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* [[Affectionate Nickname]]: Several, although "[http://notalwaysromantic.com/pet-names-unleashed/18698 My dumb pig]" is probably the strangest.
* [[Affectionate Nickname]]: Several, although "[http://notalwaysromantic.com/pet-names-unleashed/18698 My dumb pig]" is probably the strangest.
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: "[http://notalwaysromantic.com/no-fork-in-the-road-for-these-two/19695 We'll get to have spork babies!]"
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: "[http://notalwaysromantic.com/no-fork-in-the-road-for-these-two/19695 We'll get to have spork babies!]"
* [[Epic Fail]]: [http://notalwaysromantic.com/alls-well-that-girlfriends-well/18412 This man] tries to hook up with a stranger, only to find that she's a lesbian. And his pick-up lines are terrible. And he's trying to cheat on his girlfriend. Who is nearby. {{spoiler|And she later dumps him and dates the other girl.}}
* [[Epic Fail]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130923080442/http://notalwaysromantic.com/alls-well-that-girlfriends-well/18412 This man] tries to hook up with a stranger, only to find that she's a lesbian. And his pick-up lines are terrible. And he's trying to cheat on his girlfriend. Who is nearby. {{spoiler|And she later dumps him and dates the other girl.}}
* [[Exiled to the Couch]]: [http://notalwaysromantic.com/bosomless-buddies/18799 These two dopes], who are probably lucky they weren't thrown out of their apartment.
* [[Exiled to the Couch]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130417055500/http://notalwaysromantic.com/bosomless-buddies/18799 These two dopes], who are probably lucky they weren't thrown out of their apartment.
* [[The Grunting Orgasm]]: "[http://notalwaysromantic.com/the-birds-and-the-bears/18751 Daddy sounds like a bear when he's sleeping!]"
* [[The Grunting Orgasm]]: "[http://notalwaysromantic.com/the-birds-and-the-bears/18751 Daddy sounds like a bear when he's sleeping!]"
* [[Hypnotize the Princess]]: Implied [http://notalwaysromantic.com/working-smarter-not-harder/2054 here]. What else would require books on seduction and hypnotism?
* [[Hypnotize the Princess]]: Implied [http://notalwaysromantic.com/working-smarter-not-harder/2054 here]. What else would require books on seduction and hypnotism?
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* [[Amazingly Embarrassing Parents]]: And siblings, and grandparents, and cousins, and...
* [[Amazingly Embarrassing Parents]]: And siblings, and grandparents, and cousins, and...
* [[Cool Old Guy]]/[[Cool Old Lady]]: Some of the grandparents.
* [[Cool Old Guy]]/[[Cool Old Lady]]: Some of the grandparents.
* [[Evil Laugh]]: [http://notalwaysrelated.com/which-one-is-pinky-and-which-one-is-brain/20074 These two girls.]
* [[Evil Laugh]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130217145043/http://notalwaysrelated.com/which-one-is-pinky-and-which-one-is-brain/20074 These two girls.]
* [[I Call Him "Mister Happy"]]: [http://notalwaysrelated.com/needs-imp-plants/21098 This argument].
* [[I Call Him "Mister Happy"]]: [http://notalwaysrelated.com/needs-imp-plants/21098 This argument].
* [[I Got a Rock]]: [http://notalwaysrelated.com/christmas-is-off-to-a-rocky-start/19493 This poor kid.]
* [[I Got a Rock]]: [http://notalwaysrelated.com/christmas-is-off-to-a-rocky-start/19493 This poor kid.]
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* [[Squee]]: [http://notalwaysrelated.com/underworld-overheard/19525 This] ''[[Underworld (film)|Underworld]]'' fangirl.
* [[Squee]]: [http://notalwaysrelated.com/underworld-overheard/19525 This] ''[[Underworld (film)|Underworld]]'' fangirl.
* [[Take a Third Option]]: [http://notalwaysrelated.com/to-have-and-to-hold-a-cup-of-coffee/19641 What this father wants to do].
* [[Take a Third Option]]: [http://notalwaysrelated.com/to-have-and-to-hold-a-cup-of-coffee/19641 What this father wants to do].
* [[Up, Up, and Away]]: What [http://notalwaysrelated.com/moms-always-intercede-for-their-super-seed/19366 this father] thinks his baby should be able to do.
* [[Up, Up, and Away]]: What [https://web.archive.org/web/20140723172724/http://notalwaysrelated.com/moms-always-intercede-for-their-super-seed/19366 this father] thinks his baby should be able to do.
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