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[[File:Hand Maiden.jpg|350px|thumbnail|Uh, [[Girlfriend in Canada|she's Canadian]]|link=http://spxcialneeds.deviantart.com/art/High-five-434808785]]
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''When I think about you''
''I touch myself''
|'''[[Divinyls]]''', "I Touch Myself"}}
{{quote|"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love!"
|'''[[Woody Allen]]'''}}
Lots of people masturbate! It's nothing to be ashamed of; after all, it's both sexually satisfying and good for your health. However, it's not something you'd bring up in polite conversation, since nobody really wants to talk about playing with their genitals. However, it's given quite a different treatment in fiction. Unlike [[Nobody Poops]] or [[No Periods, Period]], where the function is simply not mentioned because it would be [[Nausea Fuel]], masturbation in fiction often fits into four different categories:
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* In the dreaded ''[[My Immortal]]'', Lupin is caught "masticating" in the bath to a video that he and Snape took of Ebony. Later on she says that he "MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong)". ([[Ask a Stupid Question|Yes.]])
* The ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' lemon fic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3043801/1 A Glass Of Wine]'' has Asuka calming an anxious and embarrassed Hikari that "taking care of herself" will get rid of her wet dreams since such dreams are indicators that her brain is craving for an orgasm. Hikari is initially against the idea (no surprise there, knowing her character) until Asuka finishes the job herself. For the cast's most innocent girl.
{{quote|'''Asuka''': "Now if your smart you'll take doctor Soryu's prescription and apply liberally until the symptoms go away."}}
* ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3070350/1/Another_Mans_Cage
* A humourous fanfic by the creators of ''[[Bag Enders]]'' featured an adolescent Pippin being upset because his mother had told him kittens would die if he masturbated and he'd found a dead kitten in the garden and been convinced she was right. Merry gave him a kitten so he could watch it and stop if the kitten started looking ill to prove it wasn't true. Unfortunately, Pippin couldn't bring himself to do it with the kitten staring at him, so Merry ended up spending several evenings sitting in the next room and watching the kitten for him.
* The narrator in ''[http://fav.me/dd7ow55 Case of the Missing Technology]'' was bound to defied this when it comes to [[Mad Scientist|Monty]]. Considering what Monty [[Unwilling Roboticisation| done to]] [[Spice Girls|Melanie]], the narrator wasn't going to allow it.
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