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An obscene haiku
Don’t look at it! It’s naked!
What a perv you are!

—Rabid Biscuit

Again and again,
I walk in on you changing.
Please stop hitting me.

—Bozozoku

I reached, not looking,
Felt something soft, startled, then
She twisted my arm.

—So We Ate Them

Hands on something... soft?
It feels like two pillows...
Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!

—Zblayde

A wind blew in here
Thought I saw paradise; then
I was sent to one.

—Dezastico

Kyaa! Doko sawatteru no?! Get out of my room and go back to Accidental Pervert, you Baka!

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 {{trope}}
+{{haiku|
-An obscene haiku<br />Don’t look at it! It’s [[Fan Service|naked!]]<br />What a perv you are!
+An obscene haiku
-{{quote|--[[Tropers/Rabid Biscuit|Rabid Biscuit]]}}
+Don’t look at it! It’s [[Fan Service|naked!]]
+What a perv you are!
+|Rabid Biscuit}}
+{{haiku|
-Again and again,<br />I walk in on you changing.<br />Please stop hitting me.
+Again and again,
-{{quote|--[[Tropers/Bozozoku|Bozozoku]]}}
+I walk in on you changing.
+Please stop hitting me.
+|Bozozoku}}
+{{haiku|
-I reached, not looking,<br />Felt something soft, startled, then<br />She twisted my arm.
+I reached, not looking,
-{{quote|--[[User:So We Ate Them]]}}
+Felt something soft, startled, then
+She twisted my arm.
+|So We Ate Them}}
+{{haiku|
-Hands on something... soft?<br />[[Planes, Trains and Automobiles|It feels like two pillows...]]<br />Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!
+Hands on something... soft?
-{{quote|--[[User:Tropers/Zblayde|Zblayde]]}}
+[[Planes, Trains and Automobiles|It feels like two pillows...]]
+Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!
+|Zblayde}}
+{{haiku|
-[[Marilyn Maneuver|A wind blew in here]]<br />[[Male Gaze|Thought I saw paradise]]; then<br />[[Unprovoked Pervert Payback|I was sent to one]].
+[[Marilyn Maneuver|A wind blew in here]]
-{{quote|--[[User:Tropers/Dezastico|Dezastico]]}}
+[[Male Gaze|Thought I saw paradise]]; then
+[[Unprovoked Pervert Payback|I was sent to one]].
+|Dezastico}}
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 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:Accidental Pervert]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]