Lampshade Hanging|F*ck it...you win!]]<br />
'''Jaden''': [[Lampshade Hanging|F*ck it...you win!]]<br />
'''Yusei''': Always do... }}
'''Yusei''': Always do... }}
Line 1,325: Line 1,325:
'''Yusei''': He said he's happy to have you on board.<br />
'''Yusei''': He said he's happy to have you on board.<br />
'''Yugi''': Oooh. }}
'''Yugi''': Oooh. }}
* They turned Paradox into [[Dexters Laboratory|Mandark]].
* They turned Paradox into [[Dexter's Laboratory|Mandark]].
** Pwotagonists!!!
** Pwotagonists!!!
*** For the last time [[My Name Is Not Durwood|the name is Jaden Yuki!]]
*** For the last time [[My Name Is Not Durwood|the name is Jaden Yuki!]]
Line 1,335: Line 1,335:
'''Paradox''': Yes that is wight.<br />
'''Paradox''': Yes that is wight.<br />
'''Jaden''': But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!<br />
'''Jaden''': But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!<br />
'''Paradox''': Cowwection! I think that you'll find that [[Yu-Gi-Oh GX|you]] [[Take That|destwoyed Yugioh's cwedibility]]! }}
'''Paradox''': Cowwection! I think that you'll find that [[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX|you]] [[Take That|destwoyed Yugioh's cwedibility]]! }}
* The [[Take That]] to 3D effects.
* The [[Take That]] to 3D effects.
{{quote| '''LittleKuriboh''': We at Yugioh Abridged like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie, however we like to think this is totally justified since 3D is bullsh*t and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience. So please, enjoy your 2D movie. Because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious.}}
{{quote| '''LittleKuriboh''': We at Yugioh Abridged like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie, however we like to think this is totally justified since 3D is bullsh*t and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience. So please, enjoy your 2D movie. Because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious.}}
Line 1,341: Line 1,341:
{{quote| '''Yusei''': Jack look out!<br />
{{quote| '''Yusei''': Jack look out!<br />
'''Jack''': CROW LOOK OUT!<br />
'''Jack''': CROW LOOK OUT!<br />
'''Crow''': [[Super Mario Bros|Wario]] look out!<br />
'''Crow''': [[Super Mario Bros.|Wario]] look out!<br />
''*Wario comes in behind everyone on his motorcycle*''<br />
''*Wario comes in behind everyone on his motorcycle*''<br />
'''[[Super Smash Bros Brawl|Wario]]''': Imma gonna win! }}
'''[[Super Smash Bros Brawl|Wario]]''': Imma gonna win! }}
Line 1,359: Line 1,359:
* Can we just say the entire intro to the movie?
* Can we just say the entire intro to the movie?
** Oh HELLS yes. The first four minutes--beginning with the original Yugioh cast doing an old-timey "let's go down to the lobby" style jingle, getting interrupted by the 5Ds cast doing a Death Metal extravaganza, half of which consists of threatening the audience should they commit disorderly conduct while the other half is them gloating over how they now have your money, and then moving into Yusei's nightmare (see the first entry under the film for details) may be the funniest opening four minutes to any comedy movie, EVER.
** Oh HELLS yes. The first four minutes--beginning with the original Yugioh cast doing an old-timey "let's go down to the lobby" style jingle, getting interrupted by the 5Ds cast doing a Death Metal extravaganza, half of which consists of threatening the audience should they commit disorderly conduct while the other half is them gloating over how they now have your money, and then moving into Yusei's nightmare (see the first entry under the film for details) may be the funniest opening four minutes to any comedy movie, EVER.
** To give credit where credit is due, this sequence is basically a copy of the opening sequence to [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters]]. Doesn't make it any less hilarious to see Yusei telling the audience that Satan will rain hot acid down their throats if they videotape the movie they are about to see.
** To give credit where credit is due, this sequence is basically a copy of the opening sequence to [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters]]. Doesn't make it any less hilarious to see Yusei telling the audience that Satan will rain hot acid down their throats if they videotape the movie they are about to see.
*** Don't forget if you sell this movie on ebay...Yusei will BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!!!!
*** Don't forget if you sell this movie on ebay...Yusei will BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!!!!
* Yugi very slowly telling Yusei that they are going to play a card game on the ground and not on a motorcycle. Then goes on to say that he doesn't want Yusei to try and ride his duel disk.
* Yugi very slowly telling Yusei that they are going to play a card game on the ground and not on a motorcycle. Then goes on to say that he doesn't want Yusei to try and ride his duel disk.
Line 1,395: Line 1,395:
'''Yusei''': I'm serious. Stop it.<br />
'''Yusei''': I'm serious. Stop it.<br />
'''Jaden''': Bitches line up just to get a glimpse at my sweet moves.<br />
'''Jaden''': Bitches line up just to get a glimpse at my sweet moves.<br />
'''Yusei''': [[Cut His Heart Out With a Spoon|I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul]].<br />
'''Yusei''': [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon|I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul]].<br />
'''Jaden''': Come on homie, don't be a playa hater.<br />
'''Jaden''': Come on homie, don't be a playa hater.<br />
'''Yusei''': I'm ''not'' a player hater. I ''just hate you''. }}
'''Yusei''': I'm ''not'' a player hater. I ''just hate you''. }}
Line 1,477: Line 1,477:
** Florence, Steve Luna, Steve Umbris, Zork and Rebecca's possessed teddy bear discussing ''[[Lost]]'' before Marik comes in...
** Florence, Steve Luna, Steve Umbris, Zork and Rebecca's possessed teddy bear discussing ''[[Lost]]'' before Marik comes in...
{{quote| '''Marik''': ''[Enter]'' SILENCE!<br />
{{quote| '''Marik''': ''[Enter]'' SILENCE!<br />
'''Steve Umbris''': Yes, silence! Everybody [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|bow down to your digital ruler]]!<br />
'''Steve Umbris''': Yes, silence! Everybody [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|bow down to your digital ruler]]!<br />
'''Steve Luna''': Bow down, muchachos!<br />
'''Steve Luna''': Bow down, muchachos!<br />
'''Marik''': HEY! What part of "Silence!" don't you people understand?!<br />
'''Marik''': HEY! What part of "Silence!" don't you people understand?!<br />
Line 1,497: Line 1,497:
'''Dartz''': Yes, you ayzhole! What, you want me to du{{spoiler|??}} you, too?<br />
'''Dartz''': Yes, you ayzhole! What, you want me to du{{spoiler|??}} you, too?<br />
'''Alister''': [[Oh Crap|No sir]]!<br />
'''Alister''': [[Oh Crap|No sir]]!<br />
'''Dartz''': Then keep yo' mouth shut, mayn! Okay, mayn?! Yeah. So we're gonna du{{spoiler|??}} him...[[Yu-Gi-Oh 5 Ds|on motuhcycles]]!<br />
'''Dartz''': Then keep yo' mouth shut, mayn! Okay, mayn?! Yeah. So we're gonna du{{spoiler|??}} him...[[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's|on motuhcycles]]!<br />
'''Valon''': Won't that be kind of...uncomfortable?<br />
'''Valon''': Won't that be kind of...uncomfortable?<br />
'''Dartz''': ''(legitimately confused)'' What the '''''[[Sound Effect Bleep|(EFF)]]''''' are you talking about, mayn?<br />
'''Dartz''': ''(legitimately confused)'' What the '''''[[Sound Effect Bleep|(EFF)]]''''' are you talking about, mayn?<br />
Line 1,507: Line 1,507:
'''Dartz''': Yes! And I will stand here and watch you du{{spoiler|??}} him!<br />
'''Dartz''': Yes! And I will stand here and watch you du{{spoiler|??}} him!<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
'''Alister''': Well, okay then...[[Sure Let's Go With That|let's go...do...Marik...I guess]]...<br />
'''Alister''': Well, okay then...[[Sure, Let's Go with That|let's go...do...Marik...I guess]]...<br />
'''Dartz''': Du{{spoiler|??}} him, dooshbags! THOWOWOWY! }}
'''Dartz''': Du{{spoiler|??}} him, dooshbags! THOWOWOWY! }}
*** It comes back as a [[Brick Joke]] at the end of the video:
*** It comes back as a [[Brick Joke]] at the end of the video:
Line 1,519: Line 1,519:
'''Steve Luna''': Man, don't be ruining my flow!<br />
'''Steve Luna''': Man, don't be ruining my flow!<br />
'''Florence''': Your flow is of no concern to me! I simply wish for you to shut your mouth hole before I nail it shut! }}
'''Florence''': Your flow is of no concern to me! I simply wish for you to shut your mouth hole before I nail it shut! }}
** Zorc singing 'Destroy the World' to the tune of ''A Whole New World'' from ''[[Aladdin (Disney)|Aladdin]]''.
** Zorc singing 'Destroy the World' to the tune of ''A Whole New World'' from ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]''.
** Dartz is going after...something else...
** Dartz is going after...something else...
{{quote| '''Dartz:''' Here's what we're gunnah do, mayn. We're gonna find Yuu-gay Mowtoe, and we're gunnah take his d{{spoiler|?}}ck.<br />
{{quote| '''Dartz:''' Here's what we're gunnah do, mayn. We're gonna find Yuu-gay Mowtoe, and we're gunnah take his d{{spoiler|?}}ck.<br />
Line 1,536: Line 1,536:
'''Dartz:''' Then I want you to cut his d{{spoiler|?}}ck into three pieces!<br />
'''Dartz:''' Then I want you to cut his d{{spoiler|?}}ck into three pieces!<br />
'''Rafael:''' [[Share the Male Pain|Mother of God]]!<br />
'''Rafael:''' [[Share the Male Pain|Mother of God]]!<br />
'''Dartz:''' And each of you will take [[One Piece (Manga)|one piece]] of his d{{spoiler|?}}ck and twavel to a different part of the planet. And then his d{{spoiler|?}}ck will belong to us!<br />
'''Dartz:''' And each of you will take [[One Piece]] of his d{{spoiler|?}}ck and twavel to a different part of the planet. And then his d{{spoiler|?}}ck will belong to us!<br />
'''Rafael:''' Uh, is...is that it? Can we open our eyes now?<br />
'''Rafael:''' Uh, is...is that it? Can we open our eyes now?<br />
'''Dartz:''' No, man. There’s one more part to the pwan.<br />
'''Dartz:''' No, man. There’s one more part to the pwan.<br />
Line 1,609: Line 1,609:
* Not necessarily Yu-Gi-Oh, but each episode of the Naruto Spoof Series Comedy Show has quite a few. Just watch! There's too many to list!
* Not necessarily Yu-Gi-Oh, but each episode of the Naruto Spoof Series Comedy Show has quite a few. Just watch! There's too many to list!
** [[Etheru|This Troper]] admits he isn't interested in Yaoi, but even ''I'' admit that the scene in episode three with Naruto wondering why he likes Sasuke and then doing things ''confirming'' this sexual assault... It ended up making me laugh, somehow.
** [[Etheru|This Troper]] admits he isn't interested in Yaoi, but even ''I'' admit that the scene in episode three with Naruto wondering why he likes Sasuke and then doing things ''confirming'' this sexual assault... It ended up making me laugh, somehow.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziyFLzOS_4 The Vagina Monologues.] Not for the easily offended-- a redub of the first episode, except it replaces certain words with... [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|yeah]]. ''[[Crosses the Line Twice|It must be seen to be believed.]]'' (Made even funnier by the fact that everyone's trying to ''not'' burst into laughter while doing it and failing multiple times!)
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziyFLzOS_4 The Vagina Monologues.] Not for the easily offended-- a redub of the first episode, except it replaces certain words with... [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|yeah]]. ''[[Crosses the Line Twice|It must be seen to be believed.]]'' (Made even funnier by the fact that everyone's trying to ''not'' burst into laughter while doing it and failing multiple times!)
** "I'm here for your vagina, old man, and I won't take 'no' for an answer! Now GIVE IT TO ME!"
** "I'm here for your vagina, old man, and I won't take 'no' for an answer! Now GIVE IT TO ME!"
*** "That Kaiba kid needs a vagina." "BIG VAGINA!"
*** "That Kaiba kid needs a vagina." "BIG VAGINA!"
Line 1,644: Line 1,644:
{{quote| "We are the Rare Hunters! My name is Steve! These are my associates! They are also called Steve!}}
{{quote| "We are the Rare Hunters! My name is Steve! These are my associates! They are also called Steve!}}
* LK's review of the first volume of the Yu-Gi-Oh Manga. All of it.
* LK's review of the first volume of the Yu-Gi-Oh Manga. All of it.
* The conclusion of the identity of Kaiba's father. Featuring [[Dragonball|Frieza]].
* The conclusion of the identity of Kaiba's father. Featuring [[Dragon Ball|Frieza]].
* The ending of the ''[[Inception]]'' trailer parody:
* The ending of the ''[[Inception]]'' trailer parody:
{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' I've got my ego under control.<br />
{{quote| '''Kaiba:''' I've got my ego under control.<br />
Line 1,702: Line 1,702:
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Bakura}}''': {{spoiler|Shut your buggering face!}}}}
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Bakura}}''': {{spoiler|Shut your buggering face!}}}}
* Kaiba's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_eUHs_HXow Winning].
* Kaiba's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_eUHs_HXow Winning].
* [[X Meets Y|Meet]] [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|the]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0O7hMbSSo Kaiba]
* [[X Meets Y|Meet]] [[Team Fortress 2|the]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf0O7hMbSSo Kaiba]
** Yugi and Yami get Heavy's voice while Kaiba gets Scout's, in a reference to one episode's [[The Stinger|Stinger]]. Unfortunately Kaiba doesn't reprise "BONK! I broke your stupid crap!", but they recuperate that:
** Yugi and Yami get Heavy's voice while Kaiba gets Scout's, in a reference to one episode's [[The Stinger|Stinger]]. Unfortunately Kaiba doesn't reprise "BONK! I broke your stupid crap!", but they recuperate that:
{{quote| '''Yami:''' WHAT'S THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL?! ''(whips out Exodia)'' '''GOOD IDEA!'''<br />
{{quote| '''Yami:''' WHAT'S THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL?! ''(whips out Exodia)'' '''GOOD IDEA!'''<br />
Line 1,724: Line 1,724:
''([[Flash Back|Two Years Ago, A Cityscape is seen]])'' <br />
''([[Flash Back|Two Years Ago, A Cityscape is seen]])'' <br />
'''Yusei:''' [[Is This Thing On?|Okay! Mic Check!]] Testing, testing, one two three! Jack, you wanna check your mic?<br />
'''Yusei:''' [[Is This Thing On?|Okay! Mic Check!]] Testing, testing, one two three! Jack, you wanna check your mic?<br />
'''Jack Atlas''': [[No Indoor Voice|OKAY!]] TESTING TESTING ONE TWO ''(Massive [[Pillar of Light|Pillar Of Light]] destroys city)'' [[Stuff Blowing Up|THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] ''([[Pillar of Light]] is now shooting off into space)''<br />
'''Jack Atlas''': [[No Indoor Voice|OKAY!]] TESTING TESTING ONE TWO ''(Massive [[Pillar of Light]] destroys city)'' [[Stuff Blowing Up|THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] ''([[Pillar of Light]] is now shooting off into space)''<br />
''(Present Day)''<br />
''(Present Day)''<br />
'''Yusei:''' The Strange Part was that [[Up to Eleven|his microphone wasn't even plugged in.]] It was the worst night of our lives.<br />
'''Yusei:''' The Strange Part was that [[Up to Eleven|his microphone wasn't even plugged in.]] It was the worst night of our lives.<br />
Line 1,767: Line 1,767:
'''Yami:''' Tristan, no! He's just going to stab you or something!<br />
'''Yami:''' Tristan, no! He's just going to stab you or something!<br />
'''Melvin:''' Don't listen to him, Tristan. He just wants all the hugs to himself. }}
'''Melvin:''' Don't listen to him, Tristan. He just wants all the hugs to himself. }}
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJ7WAAzznM&list=UU2NU0s1H0p9N4jvF7qV59vA&index=1&feature=plcp Marik Plays Portal] video for MomoCon is hilarious. Especially when [[Portal (Video Game)|GLaDOS]] meets Marik.
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJ7WAAzznM&list=UU2NU0s1H0p9N4jvF7qV59vA&index=1&feature=plcp Marik Plays Portal] video for MomoCon is hilarious. Especially when [[Portal (series)|GLaDOS]] meets Marik.
{{quote| '''[[G La DOS]]''': Oh, it's ''you''.<br />
{{quote| '''[[G La DOS]]''': Oh, it's ''you''.<br />
'''Marik''': Who the frig are you?<br />
'''Marik''': Who the frig are you?<br />
Retrieved from "https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!:_The_Abridged_Series/Funny"