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* When the Spartans are regrouping after the first battle (read: killing wounded Persian soldiers), and Leonidas receives an offer to parlay:
* When the Spartans are regrouping after the first battle (read: killing wounded Persian soldiers), and Leonidas receives an offer to parlay:
{{quote| '''Leonidas''': ''(takes a bite of an apple, speaks with his mouth full)'' There's no reason we can't be civil, is there?<br />
{{quote|'''Leonidas''': ''(takes a bite of an apple, speaks with his mouth full)'' There's no reason we can't be civil, is there?
'''Spartan''': ''(stabbing a wounded Persian)'' None, sire. }}
'''Spartan''': ''(stabbing a wounded Persian)'' None, sire. }}
* "Clearly, you've never met our women."
* "Clearly, you've never met our women."

Latest revision as of 03:32, 8 August 2014


  • When the Spartans are regrouping after the first battle (read: killing wounded Persian soldiers), and Leonidas receives an offer to parlay:

Leonidas: (takes a bite of an apple, speaks with his mouth full) There's no reason we can't be civil, is there?
Spartan: (stabbing a wounded Persian) None, sire.

  • "Clearly, you've never met our women."
  • Astinos recalling Stelio's comment about how the Spartans will "fight in the shade" while the Spartans are all hiding under their shields to avoid a sun-blocking barrage of arrows.