Alvin: Hello? Dave! What a coincidence! We were just talking about you! Sure. Miss Miller, its Dave. He wants to talk to you. Ms. Miller: Hello? [Theodore presses a button to play the recorder. But it's playing in reverse.] David (recording): Eyb eyb. Eporue ni em teem ot, Erodoeht dna, Nomis, Nivla tnaw I. Rellim sm, olleh? Eporue ni em teem ot... Simon: It's not your hearing aid, Ms. Miller. Alvin:(nervous laugh) Its a bad connection. [Theodore tries to press the right buttons. He presses the slow motion button.] David (recording):Heeelllloooo Moooossss Maayyoooo? Ms. Miller: David, are you drunk? [Theodore pressed the correct button. He faints.] David (recording): Hello, Ms. Miller? I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Bye bye. Ms. Miller: Could you repeat that, David? {{[[[Here We Go Again]] Alvin throws his arms up in frustration.}}]
Simon getting drenched while hanging on to his dear life. Then he gets crushed between two hot air balloon baskets.
Klaus and Sophie's rivalry.
Playing tug-of-war with Klaus' favorite socks.
Claudia blames Sophie for the broken vase.
Klaus: You mangy mutt. That was a priceless antique! Claudia: KLAUS! HEEL!! Really now, you're such a bully.
Alvin: You take all this wassum, and we take little butterball you steal from us last night. How about it? [Alvin and Simon tied up] Simon: Great negotiation, Alvin.
One episode of the 80s show has Alvin suing Brittany on a parody of The People's Court. The best gag is how Alvin proved Brittany was faking her injuries.