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* [[Funny Animal]]
* [[Took a Level Inin Badass]] - The pigs lose their first match when they commit suicide. But one survives, the soft bacon tank collapsing and preventing him from shooting himself. After enduring "the living hell of being entombed" with his dead brothers in a tank made from pig corpses, a "seriously angry pig" emerges from the wreckage and gets some significant upgrades, becoming Porky Punisher, a pig wearing Master Chief-style armor and armed with a Desert Eagle handgun. His ensuing wave of support made him a serious Ensemble Darkhorse. He even survived the tournament!
 
=== 200 Radioactive Tarantulas with Jetpacks ===
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* [[A God Am I]]
* [[Big Bad]]: One of the two [[Big Bad|Big Bads]]s in Season 4, the other being Seanet.
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: After returning from deep space, Inquisipede slowly evolves into one-- Elohimone—Elohim.
* [[Knight Templar]] (ironic, considering what the Inquisition did to the Templars)
* {{spoiler|[[Taking You with Me]]: Elohim self-destructs to kill Seanet, causing Jupiter to ignite and become a star.}}
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* [[Mook]]: Dred Zeppelin has his own personal supply of Mooks in the form of chimps with brains in jars for heads.
* [[Rhino Rampage]]: And how – all the way to the finals, including two upset victories!
* [[Shout-Out]]: Kriegbehemot's armor looks very [[Warhammer 4000040,000]]-ish.
 
=== Heart Of Darkness / Hyperfauna ===
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{{spoiler|The leader of Seanet is a truly massive squid hundreds of feet long. Second in command are numerous Control Squids about the size of a small giant squid. The lowest-ranked members are eight-foot-long cuttlefish.}}
 
* [[Big Bad]]: One of the two [[Big Bad|Big Bads]]s in Season 4, the other being Elohim.
* [[Everything's Squishier with Cephalopods]]
* [[Hive Mind]]
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== Zoofights VI ==
 
=== As a whole: ===
* [[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever]]: Well, roughly 10ft-- but10 ft—but no matter, they're still much bigger than normal.
* [[The Eighties]]
* [[Product Placement]] (mostly)
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* [[Frickin' Laser Beams]]
* [[Heart Is an Awesome Power]]: Especially when combined with a tummy-mounted [[Wave Motion Gun]].
* [[Shout-Out]]: To the [[Care Bears]], [[Teddy Ruxpin]], and maybe [[Toy Story (franchise)|Lotso Huggin' Bear]].
** {{spoiler|His second appearance is a [[Shout-Out]] to ''[[A Nightmare on Elm Street]].}}
* [[Wolverine Claws]]
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* [[Imagine Spot]]: He remembers being a normal, carefree tiger for just a moment, which is enough to make him ''really freaking angry'' about his present situation.
* {{spoiler|[[Time Travel]]: He can travel through time if he can get up to 88 mph, but it's not clear how effective this is.}}
* [[Transformation Sequence]] / [[Transformation Trauma]]: ''[http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round1_fight2/6larger.jpg Ouch.]''{{Dead link}}
** Thankfully, as Fight Rider, he is no longer heavily injured by his transformation.
 
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=== Murducken / {{spoiler|The Osmium Chef / Lawn Moa}} ===
 
A female terror-bird given Big Muscly Arms<small><sup>TM</sup></small> and a powerful microwave for a heart.
 
* [[Anachronism Stew]]: Averted: Turduckens only became widely known in the early-ish 2000s but they've been around since 1985.
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... America's offering, which is very slow and in constant danger of overheating.
 
* [[AIA.I. Is a Crapshoot]]: Well, technically.
* {{spoiler|[[Cheaters Never Prosper]]: Subverted, this is Zoofights. If a creature is smart enough to cheat it's smart enough to win.}}
** {{spoiler|Ladies and gents, your King of Beasts}}
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Four berserk, cannibalistic hippos that eat everything in their sight. {{spoiler|Now one berserk cannibalistic hippo/pangolin/human ''thing'' that eats everything in its sight.}}
 
* {{spoiler|[[Back Fromfrom the Dead]] / [[Came Back Wrong]] / [[Came Back Strong]](?):}}
{{quote|{{spoiler|Why, why, why did nobody stop to think before hauling the corpse of the most intact Hippo left after Round One into the quantum resurrection chamber and hitting the On Switch? The damnable machine fulfilled its purpose of disassembling the hippo at an atomic level and rebuilding it in a living state in the next room - but it also worked its grisly magic on the brute's entire stomach content. Tragically, this meant that the hippo, when reborn, was fused with the remains of eight crowd members and Sawz, the hapless pangolin who was devoured by it at the very start of their duel.}}}}
* [[Big Eater]] / [[Extreme Omnivore]]: Duh
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=== Gadadhara / {{spoiler|Kali Babar / Muhammut Kali / Vighneshvara, The Lord of Obstacles}} ===
An Indian elephant with ''two'' sets of Big Muscly Arms<small><sup>TM</sup></small> from the makers[[Alternate Universe|(?)]] of Croctopus.
 
* [[Ambition Is Evil]]: [http://www.booksie.com/historical_fiction/short_story/dudemanguy/kali-babar/chapter/1 From fighter to stock broker]{{Dead link}} by Dudemanguy.
* [[Ax Crazy]]: {{spoiler|"We thought opening up the pachyderm punisher's mind to the ebb and flow of etheric energy that suffuses and connects all of creation would make him a better citizen of the world, but it turns out it just made him better at killing things." While he has Kali's weapons, none of them is an axe.}}
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: "Eye lost in barfight [....] Why do we let them drink?"
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* {{spoiler|Crack Defeat: to Final Mantasy, who double-KO'd Nightmare and Mental Ben by encasing them in water.}}
* [[Everything's Better with Sparkles|Everything's Better With]] [[Shock and Awe|Sparks]]
* [[For Science!]] / [[Mad Scientist]]: [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round-1-fight-8/Teslacorn%20blueprint%20larger.jpg This]{{Dead link}} is Teslacorn's blue print. That's it.
* [[Nepotism]]: Major Failure's wife designed Teslacorn, which led to charges of favoritism on the ZF forums.
* [[Shock and Awe]]
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Knock-off fighters (with their own version of the Major, Commador Disaster) recruited by that damn gecko in a surprise bid to take over Zoofights in the middle of the Losers' League Royal Rumble. Very quickly, they are as follows (descriptions by the Major):
 
* ARMS 'N DANGEROUS -- ADANGEROUS—A ball of Big Muscley Arms controlled by an ameoba, this is the reason for the recent shortage of BMA in the tournament. {{spoiler|Killed by Final Mantisy who infected the amoeba, causing it to tear itself apart}}
 
* OCTOPUS CRIME -- AnCRIME—An octopus that cannot stop commiting felonies. {{spoiler|Double-KO'd with Carp. A. Diem by Mental Ben and Nightmare}}
 
* CARP. A. DIEM -- TheDIEM—The murderous Roman fish with muscley hands and a toga. {{spoiler|See above.}}
 
* THE LESSER OF TWO EAGLES -- CouldnEAGLES—Couldn't get the good eagle, had to get the shit one. Carries picture of brother {{spoiler|the Neccesary Eagle}}. {{spoiler|Killed by Carp. A. Diem.}}
 
* MIKE BISON -- MikeBISON—Mike Bison's gonna Punch Out. {{spoiler|Double-KO'd with Dolphin Lundgren by Mahammut Kali}}
 
* DOLPHIN LUNDGREN -- ALUNDGREN—A dolphin trained to kill by soviet hairdressers. {{spoiler|See above}}
 
* BIGUANA -- ABIGUANA—A really BIG iguana. Seriously. He’s quite big. {{spoiler|Ate Angsteater, then kicked to death by Mahammut Kali}}
 
* JOHN KRAKENROE -- AKRAKENROE—A furious tennis-playing squid. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! {{spoiler|Ripped apart by Diet Croak}}
 
* COMMODORE DISASTER with GEKKO -- AGEKKO—A dollar-store Major Failure and his creepy lizard pet. {{spoiler|Final KO: Crushed to death when Muhammut Kali sat on them}}
 
* A TOTALLY RADICAL CAT WITH ONE LEG -- ONLEG—ON A SKATEBOARD {{spoiler|First KO: Killed itself by drinking the Frog Piss.}}
 
* {{spoiler|[[Curb Stomp Battle]]}}: {{spoiler|The Losers' League competitors destroy them when they attempt to attack.}}
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The big boss, the one behind it all. Sometimes referred to as "The Major" or "The Good Major". His roleplay persona of choice is [[Character as Himself|Major Failure]] – an ex-military man with vast wealth who forces animals to brawl for his and others’ amusement. He also posted occasionally as Al Swearengen in Zoofights 3.
 
* [[Blatant Lies]]: Every tournament Major Failure assures the audience that nothing will go wrong this year. And every year he's wrong. He was especially insistant about it in Zoofights IV, a year when ''three'' competitors became [[Eldritch AbominationsAbomination]]s.
 
=== Gravitas Shortfall ===
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** {{spoiler|Remember during the ending when From Hell stands up one last time before Bisondreadnaught crashes into it? [[Word of God]] says it's because ''[[Oh Crap|Lilly had taken over.]]''}}
* [[Madness Mantra]]: '''DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES DISEASES'''
* {{spoiler|[[Nightmare Face]]: At one part in the finale, her face distorts into a beaked shape. [[BigNon LippedSequitur Alligator MomentScene|It's never mentioned again]].}}
* [[Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book]]
* [[Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant]]
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* [[Ambiguous Gender]] / [[No Biological Sex]]: Gezora refers to itself as "it".
* [[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever]]: Gezora has not really attacked anyone. Yet.
* {{spoiler|[[Back Fromfrom the Dead]] /UnexplainedRecovery: Gezora died and then got better in ZFV.}}
* [[Cool Shades]]: Gezora has been sporting shutter-shades since supporting The Snapture ([[Alliteration|super!]]).
* [[Cordon Bleugh Chef]] / [[I Am a Humanitarian]]: Gezora has ''adventurous'' tastes.
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* {{spoiler|[[Villainous Rescue]]: Robotnik defeats Lesko, blowing up his own Death Egg in the process and saving the world from a salesman with the powers of a god.}}
 
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