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{{quote|''Somewhere along the line parents learned that starting the day with half a pound of refined sugar just jacked up your kid like a lemur on a hot plate, and made them crash around 10. This lead to the invention of the "Balanced Breakfast" concept, where a bowl of Sugar-Sparkled Cocoa Nodules would be photographed with toast, orange juice, a monkey wrench, a copy of Newsweek, and other items that could theoretically be part of a balanced breakfast, but would be ignored in favor of another bowl of Nature's Crack.''|'''James Lileks''', "[http://www.startribune.com/blogs/78969982.html?elr=KArks47cQiU47cQiU47cQULPQL7PQLanchO7DiU Sugar-frosted Frosted Puffsweets!]"}}

{{quote|''"New Cheat Commandos... O's sugar cereal is a delicious part of this complete delicious <s>nutritious</s> breakfast! And take some vitamins, too!"''|''[[Homestar Runner]]'', "Cheat Commandos...O's"}}

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