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* [[A God Am I]]
* [[Big Bad]]: One of the two [[Big Bad
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: After returning from deep space, Inquisipede slowly evolves into
* [[Knight Templar]] (ironic, considering what the Inquisition did to the Templars)
* {{spoiler|[[Taking You with Me]]: Elohim self-destructs to kill Seanet, causing Jupiter to ignite and become a star.}}
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{{spoiler|The leader of Seanet is a truly massive squid hundreds of feet long. Second in command are numerous Control Squids about the size of a small giant squid. The lowest-ranked members are eight-foot-long cuttlefish.}}
* [[Big Bad]]: One of the two [[Big Bad
* [[Everything's Squishier with Cephalopods]]
* [[Hive Mind]]
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== Zoofights VI ==
=== As a whole
* [[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever]]: Well, roughly
* [[The Eighties]]
* [[Product Placement]] (mostly)
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* [[Frickin' Laser Beams]]
* [[Heart Is an Awesome Power]]: Especially when combined with a tummy-mounted [[Wave Motion Gun]].
* [[Shout-Out]]: To the [[Care Bears]], [[Teddy Ruxpin]], and maybe [[Toy Story (franchise)
** {{spoiler|His second appearance is a [[Shout-Out]] to ''[[A Nightmare on Elm Street]].}}
* [[Wolverine Claws]]
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* [[Imagine Spot]]: He remembers being a normal, carefree tiger for just a moment, which is enough to make him ''really freaking angry'' about his present situation.
* {{spoiler|[[Time Travel]]: He can travel through time if he can get up to 88 mph, but it's not clear how effective this is.}}
* [[Transformation Sequence]] / [[Transformation Trauma]]: ''[http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round1_fight2/6larger.jpg Ouch.]''{{Dead link}}
** Thankfully, as Fight Rider, he is no longer heavily injured by his transformation.
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=== Murducken / {{spoiler|The Osmium Chef / Lawn Moa}} ===
A female terror-bird given Big Muscly Arms
* [[Anachronism Stew]]: Averted: Turduckens only became widely known in the early-ish 2000s but they've been around since 1985.
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=== Gadadhara / {{spoiler|Kali Babar / Muhammut Kali / Vighneshvara, The Lord of Obstacles}} ===
An Indian elephant with ''two'' sets of Big Muscly Arms
* [[Ambition Is Evil]]: [http://www.booksie.com/historical_fiction/short_story/dudemanguy/kali-babar/chapter/1 From fighter to stock broker]{{Dead link}} by Dudemanguy.
* [[Ax Crazy]]: {{spoiler|"We thought opening up the pachyderm punisher's mind to the ebb and flow of etheric energy that suffuses and connects all of creation would make him a better citizen of the world, but it turns out it just made him better at killing things." While he has Kali's weapons, none of them is an axe.}}
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: "Eye lost in barfight [....] Why do we let them drink?"
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* {{spoiler|Crack Defeat: to Final Mantasy, who double-KO'd Nightmare and Mental Ben by encasing them in water.}}
* [[Everything's Better with Sparkles|Everything's Better With]] [[Shock and Awe|Sparks]]
* [[For Science!]] / [[Mad Scientist]]: [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round-1-fight-8/Teslacorn%20blueprint%20larger.jpg This]{{Dead link}} is Teslacorn's blue print. That's it.
* [[Nepotism]]: Major Failure's wife designed Teslacorn, which led to charges of favoritism on the ZF forums.
* [[Shock and Awe]]
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Knock-off fighters (with their own version of the Major, Commador Disaster) recruited by that damn gecko in a surprise bid to take over Zoofights in the middle of the Losers' League Royal Rumble. Very quickly, they are as follows (descriptions by the Major):
* ARMS 'N
* OCTOPUS
* CARP. A.
* THE LESSER OF TWO
* MIKE
* DOLPHIN
*
* JOHN
* COMMODORE DISASTER with
* A TOTALLY RADICAL CAT WITH ONE
* {{spoiler|[[Curb Stomp Battle]]}}: {{spoiler|The Losers' League competitors destroy them when they attempt to attack.}}
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The big boss, the one behind it all. Sometimes referred to as "The Major" or "The Good Major". His roleplay persona of choice is [[Character as Himself|Major Failure]] – an ex-military man with vast wealth who forces animals to brawl for his and others’ amusement. He also posted occasionally as Al Swearengen in Zoofights 3.
* [[Blatant Lies]]: Every tournament Major Failure assures the audience that nothing will go wrong this year. And every year he's wrong. He was especially insistant about it in Zoofights IV, a year when ''three'' competitors became [[Eldritch
=== Gravitas Shortfall ===
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** {{spoiler|Remember during the ending when From Hell stands up one last time before Bisondreadnaught crashes into it? [[Word of God]] says it's because ''[[Oh Crap|Lilly had taken over.]]''}}
* [[Madness Mantra]]: '''DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES'''
* {{spoiler|[[Nightmare Face]]: At one part in the finale, her face distorts into a beaked shape. [[
* [[Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book]]
* [[Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant]]
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* {{spoiler|[[Villainous Rescue]]: Robotnik defeats Lesko, blowing up his own Death Egg in the process and saving the world from a salesman with the powers of a god.}}
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