Alice Cooper/Quotes

"He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original."

—Alice Cooper, about Marilyn Manson

Sam the American Eagle: Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric.. naughty.. freako!
Cooper: Why, thank you!
Sam: ... Freakos one, civilization zero.
Cooper: [makes a "one point for me" mark in the air]

—The Muppet Show