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  • When the Spartans are regrouping after the first battle (read: killing wounded Persian soldiers), and Leonidas receives an offer to parlay:

 Leonidas: (takes a bite of an apple, speaks with his mouth full) There's no reason we can't be civil, is there?

Spartan: (stabbing a wounded Persian) None, sire.

  • "Clearly, you've never met our women."
  • Astinos recalling Stelio's comment about how the Spartans will "fight in the shade" while the Spartans are all hiding under their shields to avoid a sun-blocking barrage of arrows.